Anyone got a girlfriend they wanna let me borrow or a friend they know of that is pretty cute nice body and are up for it?


hahahaha ok useless thread so where is 818lsx for this one?

 

Random and just wrong bro.

 

awesome...

 

superb

 

TImes are pretty tough now that they've busted up all of those Arcadia "Massage" parlors, eh?

 

order one from russia.

 

im a pimp, how much you trying to spend?

 

go on c-list lol

 

LOL...this ****** guy here

150.00 gets a girl to ur door....after that its up to u to "negotiate" a deal....c-list x2

 

LOL I figured you guys would like this, I thought it would liven up the board for a bit.

$150 huh? hmmmm hahahaha.

 

Is she Asian?

 

I dunno asians are ok a lot of time it looks like someone slammed a door in their face, I like all races though the longest relationship I ever had was with a black chick she was cool as hell, I was dumb as ****, such is how it goes.

I have yet to have a persian and don't feel like spending the extra effort on them they think they are hott **** but meh whatevs.

 

Not to mention, that they might kill you afterwards for being an infedel

(I know I know, persians are not arabs)

 

Good evening Infedels, I keel you. LOL man that was funny, man the worst time for these jokes was just after 9/11 I know my best friends dad is from lebanon, when we would go out somewhere with the families his dad would say something and people would give him a scared look, but ironically enough he is a civil engineer for GE and designed the only valve in the world that is the final fail safe valve for the Nuclear powerplants for GE, it can withstand more pressure than other fail safe valve for the powerplants, I thought that was hilarious that he works with nuclear stuff and made something to protect us from going kaboom and people would always look at him with that look almost like they wanted to scream terrorist.


Ok back on topic lets speak of good places to get laid, or if you are tired of your gf and want her to get the point I will help ya with that.. Hahaha.

 

so is your right hand to busy for its usual duty or what?

 

Yeah man besides I am left handed.

 

craigslist is your friend

 

Hahaha I saw that once dude that is ridiculous seriously people go on there to get dates I mean come on.

 

No go on the casual encounters section-**** dates

 

what there is a casual encounters section?? no way I gotta see this now that is ****** funny, ROFL.