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Old 04-30-2007, 05:40 PM
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1.Thou shalt not write in ink in thy address book.

2.Thou shalt not covet choice assignments of other uniformed braches of service.

3.Love thy neighbor.

4. Honor thy Commissary and Exchange as long as they both shall live.

5.Thou shalt not ridicule a local politician, for mighty senators from local politicians grow.

6.Thou shall look for the best in every assignment, even though the best may be. "The most childhood diseases in one year," or "Record snow in one months time."

7. Thou shall remember all thy friends from all thy assignments, with greeting cards at Christmas, for thou never knowest when thou may wish to spendeth a night with them while enroute to a new post/base.

8.Be kind and gentle to retired, white-haired Exchange and Commissary customers, because thou too will be a retiree someday.

9.Thou shalt not curse thy husband when he's on TDY on moving day.

10.Thou must never arrive at a new post/base and constantly brag about how everything was much better at the last post/base.
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No one ever follows #10
Old 05-27-2007, 11:39 PM
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yea, their too busy following #3.
Old 05-27-2007, 11:43 PM
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Hahahaha that's fucked up
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Anonther way to word #3 Thou shalt not cheat on thy husband while thy husband is deployed.

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wheres the "don't cheat on your husband while they are deployed" one
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11) Thou shall not balloon up to 250lbs.
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Originally Posted by jay_99z
11) Thou shall not balloon up to 250lbs.
HAH thats true Ive seen that from a few friends wifes
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^ HA! No doubt.
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how bout the "Thou shall not pop out more than 1-2 kids per PCS" I think I saw a handful of wives at Ramstein with about 6-8 hellions.
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Thou shalt not pick persuade me to pick an MOS based on what thy friends husbands have chosen.

(she wants me to be a helo pilot so she can hang with her friends.)



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