Had to kick out my roommate
10-07-2008, 01:54 AM
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Had to kick out my roommate My roommate started his vacation today from work. He works at UPS so he gets some pretty good money and benefits.
I get home from work tonight and notice that his car is not in the driveway. It would not be that big of a deal except we usually go out for burgers and a beer or three every Monday night after work
. As I pull the bike into the driveway I notice a red convertible in his spot ... a RED MUSTANG CONVERTIBLE! 
I told him that we couldn't be seen together any more and that he would have to pack his stuff and go
. I am the only "Snake Killer" around with a roommate that has one. My life is ruined. 
My mother is spinning in her grave right now because there is a Ford parked in her driveway.
I'm kidding about kicking him out, but :wtf:
I get home from work tonight and notice that his car is not in the driveway. It would not be that big of a deal except we usually go out for burgers and a beer or three every Monday night after work
. As I pull the bike into the driveway I notice a red convertible in his spot ... a RED MUSTANG CONVERTIBLE! I told him that we couldn't be seen together any more and that he would have to pack his stuff and go
. I am the only "Snake Killer" around with a roommate that has one. My life is ruined. My mother is spinning in her grave right now because there is a Ford parked in her driveway.I'm kidding about kicking him out, but :wtf:
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10-07-2008, 10:07 PM
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well from the way it sounds you already have some sort of love affair with him (the whole burgers and beer date night) so his purchase of a V6 mustang leads me to believe he is the woman in this scenario. AMIRITE or wut? 
10-08-2008, 12:10 AM
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All you need to do sneak out really late one night by tickling his far side so that he rolls off the arm you were cuddling him with. Then gently slide out of bed, silently put on his house slippers (women's slippers are generally softer thus less noise). Then make your way to your car and peel off the rainbow sticker. Pull out the either that you had in your back pocket in the event the tickling didn't work and use it to clean off a spot on his rear fascia and reapply said homo sticker. Make your way back into the house and flush the toilet on your way into the room. If he was awake then tell him dinner was upsetting your belly. Disregard the flushing of the toilet if you had to use the either. Then commence to cuddling the poor sap you just outed.
10-08-2008, 12:19 AM
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dude, you need to keep your perverted fantasies off this thread. Most of the people in here know my car and know that I have no real love for Fords. My roommate once owned a 68 Z28 and it was rather shocking to even see him with a Ford. As for going out for burgers and beers every Monday, not that I should have to justify my whereabouts to anyone here, that was something we started doing several years ago to watch Monday Night Football during happy hour and it just carried over to a year round after work treat.
10-08-2008, 12:29 AM
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It was a joke, no harm. Just sitting here bored not doing anything so I figured I'll try to get a laugh. I make my friends with fords park on the street and take the degrading walk up. Again no harm.
10-08-2008, 01:47 AM
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dude, you need to keep your perverted fantasies off this thread. Most of the people in here know my car and know that I have no real love for Fords. My roommate once owned a 68 Z28 and it was rather shocking to even see him with a Ford. As for going out for burgers and beers every Monday, not that I should have to justify my whereabouts to anyone here, that was something we started doing several years ago to watch Monday Night Football during happy hour and it just carried over to a year round after work treat.
Good one!