Best rain dance EVER!!
Today, there wasnt hardly a cloud in the sky, and I washed the car completely. No sooner did I put down the shammy and turn around to start a little waxing... its covered in spots. I thought, "no way I missed that...?" Sure as crap, the sun was out but it was raining!
So I shammied it all off, because it looked like it was done raining, and started to wax. I got almost all the way around the car and it started monsooning! WTF? Where were you weather man?
Now, my car isnt a show car
Its got battle scars from all kinds of crap, to include a fist fight in my old parking lot, and college bitches with sunglasses that cover from their neck to forehead with cell phone to ear while kicking their new hummer door open. Waxing it today was merely a last ditch effort to keep it from fading into obivion
So, if anyone ever has need for rain, shoot me a PM and I'll come by your farm and wash my car. The crops will get rain then...
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It hailed. Yes, hail. In June. First wash in about 3 months. Hail.
Not just any hail, but hail that can only be described as some type of plague or pandemic... because it ONLY hailed at my house. 3 miles away, at my work they did not recieve said hail. WTF?Somepeople call this type of activity a gift... I tell you its a curse







