I'm gonna slap Sikora's car down too......

We gonna fill the Outlaw class this year...... one nice car (mine) and a bunch of jalopies that barely run.....

Hope all of you have your AAA cards re-up'd..... Some of you are gonna be looking to get towed home.... After I'm done towing you down the track....

 

I said I was going for the fastest NITROUS pass last year and my car wasn't ready, its still not ready but it should be by then. So hold on there Outlaw. My cars about to make it's first passes of the year. The question is what is it going to do when it gets hit with two guns?

 

you guys think your all legit, i just spent 44 consecutive hours porting and polishing my tornado. my warm up past will be a 8.23 in reverse. out of my driveway.

 

8.23 60' in reverse.

 

His mom thinks that's "fast"

 

Please tow me, gas is very expensive!!!!!!!!!!


Hey Outlaw, I guess I could shut it off at half track to.........it will save gas and keep it fair.

 

I take dumps bigger then all you on here..and I'm gearing one up and holding it in to take on all your hoods during race day

 

Depends on my work schedule but that would be sick. If my uncle loans me the car carrier I can trailer 2 cars, unless you're content on driving the camaro. LMK


In the spirit of trash talk....

After I finish *** raping all of you apes on the track, I'm gonna have each and everyone of your girls and (attractive) female relatives perform sadistic acts of tongue wrangling upon my cockus region. Once I tire of this, expect to devour piles of my defecation matter while I **** all over your door handles.

I'm kidding... my car sucks

 

Itd be nice to have a convoy of trailers and LTs alllllllll the way to KS.


But your trash talking skillz are INCREDIBLE!

 

westbound and down, loaded up and trucking... I agree, let me see what I can do, we got a while to plan this thing.

 

And there will be pleanty of **** talking in the meantime!

 

You should see the Texas train rolling...well when Dave aint Navigating

What state did you guys get that trailer high centered in?

 

 

 

Dude! Your Papa Smurf Beach Boy wanna be 10 second car will not stand a chance at K.C. ! The Wrath of The Big Squeeze will cause a trembling sensation in your *** that will fecalize your drivers seat and cause diaper rash on your anus. Than after the spanking I will pay for your doctor visit to clean up your behind and I will even pay to have your racing suite dry cleaned just because I am a nice guy!


For Stefan D. We have been in each others shadows for many years never to have met up at the track yet. You have been watching me and I have been watching you. We knew the day would come and that day is near. I will make you continue to have nightmares about my car. Vodo magic at its best! That rear red/black spoiler you have been seeing in your dreams will come to reality in K.C.

For Chris Sykora (Z8's). You better take those twins and put life insurance on them. They will be working so damn hard to stay up with me they will have heart attacks and die.

For Ellis. Take your engine out of your car and put in that Hummer because you can humb with the best of them. The smack will be put down so hard on you it will drive you into the ground and you will need that Hummer to pull you out!

For Taner. I don't have one for you because I am still laughing at the one Outlaw did to you! LMAO!

For everyone else! Just show the hell up!

T shep

p.s..........remember guys...this is just for fun.

 

WTF? You got rid of your LT1?!?!

 

No ****!

 

Can you Believe the guy that had the Idea for this thing SOLD his damn car??? Two years ago he is hitting me up to do a LTx race and now he sold like a Smurf belly puppy!

Tony Beware of what you ask for. My car runn's! You already got the red and black so I will add a little blue for that *** whoopin' coming your way!

 

I'd be happy to take you on if I can score a machined block by then!

If not, it looks like I may be spectating this year with Tony.

 

You still needing a block or the machined part?