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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 03:11 PM
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My friend is visiting family in Fort Worth and she just sent me this awesomeness:







I luuuv me some lifted 'm a r o s and Ki-yote tails. Yeeehaaaaw!
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 03:12 PM
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OMG thats the gheyest thing ive ever seeeeen....wtf posses people to do stupid **** like that???
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 03:12 PM
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sweet...i was wondering what the hell was hanging down low
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by nevrlift13
OMG thats the gheyest thing ive ever seeeeen....wtf posses people to do stupid **** like that???
i think its called imbreading
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 03:40 PM
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ya know... that thing actually looks kinda hellacious mean...

in a way... i kinda like it
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 03:41 PM
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I remember watching an episode of Monster Garage and they converted an older Corvette in to a mud racer. Put big ol supension parts, big super swamper tires, and even added a differential up front and chain connected a drive shaft to the one going to the rear to make it all wheel drive. Oh, forgot to mention that it put out 700 hp on spray. But it probably had a very very short life the way it was.
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 04:00 PM
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post this in the texas section.
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 04:03 PM
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And you guys diss 3rd gens...

4th gens = the next 3rd gens
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 04:16 PM
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That thar is a nice auto mobile!
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 04:40 PM
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I think I just cried a little at that monstrocity. I also feel confused yet angerred yet a little bit amused and a feeling like i wanna **** my pants from too much mixed feelings. I I I I oh dear god.....

Hey billy bob come take a look at this <--------Famous redneck last words
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 04:44 PM
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i always had a soft spot for car bodies siting on truck chassis...kinda neat in a hill billy way
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 05:16 PM
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Dang!
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 05:21 PM
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So if I go to texas will my ***** be bigger?? I wonder.. shoots off into dream sequence of me intexas with lots of ladies around me just staring at my texas sized package.... dream sequence ends by boss walking up to me and asking about something totally bs and notices i now have a boner from dream sequence and lets me go home for the rest of the day.
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 05:22 PM
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Lmao fail.
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Vee 6
And you guys diss 3rd gens...

4th gens = the next 3rd gens
4th gens aren't slow
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by LS1Adam84
So if I go to texas will my ***** be bigger?? I wonder.. shoots off into dream sequence of me intexas with lots of ladies around me just staring at my texas sized package.... dream sequence ends by boss walking up to me and asking about something totally bs and notices i now have a boner from dream sequence and lets me go home for the rest of the day.
I think your weanus will actually appear smaller, because everything else in texas is big.
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by brandotron
I think your weanus will actually appear smaller, because everything else in texas is big.
I just threw up not in my mouth but all over my desk at work. is the a mixture of what dolly parton and jaba the hut would make?? thats a sick photoshop chop man, that ain't legal, right, or sane. That bitxh has more cheese than a cheese crust pizza. I know she has more cushion for the pushin but damn dude thats not cushion anymore thats its own atmosphere.

Good grief.
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by XpEdItIoUs
post this in the texas section.
+1 Do it, I wanna see what they have to say for themselves
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 05:40 PM
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They would say something like this, that looks like my grand pappy/uncle/brothers car he built that there sucker dang gooood.
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Old Jan 9, 2009 | 07:13 PM
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That thing is badassssssssssssss!!!!





















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