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Old 12-17-2005, 08:54 AM
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We're sitting in the Noyzee garage, and I ask Brad what he got his wife for Christmas.
Brad replys: A Cadilac and a Jaguar.
I Say: Why two cars?
Brad: Well, if she doesn't like that caddy, she can drive the jag. What did you get your wife?
Me: A pair of slippers and a vibrator.
Brad: Thats weird, why'd you get those?
I Say: If she doesn't like the slippers she can go **** herself!
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ROFLMFAO
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haha that was great
Old 12-17-2005, 01:50 PM
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haha, your fucked.
Old 12-17-2005, 03:27 PM
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LMFAO that was great
Old 12-17-2005, 06:31 PM
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Hey, that's what I got my wife for X-mass.
Old 12-17-2005, 06:36 PM
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lololol
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Funny!!!!!!!!!!
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Meh. I've read funnier jokes about eggs.
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Actually it's more like this:

Brad: well, my dad bought her a Jag and a Caddy

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MOre power to him. Always better to spend someone else's money.
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i only work for fun. my dad gives me everything, and pays for everything. i should just stay home and sleep




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