The OFFICIAL LTX Shootout 09 smack talkin thread
08-22-2008, 08:11 PM
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The OFFICIAL LTX Shootout 09 smack talkin thread Since Tony recommended in another thread that it wasn't nice to hijack someones thread to talk smack and I feel that it is NEVER too early to start talking smack, especially to hype up an event such as the 2nd annual LTx shootout I decided that I had to do this....
Here YE Here YE
Alleth that shall cometh to the shootout, hear this: The official thread to talketh thy smacketh has arrived.....
So I'll go ahead and start....
Tony, I'm gonna drag that lipstick red ice cream truck down the quarter mile.... The blue monster is coming... And I'm not talking about the low carb energy drink that you've been drinking at midnight so as to avoid sleep so you can wrench on that showcar.... I'm talking about the blue monster that haunts your dreams...... The blue monster with the heart of pure evil, forged in the fires of CSM Race Engines... An engine that shows no mercy, a motor that knows not compassion.... A motor to rule them all.....
now onto my buddy ellis....
Ellis it doesn't matter how many stripes you paint on your car between now and the shootout. It doesn't matter if the stripes go up the door like a wave, or down the door like a rainbow. Turquoise, magenta, light beige, lavender.... doesn't matter how many different colors you decide to use. Hell you could paint a caricature of Mickey boning Pluto on the side and it won't stop the Pain Train that's gonna take you out Round 1..... You should just park your trailer at the end of the track so you can drive right up onto it and out the raceway gates.... Keep the tow vehicles engine nice and warm. That optispark trophy is coming back to the West Coast alright... but not to washington.....
okay that gets us off to a nice start...... I'm sure I'll think of a few more.... cmon people lets start hyping this up.
(PS Ellis and Tony I love you guys to death and I was just kidding as I think both of your cars are the ****..... but in KC i'm all about the bidness)
Here YE Here YE
Alleth that shall cometh to the shootout, hear this: The official thread to talketh thy smacketh has arrived.....
So I'll go ahead and start....
Tony, I'm gonna drag that lipstick red ice cream truck down the quarter mile.... The blue monster is coming... And I'm not talking about the low carb energy drink that you've been drinking at midnight so as to avoid sleep so you can wrench on that showcar.... I'm talking about the blue monster that haunts your dreams...... The blue monster with the heart of pure evil, forged in the fires of CSM Race Engines... An engine that shows no mercy, a motor that knows not compassion.... A motor to rule them all.....
now onto my buddy ellis....
Ellis it doesn't matter how many stripes you paint on your car between now and the shootout. It doesn't matter if the stripes go up the door like a wave, or down the door like a rainbow. Turquoise, magenta, light beige, lavender.... doesn't matter how many different colors you decide to use. Hell you could paint a caricature of Mickey boning Pluto on the side and it won't stop the Pain Train that's gonna take you out Round 1..... You should just park your trailer at the end of the track so you can drive right up onto it and out the raceway gates.... Keep the tow vehicles engine nice and warm. That optispark trophy is coming back to the West Coast alright... but not to washington.....
okay that gets us off to a nice start...... I'm sure I'll think of a few more.... cmon people lets start hyping this up.
(PS Ellis and Tony I love you guys to death and I was just kidding as I think both of your cars are the ****..... but in KC i'm all about the bidness)
08-22-2008, 08:14 PM
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Gonna be 1000x faster than I was last year. LOL
But I demand that we have a Canadians-only class this time around.
Winner buys the loser a 2-4 of Molson.
Wow ...
But I demand that we have a Canadians-only class this time around.
Winner buys the loser a 2-4 of Molson.
Wow ...
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08-22-2008, 08:23 PM
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Wow ...
I do like the idea for the "canadian" class..... wait till tony sees this post. and taner..... i'm sure they'll have a few things to "smacketh" about....
speaking of, where's Paul Walker????? AKA roadtrip????
08-22-2008, 08:49 PM
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I'll be there this year running in both m6 classes going for the clean up. The car has made a 180 degree change for faster this year. Its going to be a fun shootout this year.
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08-22-2008, 09:57 PM
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I'll be there this year running in both m6 classes going for the clean up
The only scary thing that canada is bringing in 09.....
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08-22-2008, 11:49 PM
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after a brief search I found out what Roadtrip1320 has been doing since his win at the 08 shootout....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8AbsFVVrKg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8AbsFVVrKg
08-23-2008, 09:08 AM
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I am definitely going this time. It's going to be fun putting some of you on the trailer.
I am with OutlawZ on this one, We can drink, smoke, and have a good time, but race day is bidness
. When is this thing again?
I am with OutlawZ on this one, We can drink, smoke, and have a good time, but race day is bidness
. When is this thing again?
08-23-2008, 10:15 AM
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Yeah I think I need to take a trip there this season, even if I dont race I think I need to witness this shitshoot 
EDIT : Thanks for the drag wheels, I logged in today and almost wet myself...
EDIT : Thanks for the drag wheels, I logged in today and almost wet myself...
