No Appreciation For Hard Work
Hers isn't the only car I've devastated for such asinine *accidents* . Do y'all ever wonder if some people do it on purpose?
Anywways, I have learned a better trick for people who ding your car with their doors.
Idiots that park next to my car when it is very clear that its parked at the edge of the lot for a reason... and ding it.... get their locks filled with superglue. I always keep a fresh tube in my glovebox.
In stark contrast, my 2nd wife is disappointed if I don't spool up the turbo to 11 psi in second gear!

(Oh, and she does NOT slam the doors.)
The right woman makes all the difference in the world.

I left her a nasty little note before I left and I hope the next person she does it to slashes all 4 tires..
My daughters, 6yr old and 3 yr old love to ride in "daddys car". I'm no drill sargent with my kids but I remind them not to slam doors and put finger prints on panels.......My 6yr old knows how to shut my doors windows up or down. My 3yr old actually stands there and waits for somebody to do it for her.
But as the chauffeur for my lil girls, I feel obligated to open the door for them. I do the same for my better half as well.
The Best V8 Stories One Small Block at Time
-21 mm long wrench in the drive door compartment
- 1" drive long handled ractcet in the backseat (weights 10 # lol)
- a pair of brass knuckles in a hidden location
i try not to let morons in my car but every person that gets inside i make it very clear that if they hurt my car, they will go to the hospital
and ive got lucky with my gf she is a car girl (had a nsx when i met here) and she actually bitch's at me to be careful lol
About 5 years ago while I still have my lt I had a situation very similar to this. I just had a new hood put on and the whole car repainted. It had been out of the shop about 2 weeks.... I went into town one day and stopped at a dollar store to buy some batteries. I parked at the farthest parking spot from the store, one that was clearly visible from the front of the store. As I'm standing in line a mid eighty's cavalier pulls up and parks so close that I can tell no person could get out of the car without smashing mine. I had to watch as a fat bitch that probly weighed about 300 pounds tried to worm her fat *** out from between my vehicle and hers. It defied all logic...... And still bothers me to this day... I just stood there and watched as she walked into a store next to the 1 I was in. I didn't ask for her insurance I didn't stalk her down. I just paid for my batteries calmly walked out to my car got the billy club that I always carried out from behind my seat and busted her windsheild. Cost me about 400 dollars to repair the door she had mauled....
Hers isn't the only car I've devastated for such asinine *accidents* . Do y'all ever wonder if some people do it on purpose?
Anywways, I have learned a better trick for people who ding your car with their doors.
Idiots that park next to my car when it is very clear that its parked at the edge of the lot for a reason... and ding it.... get their locks filled with superglue. I always keep a fresh tube in my glovebox.
Op, I can definitely relate. My last ex LOVED my car. She made me take the t-tops out even if it was 20* outside. So long as it wasn't raining, and she loved getting in races, seeing how fast I could get it up too (she asked me why I let off one time when I took it up to 170
). Anyway, last time i ever talked to her, we got in a fight over some stupid ****. I was sitting in her gravel driveway, car running, door open, arguing and I say, something along the lines of, "**** this, I'm not gonna argue with you anymore, I'll talk to you tomorrow after we both calm down." I'm trying to diffuse the situation, and the crazy bitch goes, "fine the, go you *******!" and proceeds to KICK my door closed HARD AS ****, and then picks up a hand full of gravel from her driveway and says if your not out of here in 2 seconds I'm gonna throw this at your car. 1 second later I have a million little ******* rocks hitting my car.
At that point I said **** it, and gave it a little gas and pelted her with gravel. 


Ya'll are overreacting if these are your daily drivers. Sure, if your car is a garage queen show-car behind a rope, go ahead and get pissed at someone for scratchin' it. But pissed because someone closed your door harder than you'd like? C'mon. I hate a scratch too, but it's part of driving a car daily, and they're not that expensive to fix.
If you park a car in a public lot or parking garage, don't expect it to get white-glove treatment.
Ya'll are overreacting if these are your daily drivers. Sure, if your car is a garage queen show-car behind a rope, go ahead and get pissed at someone for scratchin' it. But pissed because someone closed your door harder than you'd like? C'mon. I hate a scratch too, but it's part of driving a car daily, and they're not that expensive to fix.
If you park a car in a public lot or parking garage, don't expect it to get white-glove treatment.
Ya'll are overreacting if these are your daily drivers. Sure, if your car is a garage queen show-car behind a rope, go ahead and get pissed at someone for scratchin' it. But pissed because someone closed your door harder than you'd like? C'mon. I hate a scratch too, but it's part of driving a car daily, and they're not that expensive to fix.
If you park a car in a public lot or parking garage, don't expect it to get white-glove treatment.







