Zturd

iTrader: (12)

OK I'm bored and this is what happens when i'm bored. I am offering a beer to the first person to come up to me with a traffic violation other then parking in OCMD that they got while down there!!! I'll be in the loud red FRC vette so if you see me flag me down or if you know someone ask if they have my phone # Bruce/Zturd/Fartpipe. Ask a Fbody owner someones gotta know LOL!!!!! BOTTOM LINE I dont get off work often and I want to have on really good FN time!!!!!!!!

Will offer a Beer to anyone who can post in this thread with a picture of their fart aswell

nhra_crazy

iTrader: (86)

You bastard... You better call me when you get down there.. And we will show you how to get in trouble!!!

mikep2002

iTrader: (10)

My fart went a little to far so heres the turd in exchange for you.. I`ll take a soda or root beer...

nhra_crazy

iTrader: (86)

We are all hopeing of an appearence by the one and only mikep on sat......

mikep2002

iTrader: (10)

Thinking about hunting down a co-pilot for the ride home. I cant think of anyone that would be sober for the ride home.


Preffer a large C-cup and short skirt.....And she can get very intoxicated

Its a Bruce thread you know its gonna go way off topic..................

TNTramair

iTrader: (15)

here's one for you....if you get a moving violation and show me the ticket, i'll pay for Half a tank of gas for that Turd. id fill the bitch up but im cheap like that...

Zturd

iTrader: (12)

WHAT!!!!!!!!! YOU SOB!!!!!!!!! If i get a ticket I will HUNT YOUR AZZZ DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!NOW!

00/Z-28Glatty

Welp I'll probably be seeing you for that beer lol. I have a problem with self control and now theres a beer in the mix thats no good lol

White.Lightning

iTrader: (53)

Why not give someone the beer to assist in the traffic violation???

Zturd

iTrader: (12)

That we wont do.... however, speeding, burning out, racing, loud exhaust, wreckless driving, careless driving, popping wheelies in the parking lot with the tool box are all recommended!!!

DocEwww

iTrader: (1)

They give out "loud exhaust" tickets down there?

Zturd

iTrader: (12)

Not sure, I'll found out before i come home and let everyone know LOL! Damn gas pedal sticks and the muffler fell off on the way down occifer I sware! We have very bad rewwwaddsss in Bumbletuna, PA.

TNTramair

iTrader: (15)

....i sowwy...


considering all the pro-street cars with dumps parachutes and wheelie bars they have cruisin up and down the blvd i seriously doubt anyone will be getting a exhaust too loud ticket lol.

DocEwww

iTrader: (1)

Thats what I was hoping to hear. Wildwood was a good time this year and by the way you guys are swearing by OC I might have to take a ride up Saturday.

Zturd

iTrader: (12)

WHAT?????? I DIDNT FN sware!!!!! Thats bullshit... I dont FN appreciate this sheit. I think is just another attempt to bring down the FLOCKING language barrier and demoralize our children.

Hawk312

iTrader: (8)

Can someone confirm that speeding and doing burnouts are only $50 violations? If so, that is why you`ll see me doing about a buck 20 in the bus lane.

Hawk312

iTrader: (8)

.....sideways

KBearZ28

iTrader: (1)

Dude!!! I will be there....yes thats right I will be there. This is not a drill.
I am still alive. Thats worth a beer isnt it? I will be heading down Sat. in the AM. Hope to see ya there, its been awhile.

Frans96SS

iTrader: (15)

I WIN!!!! 88 in a 55 on the way down haha...

corvetteandsilverado

iTrader: (3)

nice thats a good fine what you driving in while your down there?