Christmas....20 years from now!
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Christmas....20 years from now!
We're sitting in the Noyzee garage, and I ask Brad what he got his wife for Christmas.
Brad replys: A Cadilac and a Jaguar.
I Say: Why two cars?
Brad: Well, if she doesn't like that caddy, she can drive the jag. What did you get your wife?
Me: A pair of slippers and a vibrator.
Brad: Thats weird, why'd you get those?
I Say: If she doesn't like the slippers she can go **** herself!
Brad replys: A Cadilac and a Jaguar.
I Say: Why two cars?
Brad: Well, if she doesn't like that caddy, she can drive the jag. What did you get your wife?
Me: A pair of slippers and a vibrator.
Brad: Thats weird, why'd you get those?
I Say: If she doesn't like the slippers she can go **** herself!