Nice! This might be a new trend

 

Finally, a positive POST!

 

oh I read the specs, just keeping with the spirit of the thread!

 

Proceed!

 

10 degrees of overlap and a 39.5 degree IVC... should make a ton of torque in a stock shortblock. Throw a .040" gasket and stock 243s or ported 243s @ 64cc chambers and this would make good power everywhere @ 11:1 CR.

 

David, stay tuned for our .300 lift springs!

 

do those come with the extra heavy steel retainers and leaky valve guide seals? If so, sign me up!

 

Next up are our LS1tech EXCLUSIVE Urine resistant hip waders...for threads such as this. For all those pissing contests you intend on winning!

Not nearly as entertaining as this thread, but sure chocked full of Vitamin C...or something as yellow as it anyway.

 

I haven't figured out how to bolt my Dominator throttle stop onto my LS1 throttle body. Clearly my 11 sec. car is WAY too fast and if you make this a complete kit I may be interested. Throw in some seasoned(100,000mi) lifters, pushrods, springs, and a Pam Anderson loose timing chain BAM !!...hell yeah...Oh Oh wait; what about a completely worn out, gouged up, clogged check ball oil pump....could you make that part of an "if you act now" special to the first few customers ??? How bout' Vince (you're gonna love my nuts) Slap-Chop infomercial ???

 

Lol had to read it twice. Should have made it a reverse split.

 

LOL...WTF did I just read in that thread???

 

Wait until we release our gasoline additive/injector cleaner. The ingredients are a secret. Tested a couple cars myself already.

SPY SHOT ATTACHED.

FYI, that's coSPEED2's small ding a ling so feel free to make fun of him.

 

That is wrong. I would never associate with a woman that puts that much spray tan on.

 

That'll be v2.