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WTF just happened here? There has been an EXPLOSION of posting today. I'm going to try and recap everything in one neat post...
The spark that really started it all was Ramon kicking in the door like some version of the Mexican Kool-Aid man and was like "Que pasa, gringos?!" And he started bitch slapping every cracker in this ************ that even thought about dissing his mad, phat dubs. (See post here}
Then some redneck honkey comes in and tells beast to man up and race his Mustang against Nicks car he's about to sell because Nick needs to redeem the beast's near 100% kill record. (Think Iceman in Top Gun, that's the ******* equivalent to the beast. Post here, fagz
Then Ben and his new best friend, Billy decide to go and play photographer thus causing Ben to write a small dissertation about how the XTi is superior to the XT (which in all respects, it truly is....But failed to mention it's the photographer that makes the photo, not the camera. Similar to how a gunman makes the shot, not the gun...think Lee Harvey Oswalt....or for you conspiracy theorists...The dude on the grassy knoll). Post = not here.....j/k!
Then for the rest of page it's about 1 person chiming in about how he gets off on Ramons car, and then a few other people question his sexuality and continue to make fun of Ramon's bling. Joe steps in as the threads official "Big John" McCarthy to try and calm things down. Blake insists that he is merely "smack talking" and it happens all the time, but still...that does not wipe the tears off of Ramons cheek. <----- Revenge Plot Point, right thurrr!
But before Ramon can come in and tell us his sob story about how we all took his land, Cobb steals the thunder right out from under him and writes a ******* novel about how he hates all pushrods and hopes we die. (sry, too long to read, need cliff notes) Then SDB joins in and decides to take another stab at us all being bench racers and never racing, thus his need to buy a race car will never be fulfilled. Like my dream to make something with my life, never be fulfilled. *teardrop*
Then Rob Kelley kicks in the door and is like "lolz? I don't have no fast bike!" Then Joe starts asking about some 13 year old girl at Halls, which in scary turn of events, turns out to be Cobb's sister and girlfriend? (Later Cobb clears it up that it's only his ex-girlfriend mind ******* him again, and not his sister...but his sister is hot. PM me for n00dz of his sister) Oh ****, almost forgot that the South Bend boys showed up and said they have a 15 second lt1 that's 100% stock with a shot of nitrous that wants to race some 9 second Mustang from Columbia city. (Where did this ******* tool run off to anyways?)
Then Boyd comes in like ******* Ahnold "The Govinator", you know when he was actually cool (Like in ******* Predator, Commando, Kindergarten Cop and **** like that) and tells everyone to STAFOOOO and then proceeds to make fun of Shocker. Shocker, full of pent up anger and frustration at the world sends me a text and tells me to get on tech to protect him from the jerkies on the fort wayne thread. I neglect to do this, so then everyone starts complimenting each others ****...Shocker: Hey man, Ramon, your **** is off the hinges. It's bling bling! Some other dude: Hey J-rod, I love your truck. Do you think you'd wanna go out for coffee sometime? It goes on like this for about a page or so...
Then finally, I get on to cry about a ticket. Shocker questions how I can get a 5 mph over ticket, Rob takes the time to cradle and rock Shocker to sleep and help with math. Finally, Ramon shows up to unleash his fury upon us...which basically sums up "**** you guys, I like mah wheelz, mah hood and m ah ****. I'm comfortable in who I am. **** y'all, you all be haterz." Basically quoting any Kanye West speech minus the part about George Bush not caring about black people.
Ben calls out Cobb again, who gets all pissed off, AGAIN...but this time is kind to write a mini-dissertation, which I neglected to read. But I'm sure it was awe-inspiring. Then everything settles down and Massey announces that he's going to Muncie, a handful of people say they're down...then Cobb says he wants to race Beastie. Nick says "**** you, beyotch, you race bike. No honda for you!" Then everyone catches on that we're all trying to race A HONDA.... Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
JESUS, while I typed this another 2 pages were added....****. I quit.
Oh, and if you take offense to the above...DIAF. Thanks.
The spark that really started it all was Ramon kicking in the door like some version of the Mexican Kool-Aid man and was like "Que pasa, gringos?!" And he started bitch slapping every cracker in this ************ that even thought about dissing his mad, phat dubs. (See post here}
Then some redneck honkey comes in and tells beast to man up and race his Mustang against Nicks car he's about to sell because Nick needs to redeem the beast's near 100% kill record. (Think Iceman in Top Gun, that's the ******* equivalent to the beast. Post here, fagz
Then Ben and his new best friend, Billy decide to go and play photographer thus causing Ben to write a small dissertation about how the XTi is superior to the XT (which in all respects, it truly is....But failed to mention it's the photographer that makes the photo, not the camera. Similar to how a gunman makes the shot, not the gun...think Lee Harvey Oswalt....or for you conspiracy theorists...The dude on the grassy knoll). Post = not here.....j/k!
Then for the rest of page it's about 1 person chiming in about how he gets off on Ramons car, and then a few other people question his sexuality and continue to make fun of Ramon's bling. Joe steps in as the threads official "Big John" McCarthy to try and calm things down. Blake insists that he is merely "smack talking" and it happens all the time, but still...that does not wipe the tears off of Ramons cheek. <----- Revenge Plot Point, right thurrr!
But before Ramon can come in and tell us his sob story about how we all took his land, Cobb steals the thunder right out from under him and writes a ******* novel about how he hates all pushrods and hopes we die. (sry, too long to read, need cliff notes) Then SDB joins in and decides to take another stab at us all being bench racers and never racing, thus his need to buy a race car will never be fulfilled. Like my dream to make something with my life, never be fulfilled. *teardrop*
Then Rob Kelley kicks in the door and is like "lolz? I don't have no fast bike!" Then Joe starts asking about some 13 year old girl at Halls, which in scary turn of events, turns out to be Cobb's sister and girlfriend? (Later Cobb clears it up that it's only his ex-girlfriend mind ******* him again, and not his sister...but his sister is hot. PM me for n00dz of his sister) Oh ****, almost forgot that the South Bend boys showed up and said they have a 15 second lt1 that's 100% stock with a shot of nitrous that wants to race some 9 second Mustang from Columbia city. (Where did this ******* tool run off to anyways?)
Then Boyd comes in like ******* Ahnold "The Govinator", you know when he was actually cool (Like in ******* Predator, Commando, Kindergarten Cop and **** like that) and tells everyone to STAFOOOO and then proceeds to make fun of Shocker. Shocker, full of pent up anger and frustration at the world sends me a text and tells me to get on tech to protect him from the jerkies on the fort wayne thread. I neglect to do this, so then everyone starts complimenting each others ****...Shocker: Hey man, Ramon, your **** is off the hinges. It's bling bling! Some other dude: Hey J-rod, I love your truck. Do you think you'd wanna go out for coffee sometime? It goes on like this for about a page or so...
Then finally, I get on to cry about a ticket. Shocker questions how I can get a 5 mph over ticket, Rob takes the time to cradle and rock Shocker to sleep and help with math. Finally, Ramon shows up to unleash his fury upon us...which basically sums up "**** you guys, I like mah wheelz, mah hood and m ah ****. I'm comfortable in who I am. **** y'all, you all be haterz." Basically quoting any Kanye West speech minus the part about George Bush not caring about black people.
Ben calls out Cobb again, who gets all pissed off, AGAIN...but this time is kind to write a mini-dissertation, which I neglected to read. But I'm sure it was awe-inspiring. Then everything settles down and Massey announces that he's going to Muncie, a handful of people say they're down...then Cobb says he wants to race Beastie. Nick says "**** you, beyotch, you race bike. No honda for you!" Then everyone catches on that we're all trying to race A HONDA.... Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
JESUS, while I typed this another 2 pages were added....****. I quit.
Oh, and if you take offense to the above...DIAF. Thanks.
08-26-2008, 10:07 PM
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WTF just happened here? There has been an EXPLOSION of posting today. I'm going to try and recap everything in one neat post...
The spark that really started it all was Ramon kicking in the door like some version of the Mexican Kool-Aid man and was like "Que pasa, gringos?!" And he started bitch slapping every cracker in this ************ that even thought about dissing his mad, phat dubs. (See post here}
Then some redneck honkey comes in and tells beast to man up and race his Mustang against Nicks car he's about to sell because Nick needs to redeem the beast's near 100% kill record. (Think Iceman in Top Gun, that's the ******* equivalent to the beast. Post here, fagz
Then Ben and his new best friend, Billy decide to go and play photographer thus causing Ben to write a small dissertation about how the XTi is superior to the XT (which in all respects, it truly is....But failed to mention it's the photographer that makes the photo, not the camera. Similar to how a gunman makes the shot, not the gun...think Lee Harvey Oswalt....or for you conspiracy theorists...The dude on the grassy knoll). Post = not here.....j/k!
Then for the rest of page it's about 1 person chiming in about how he gets off on Ramons car, and then a few other people question his sexuality and continue to make fun of Ramon's bling. Joe steps in as the threads official "Big John" McCarthy to try and calm things down. Blake insists that he is merely "smack talking" and it happens all the time, but still...that does not wipe the tears off of Ramons cheek. <----- Revenge Plot Point, right thurrr!
But before Ramon can come in and tell us his sob story about how we all took his land, Cobb steals the thunder right out from under him and writes a ******* novel about how he hates all pushrods and hopes we die. (sry, too long to read, need cliff notes) Then SDB joins in and decides to take another stab at us all being bench racers and never racing, thus his need to buy a race car will never be fulfilled. Like my dream to make something with my life, never be fulfilled. *teardrop*
Then Rob Kelley kicks in the door and is like "lolz? I don't have no fast bike!" Then Joe starts asking about some 13 year old girl at Halls, which in scary turn of events, turns out to be Cobb's sister and girlfriend? (Later Cobb clears it up that it's only his ex-girlfriend mind ******* him again, and not his sister...but his sister is hot. PM me for n00dz of his sister) Oh ****, almost forgot that the South Bend boys showed up and said they have a 15 second lt1 that's 100% stock with a shot of nitrous that wants to race some 9 second Mustang from Columbia city. (Where did this ******* tool run off to anyways?)
Then Boyd comes in like ******* Ahnold "The Govinator", you know when he was actually cool (Like in ******* Predator, Commando, Kindergarten Cop and **** like that) and tells everyone to STAFOOOO and then proceeds to make fun of Shocker. Shocker, full of pent up anger and frustration at the world sends me a text and tells me to get on tech to protect him from the jerkies on the fort wayne thread. I neglect to do this, so then everyone starts complimenting each others ****...Shocker: Hey man, Ramon, your **** is off the hinges. It's bling bling! Some other dude: Hey J-rod, I love your truck. Do you think you'd wanna go out for coffee sometime? It goes on like this for about a page or so...
Then finally, I get on to cry about a ticket. Shocker questions how I can get a 5 mph over ticket, Rob takes the time to cradle and rock Shocker to sleep and help with math. Finally, Ramon shows up to unleash his fury upon us...which basically sums up "**** you guys, I like mah wheelz, mah hood and m ah ****. I'm comfortable in who I am. **** y'all, you all be haterz." Basically quoting any Kanye West speech minus the part about George Bush not caring about black people.
Ben calls out Cobb again, who gets all pissed off, AGAIN...but this time is kind to write a mini-dissertation, which I neglected to read. But I'm sure it was awe-inspiring. Then everything settles down and Massey announces that he's going to Muncie, a handful of people say they're down...then Cobb says he wants to race Beastie. Nick says "**** you, beyotch, you race bike. No honda for you!" Then everyone catches on that we're all trying to race A HONDA.... Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
JESUS, while I typed this another 2 pages was added....****. I quit.
The spark that really started it all was Ramon kicking in the door like some version of the Mexican Kool-Aid man and was like "Que pasa, gringos?!" And he started bitch slapping every cracker in this ************ that even thought about dissing his mad, phat dubs. (See post here}
Then some redneck honkey comes in and tells beast to man up and race his Mustang against Nicks car he's about to sell because Nick needs to redeem the beast's near 100% kill record. (Think Iceman in Top Gun, that's the ******* equivalent to the beast. Post here, fagz
Then Ben and his new best friend, Billy decide to go and play photographer thus causing Ben to write a small dissertation about how the XTi is superior to the XT (which in all respects, it truly is....But failed to mention it's the photographer that makes the photo, not the camera. Similar to how a gunman makes the shot, not the gun...think Lee Harvey Oswalt....or for you conspiracy theorists...The dude on the grassy knoll). Post = not here.....j/k!
Then for the rest of page it's about 1 person chiming in about how he gets off on Ramons car, and then a few other people question his sexuality and continue to make fun of Ramon's bling. Joe steps in as the threads official "Big John" McCarthy to try and calm things down. Blake insists that he is merely "smack talking" and it happens all the time, but still...that does not wipe the tears off of Ramons cheek. <----- Revenge Plot Point, right thurrr!
But before Ramon can come in and tell us his sob story about how we all took his land, Cobb steals the thunder right out from under him and writes a ******* novel about how he hates all pushrods and hopes we die. (sry, too long to read, need cliff notes) Then SDB joins in and decides to take another stab at us all being bench racers and never racing, thus his need to buy a race car will never be fulfilled. Like my dream to make something with my life, never be fulfilled. *teardrop*
Then Rob Kelley kicks in the door and is like "lolz? I don't have no fast bike!" Then Joe starts asking about some 13 year old girl at Halls, which in scary turn of events, turns out to be Cobb's sister and girlfriend? (Later Cobb clears it up that it's only his ex-girlfriend mind ******* him again, and not his sister...but his sister is hot. PM me for n00dz of his sister) Oh ****, almost forgot that the South Bend boys showed up and said they have a 15 second lt1 that's 100% stock with a shot of nitrous that wants to race some 9 second Mustang from Columbia city. (Where did this ******* tool run off to anyways?)
Then Boyd comes in like ******* Ahnold "The Govinator", you know when he was actually cool (Like in ******* Predator, Commando, Kindergarten Cop and **** like that) and tells everyone to STAFOOOO and then proceeds to make fun of Shocker. Shocker, full of pent up anger and frustration at the world sends me a text and tells me to get on tech to protect him from the jerkies on the fort wayne thread. I neglect to do this, so then everyone starts complimenting each others ****...Shocker: Hey man, Ramon, your **** is off the hinges. It's bling bling! Some other dude: Hey J-rod, I love your truck. Do you think you'd wanna go out for coffee sometime? It goes on like this for about a page or so...
Then finally, I get on to cry about a ticket. Shocker questions how I can get a 5 mph over ticket, Rob takes the time to cradle and rock Shocker to sleep and help with math. Finally, Ramon shows up to unleash his fury upon us...which basically sums up "**** you guys, I like mah wheelz, mah hood and m ah ****. I'm comfortable in who I am. **** y'all, you all be haterz." Basically quoting any Kanye West speech minus the part about George Bush not caring about black people.
Ben calls out Cobb again, who gets all pissed off, AGAIN...but this time is kind to write a mini-dissertation, which I neglected to read. But I'm sure it was awe-inspiring. Then everything settles down and Massey announces that he's going to Muncie, a handful of people say they're down...then Cobb says he wants to race Beastie. Nick says "**** you, beyotch, you race bike. No honda for you!" Then everyone catches on that we're all trying to race A HONDA.... Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
JESUS, while I typed this another 2 pages was added....****. I quit.
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because I'm laughing too hard at all of this.
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WTF just happened here? There has been an EXPLOSION of posting today. I'm going to try and recap everything in one neat post...
The spark that really started it all was Ramon kicking in the door like some version of the Mexican Kool-Aid man and was like "Que pasa, gringos?!" And he started bitch slapping every cracker in this ************ that even thought about dissing his mad, phat dubs. (See post here}
Then some redneck honkey comes in and tells beast to man up and race his Mustang against Nicks car he's about to sell because Nick needs to redeem the beast's near 100% kill record. (Think Iceman in Top Gun, that's the ******* equivalent to the beast. Post here, fagz
Then Ben and his new best friend, Billy decide to go and play photographer thus causing Ben to write a small dissertation about how the XTi is superior to the XT (which in all respects, it truly is....But failed to mention it's the photographer that makes the photo, not the camera. Similar to how a gunman makes the shot, not the gun...think Lee Harvey Oswalt....or for you conspiracy theorists...The dude on the grassy knoll). Post = not here.....j/k!
Then for the rest of page it's about 1 person chiming in about how he gets off on Ramons car, and then a few other people question his sexuality and continue to make fun of Ramon's bling. Joe steps in as the threads official "Big John" McCarthy to try and calm things down. Blake insists that he is merely "smack talking" and it happens all the time, but still...that does not wipe the tears off of Ramons cheek. <----- Revenge Plot Point, right thurrr!
But before Ramon can come in and tell us his sob story about how we all took his land, Cobb steals the thunder right out from under him and writes a ******* novel about how he hates all pushrods and hopes we die. (sry, too long to read, need cliff notes) Then SDB joins in and decides to take another stab at us all being bench racers and never racing, thus his need to buy a race car will never be fulfilled. Like my dream to make something with my life, never be fulfilled. *teardrop*
Then Rob Kelley kicks in the door and is like "lolz? I don't have no fast bike!" Then Joe starts asking about some 13 year old girl at Halls, which in scary turn of events, turns out to be Cobb's sister and girlfriend? (Later Cobb clears it up that it's only his ex-girlfriend mind ******* him again, and not his sister...but his sister is hot. PM me for n00dz of his sister) Oh ****, almost forgot that the South Bend boys showed up and said they have a 15 second lt1 that's 100% stock with a shot of nitrous that wants to race some 9 second Mustang from Columbia city. (Where did this ******* tool run off to anyways?)
Then Boyd comes in like ******* Ahnold "The Govinator", you know when he was actually cool (Like in ******* Predator, Commando, Kindergarten Cop and **** like that) and tells everyone to STAFOOOO and then proceeds to make fun of Shocker. Shocker, full of pent up anger and frustration at the world sends me a text and tells me to get on tech to protect him from the jerkies on the fort wayne thread. I neglect to do this, so then everyone starts complimenting each others ****...Shocker: Hey man, Ramon, your **** is off the hinges. It's bling bling! Some other dude: Hey J-rod, I love your truck. Do you think you'd wanna go out for coffee sometime? It goes on like this for about a page or so...
Then finally, I get on to cry about a ticket. Shocker questions how I can get a 5 mph over ticket, Rob takes the time to cradle and rock Shocker to sleep and help with math. Finally, Ramon shows up to unleash his fury upon us...which basically sums up "**** you guys, I like mah wheelz, mah hood and m ah ****. I'm comfortable in who I am. **** y'all, you all be haterz." Basically quoting any Kanye West speech minus the part about George Bush not caring about black people.
Ben calls out Cobb again, who gets all pissed off, AGAIN...but this time is kind to write a mini-dissertation, which I neglected to read. But I'm sure it was awe-inspiring. Then everything settles down and Massey announces that he's going to Muncie, a handful of people say they're down...then Cobb says he wants to race Beastie. Nick says "**** you, beyotch, you race bike. No honda for you!" Then everyone catches on that we're all trying to race A HONDA.... Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
JESUS, while I typed this another 2 pages were added....****. I quit.
Oh, and if you take offense to the above...DIAF. Thanks.
The spark that really started it all was Ramon kicking in the door like some version of the Mexican Kool-Aid man and was like "Que pasa, gringos?!" And he started bitch slapping every cracker in this ************ that even thought about dissing his mad, phat dubs. (See post here}
Then some redneck honkey comes in and tells beast to man up and race his Mustang against Nicks car he's about to sell because Nick needs to redeem the beast's near 100% kill record. (Think Iceman in Top Gun, that's the ******* equivalent to the beast. Post here, fagz
Then Ben and his new best friend, Billy decide to go and play photographer thus causing Ben to write a small dissertation about how the XTi is superior to the XT (which in all respects, it truly is....But failed to mention it's the photographer that makes the photo, not the camera. Similar to how a gunman makes the shot, not the gun...think Lee Harvey Oswalt....or for you conspiracy theorists...The dude on the grassy knoll). Post = not here.....j/k!
Then for the rest of page it's about 1 person chiming in about how he gets off on Ramons car, and then a few other people question his sexuality and continue to make fun of Ramon's bling. Joe steps in as the threads official "Big John" McCarthy to try and calm things down. Blake insists that he is merely "smack talking" and it happens all the time, but still...that does not wipe the tears off of Ramons cheek. <----- Revenge Plot Point, right thurrr!
But before Ramon can come in and tell us his sob story about how we all took his land, Cobb steals the thunder right out from under him and writes a ******* novel about how he hates all pushrods and hopes we die. (sry, too long to read, need cliff notes) Then SDB joins in and decides to take another stab at us all being bench racers and never racing, thus his need to buy a race car will never be fulfilled. Like my dream to make something with my life, never be fulfilled. *teardrop*
Then Rob Kelley kicks in the door and is like "lolz? I don't have no fast bike!" Then Joe starts asking about some 13 year old girl at Halls, which in scary turn of events, turns out to be Cobb's sister and girlfriend? (Later Cobb clears it up that it's only his ex-girlfriend mind ******* him again, and not his sister...but his sister is hot. PM me for n00dz of his sister) Oh ****, almost forgot that the South Bend boys showed up and said they have a 15 second lt1 that's 100% stock with a shot of nitrous that wants to race some 9 second Mustang from Columbia city. (Where did this ******* tool run off to anyways?)
Then Boyd comes in like ******* Ahnold "The Govinator", you know when he was actually cool (Like in ******* Predator, Commando, Kindergarten Cop and **** like that) and tells everyone to STAFOOOO and then proceeds to make fun of Shocker. Shocker, full of pent up anger and frustration at the world sends me a text and tells me to get on tech to protect him from the jerkies on the fort wayne thread. I neglect to do this, so then everyone starts complimenting each others ****...Shocker: Hey man, Ramon, your **** is off the hinges. It's bling bling! Some other dude: Hey J-rod, I love your truck. Do you think you'd wanna go out for coffee sometime? It goes on like this for about a page or so...
Then finally, I get on to cry about a ticket. Shocker questions how I can get a 5 mph over ticket, Rob takes the time to cradle and rock Shocker to sleep and help with math. Finally, Ramon shows up to unleash his fury upon us...which basically sums up "**** you guys, I like mah wheelz, mah hood and m ah ****. I'm comfortable in who I am. **** y'all, you all be haterz." Basically quoting any Kanye West speech minus the part about George Bush not caring about black people.
Ben calls out Cobb again, who gets all pissed off, AGAIN...but this time is kind to write a mini-dissertation, which I neglected to read. But I'm sure it was awe-inspiring. Then everything settles down and Massey announces that he's going to Muncie, a handful of people say they're down...then Cobb says he wants to race Beastie. Nick says "**** you, beyotch, you race bike. No honda for you!" Then everyone catches on that we're all trying to race A HONDA.... Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
JESUS, while I typed this another 2 pages were added....****. I quit.
Oh, and if you take offense to the above...DIAF. Thanks.
08-26-2008, 10:12 PM
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WTF just happened here? There has been an EXPLOSION of posting today. I'm going to try and recap everything in one neat post...
The spark that really started it all was Ramon kicking in the door like some version of the Mexican Kool-Aid man and was like "Que pasa, gringos?!" And he started bitch slapping every cracker in this ************ that even thought about dissing his mad, phat dubs. (See post here}
Then some redneck honkey comes in and tells beast to man up and race his Mustang against Nicks car he's about to sell because Nick needs to redeem the beast's near 100% kill record. (Think Iceman in Top Gun, that's the ******* equivalent to the beast. Post here, fagz
Then Ben and his new best friend, Billy decide to go and play photographer thus causing Ben to write a small dissertation about how the XTi is superior to the XT (which in all respects, it truly is....But failed to mention it's the photographer that makes the photo, not the camera. Similar to how a gunman makes the shot, not the gun...think Lee Harvey Oswalt....or for you conspiracy theorists...The dude on the grassy knoll). Post = not here.....j/k!
Then for the rest of page it's about 1 person chiming in about how he gets off on Ramons car, and then a few other people question his sexuality and continue to make fun of Ramon's bling. Joe steps in as the threads official "Big John" McCarthy to try and calm things down. Blake insists that he is merely "smack talking" and it happens all the time, but still...that does not wipe the tears off of Ramons cheek. <----- Revenge Plot Point, right thurrr!
But before Ramon can come in and tell us his sob story about how we all took his land, Cobb steals the thunder right out from under him and writes a ******* novel about how he hates all pushrods and hopes we die. (sry, too long to read, need cliff notes) Then SDB joins in and decides to take another stab at us all being bench racers and never racing, thus his need to buy a race car will never be fulfilled. Like my dream to make something with my life, never be fulfilled. *teardrop*
Then Rob Kelley kicks in the door and is like "lolz? I don't have no fast bike!" Then Joe starts asking about some 13 year old girl at Halls, which in scary turn of events, turns out to be Cobb's sister and girlfriend? (Later Cobb clears it up that it's only his ex-girlfriend mind ******* him again, and not his sister...but his sister is hot. PM me for n00dz of his sister) Oh ****, almost forgot that the South Bend boys showed up and said they have a 15 second lt1 that's 100% stock with a shot of nitrous that wants to race some 9 second Mustang from Columbia city. (Where did this ******* tool run off to anyways?)
Then Boyd comes in like ******* Ahnold "The Govinator", you know when he was actually cool (Like in ******* Predator, Commando, Kindergarten Cop and **** like that) and tells everyone to STAFOOOO and then proceeds to make fun of Shocker. Shocker, full of pent up anger and frustration at the world sends me a text and tells me to get on tech to protect him from the jerkies on the fort wayne thread. I neglect to do this, so then everyone starts complimenting each others ****...Shocker: Hey man, Ramon, your **** is off the hinges. It's bling bling! Some other dude: Hey J-rod, I love your truck. Do you think you'd wanna go out for coffee sometime? It goes on like this for about a page or so...
Then finally, I get on to cry about a ticket. Shocker questions how I can get a 5 mph over ticket, Rob takes the time to cradle and rock Shocker to sleep and help with math. Finally, Ramon shows up to unleash his fury upon us...which basically sums up "**** you guys, I like mah wheelz, mah hood and m ah ****. I'm comfortable in who I am. **** y'all, you all be haterz." Basically quoting any Kanye West speech minus the part about George Bush not caring about black people.
Ben calls out Cobb again, who gets all pissed off, AGAIN...but this time is kind to write a mini-dissertation, which I neglected to read. But I'm sure it was awe-inspiring. Then everything settles down and Massey announces that he's going to Muncie, a handful of people say they're down...then Cobb says he wants to race Beastie. Nick says "**** you, beyotch, you race bike. No honda for you!" Then everyone catches on that we're all trying to race A HONDA.... Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
JESUS, while I typed this another 2 pages were added....****. I quit.
Oh, and if you take offense to the above...DIAF. Thanks.
The spark that really started it all was Ramon kicking in the door like some version of the Mexican Kool-Aid man and was like "Que pasa, gringos?!" And he started bitch slapping every cracker in this ************ that even thought about dissing his mad, phat dubs. (See post here}
Then some redneck honkey comes in and tells beast to man up and race his Mustang against Nicks car he's about to sell because Nick needs to redeem the beast's near 100% kill record. (Think Iceman in Top Gun, that's the ******* equivalent to the beast. Post here, fagz
Then Ben and his new best friend, Billy decide to go and play photographer thus causing Ben to write a small dissertation about how the XTi is superior to the XT (which in all respects, it truly is....But failed to mention it's the photographer that makes the photo, not the camera. Similar to how a gunman makes the shot, not the gun...think Lee Harvey Oswalt....or for you conspiracy theorists...The dude on the grassy knoll). Post = not here.....j/k!
Then for the rest of page it's about 1 person chiming in about how he gets off on Ramons car, and then a few other people question his sexuality and continue to make fun of Ramon's bling. Joe steps in as the threads official "Big John" McCarthy to try and calm things down. Blake insists that he is merely "smack talking" and it happens all the time, but still...that does not wipe the tears off of Ramons cheek. <----- Revenge Plot Point, right thurrr!
But before Ramon can come in and tell us his sob story about how we all took his land, Cobb steals the thunder right out from under him and writes a ******* novel about how he hates all pushrods and hopes we die. (sry, too long to read, need cliff notes) Then SDB joins in and decides to take another stab at us all being bench racers and never racing, thus his need to buy a race car will never be fulfilled. Like my dream to make something with my life, never be fulfilled. *teardrop*
Then Rob Kelley kicks in the door and is like "lolz? I don't have no fast bike!" Then Joe starts asking about some 13 year old girl at Halls, which in scary turn of events, turns out to be Cobb's sister and girlfriend? (Later Cobb clears it up that it's only his ex-girlfriend mind ******* him again, and not his sister...but his sister is hot. PM me for n00dz of his sister) Oh ****, almost forgot that the South Bend boys showed up and said they have a 15 second lt1 that's 100% stock with a shot of nitrous that wants to race some 9 second Mustang from Columbia city. (Where did this ******* tool run off to anyways?)
Then Boyd comes in like ******* Ahnold "The Govinator", you know when he was actually cool (Like in ******* Predator, Commando, Kindergarten Cop and **** like that) and tells everyone to STAFOOOO and then proceeds to make fun of Shocker. Shocker, full of pent up anger and frustration at the world sends me a text and tells me to get on tech to protect him from the jerkies on the fort wayne thread. I neglect to do this, so then everyone starts complimenting each others ****...Shocker: Hey man, Ramon, your **** is off the hinges. It's bling bling! Some other dude: Hey J-rod, I love your truck. Do you think you'd wanna go out for coffee sometime? It goes on like this for about a page or so...
Then finally, I get on to cry about a ticket. Shocker questions how I can get a 5 mph over ticket, Rob takes the time to cradle and rock Shocker to sleep and help with math. Finally, Ramon shows up to unleash his fury upon us...which basically sums up "**** you guys, I like mah wheelz, mah hood and m ah ****. I'm comfortable in who I am. **** y'all, you all be haterz." Basically quoting any Kanye West speech minus the part about George Bush not caring about black people.
Ben calls out Cobb again, who gets all pissed off, AGAIN...but this time is kind to write a mini-dissertation, which I neglected to read. But I'm sure it was awe-inspiring. Then everything settles down and Massey announces that he's going to Muncie, a handful of people say they're down...then Cobb says he wants to race Beastie. Nick says "**** you, beyotch, you race bike. No honda for you!" Then everyone catches on that we're all trying to race A HONDA.... Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
JESUS, while I typed this another 2 pages were added....****. I quit.
Oh, and if you take offense to the above...DIAF. Thanks.
Holy ****!!!!
Off a bit but close enough