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Old 09-10-2008, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by whatsgrip?
NO! 10 second car only! I need one cuz my last race in my red integra got beat by a green mitsubishi BTW the tuna sandwich is great!
no crust right?
Old 09-10-2008, 11:21 PM
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you can get a burger and fries for 2.95 faggott
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Originally Posted by black_phoenix
no crust right?
Originally Posted by jsteele90
you can get a burger and fries for 2.95 faggott







BTW Brismo7 You can't bet your dad's car! even if This fool is running a Honda 2000.
Old 09-10-2008, 11:50 PM
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You know what....If you cant find the right tool in this garage...then you dont belong anywhere near a car!


Besides...This will desimate all for about $30 Grand!
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I said a ten-*second* car, not a ten-*minute* car.

You couldn't even tow that across the finish line
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Hey, wait, hold up! I don't have any cash, but I do have the pink slip to my car
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This is everything you need to know about street racing

Dom: Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

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Dom: I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

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Leon: Oh ****! We got cops, cops, cops, cops!

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Dom: [looking at the junked Toyota Supra being hauled in] I said a ten-*second* car, not a ten-*minute* car.
Jesse: You could push this across the finish line, or tow it.
Dom: You couldn't even tow that across the finish line.
Brian: No Faith.
Dom: I have faith in you, but this isn't a junkyard. This is a garage

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Brian: Mia, I'm a cop.
Mia: What are you talking about, Brian?
Brian: Ever since I met you, I've been undercover. I'm a cop.
Mia: Oh, you bastard. You bastard!

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[Hector looks over Brian's Eclipse]
Hector: Nice wheels. Whatcha running under there?
[Brian looks at him, but doesn't answer]
Hector: You're gonna make me find out the hard way? You're brave! You're brave. They call me Hector. Got a last name too, but I can't pronounce it.
Brian: Brian Spilner.
Hector: Typical white boy name.

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Hector: Wait, hold up, hold up. Look at this snowman right here, man
Hector: [walks over to Brian] Sweet ride! Whatcha runnin' under there, man?
Hector: [Brian grins] You're gonna make me find out the hard way?
Brian: Hell yeah!
Hector: You're brave! You're brave! They call me Hector. Gotta last name too, but I can't pronounce it
Brian: [shakes Hectors hand] Brian Spilner.
Hector: Typical white boy name, know what I mean?

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Johnny Tran: A couple of Nissan SR20's would pull a premium one week before race wars.

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Johnny Tran: [interrogating Ted about his missing engines] What are feeling, Lance... 40 weight? 50 weight?
Lance Nguyen: 40 Weight sounds nice...

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Johnny Tran: [about Jesse who is driving away] Where's he going?
Dom: He went to the car wash
Johnny Tran: Whatever. Go fetch my car!
Dom: Go fetch your car? We're not on your block any more. You better watch who you talk to like that.
Johnny Tran: [Dom walks away] TORETTO! TORETTO! SWAT came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!
[Dom punches Tran and a brawl ensues]
Dom: *I never narc’d on nobody! I never narc’d on nobody!*

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Johnny Tran: I'll see you in the desert next month. Be ready to have your *** handed to you.
Dom: You're gonna need more than that crotch rocket.
Johnny Tran: I got something for you.

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Brian: Hey, wait, hold up! I don't have any cash, but I do have the pink slip to my car
Jesse: Wait, you just can't climb in the ring with Ali 'cause you think you box!
Brian: [points to Vince] He *knows* I can box! So check it out, it's like this: If I lose, winner takes my car clean and clear. But if I win, I take the cash, *and* I take the respect!
Dom: [laughing] Respect?
Brian: To some people, that's more important
Dom: ...That your car?

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Letty: I smell
[sniffs air]
Letty: skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?

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Letty: You want a piece of ***, go to Hollywood Boulevard. You want an adrenaline rush that'll be two large.

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Brian: I thought if I got in your good graces you might let me keep my car.
Dom: You are in my good graces, but you ain't keepin' your car.

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Dom: What did you put in that sandwich?

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Mia: My brother likes you. Usually he doesn't like anybody.

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Dom: (to Jesse) Take it upstairs Einstien! You can't detail a car with the cover on. Can't even get that right.

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Edwin: It's not how you stand by your car, it's how you race your car.

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Vince: He's got no call bein' up there, you don't know that fool for ****!
Leon: Yeah he's right, Dom.
Dom: Vince there was a time when I didn't know you!
Vince: That was in the third grade!

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Dom: You can have any brew you want... as long as it's a Corona.

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Vince: What is this guy sandwich crazy or something?
Leon: Nah. He ain't here for the food, V.

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Jesse: Hey, you just can't climb in the ring with Ali 'cause you think you box.

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Brian: So what's your best time?
Dom: I've never driven her...
Brian: Why not?
Dom: She scares the **** out of me.

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Dom: [getting out of his ruined car] That's not what I had in mind.

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Brian: What was the deal back there?
Dom: It's a long story.
Brian: We have a twenty mile hike. Humor me.
Dom: A business deal that went sour. Plus I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister.

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Letty: [to Dom] You look a bit tired... I think you should go upstairs and give me a massage.

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Brian: I just need some more time.
FBI Officer: If you want time, buy the magazine!

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Dom: This you're beer?
Vince: Yeah that's my beer... Yo Dom! Why'd you bring the busta here?
Dom: Because the busta kept me out of handcuffs, he didn't just run back to the fort, the buster brought me back

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Vince: Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, ******!
Brian: I like the tuna here.
Vince: Bullshit *******, no one likes the tuna here!
Brian: Yeah well I do.

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Dom: You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?
Extra: You Tell him Dominic. Get out of here
Dom: Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block... and replace the piston rings you fried.
[closes bonnet of car]
Dom: Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
[Crowd cheers in agreement]

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Brian: What's the retail on one of those?
Ferrari Driver: More than you can afford pal.
Dom: [turning to Brian] Smoke him.

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Dom: Let's go for a little ride

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Vince: There were mass cops out there, that **** was orchestrated.

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[last lines]
Dom: [Brian hands over the key to the Supra] You know what you're doing?
Brian: I owe you a ten-second car.
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Jesse: These are the additions, this is the basic layout of the car, and this is what it could look like when it's done. Red, green, whatever
Brian: Hey man, you should be goin to MIT or something
Jesse: No man, I got that attention disorder
Brian: Oh, ADD?
Jesse: Yes, that ****

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Brian: Hey, what's up, Jesse? What do you have in your hand?
Jesse: Throwing down the pinkslip just like you.
Brian: Pinkslip for what? The Jetta?
Jesse: Yeah.
Brian: You can't bet your dad's car.
Jesse: It's all right. I ain't losin'. This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win. Then me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good.
Brian: Well, they're gonna throw him right back in prison after he kills you.

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[Dominic breaks up a fight between Vince and Brian]
Dom: [checks Brian's wallet] Brian Earl Spilner. Sounds like a serial killer. Is that what you are? Don't come around here again.
Brian: Man, you know this is bullshit!
Dom: You work for Harry, right?
Brian: Yeah, I just started.
Dom: You were just fired.

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Dom: (talking to Brian) You break her heart, I'll break your neck

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[Monica runs Edwin's hand over her breast before the race]
Monica: Feel that? This is yours, even if you lose. But if you win, you get her too.
[Edwin races and loses]
Edwin: Hey, hey, Monica!
Monica: What's your problem, *****? You didn't win!
[Crowd disses Edwin]
Edwin: **** you, then!

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Leon: Look who it is! Old Coyotes 'R' Us!

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Brian: Nice crib, sarge. It's a lot better than that last place you confiscated.
Sgt. Tanner: Eddie Fisher built it for Elizabeth Taylor back in the fifties.
Brian: See? Even the cops in Hollywood are Hollywood.

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Jesse: [about the Supra] You know what? This will decimate all... after we put about fifteen grand or more under the hood. If we have to, overnight some parts from Japan.

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Mia: Letty grew up just down the street. She was into cars since she was like ten years old. Dom always had her attention. Then she turned sixteen...
Brian: And she had Dom's attention.
Mia: Yeah, it's funny how that works out.

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[Brian comes into a restaurant]
Mia: Tuna on white. No crust, right?
Brian: I don't know. How is it?
Mia: Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed.
Brian: I'll have the tuna.
Mia: No crust?
Brian: No crust.

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Edwin: Yo, Monica!
Monica: What's wrong ******, you didn't win.
[Crowd disses Edwin]
Edwin: **** you, then!

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Dom: Jesse, since you were the first to reach in and grab some chicken, why don't you say grace?
Jesse: [saying grace] Dear Heavenly... uh...
Leon: Spirit.
Jesse: Spirit. Thank you. Thank you for direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. Amen.
Leon: Amen!
Dom: Very nice.
Letty: He was praying to the car gods.

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[after Johnny Tran is arrested]
Agent Bilkins: DVD players were purchased legally. All we've got on Tran and his boys are some low-rent weapons charges and some outstanding speeding tickets.
Sgt. Tanner: So, they're out.
Agent Bilkins: Father bailed them out. Is this the kind of intelligence I can except from you, O'Connor?
Brian: What, you're gonna pin this on me?
Agent Bilkins: Hey, I can pin this on whoever I want to. Perks of the job.

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Brian: You know, I was thinking we should go out sometime.
Mia: Oh, that's sweet, but I usually don't date my brother's friends.
Brian: Well, that sucks. I guess I'll have to kick his *** then.
Mia: I'd love to see that. Actually, I'd pay to see that.

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Sgt. Tanner: Are you going native on me, Brian?
Muse: I think the sister's clouding his judgement.
Brian: What was that?
Muse: Hey, I don't blame you. I get off on her surveillance photos too.

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Dom: [pointing to a picture] That's my dad. He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.

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Dom: I saw Linder about a week later. I had the wrench in my hand... and I hit him! And I didn't mean to keep hitting him, but by the time I was done, I couldn't lift my arm. He's a janitor at an elementary school. He has to take the bus to work... and they banned me from the tracks for life.

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Leon: [sitting on a chair with a girl in his lap, looks up and sees Dom walk in] Hey. Dom. We were just about to go look for you.

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Dom: I’m not running!

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Dom: You drive like you've done this before. What are you, a wheelman?
Brian: No.
Dom: Boost cars?
Brian: No, never.
Dom: Do time?
Brian: Couple of overnighters. No big deal.
Dom: What about those two years you did in juvie for boosting cars? Tucson, right? I had Jesse run a little background check on you, Mr. Brian Earl Spilner. He can find anything on the web, anything about anyone. So, why bullshit?
Brian: So what about you?
Dom: Two years in Lompoc. I'll die before I go back.
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Originally Posted by whatsgrip?
BTW Brismo7 You can't bet your dad's car! even if This fool is running a Honda 2000.
You aint in control, unless you outta control...
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**Side note**

You know they F*ck up a nice Grand National in the new F&F trailer?

Its probably already been discussed on the boards
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If I win, I take the cash and I take the respect.
To some people, that's more important!!!
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Originally Posted by Black02LS1
You know what....If you cant find the right tool in this garage...then you dont belong anywhere near a car!


Besides...This will desimate all for about $30 Grand!
And if we have to.....overnight parts from Japan!!!!



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