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Old Oct 16, 2007 | 12:13 AM
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I made a new and improved Rice Citation, taken from here. The whole thing is now much cleaner and I added quite a few more things to the list. I recommend one be handed out whenever possible.

One color copy and another printer-friendly black&white copy.


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Old Oct 16, 2007 | 12:48 AM
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that is the funniest thing ive seen today.
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Old Oct 16, 2007 | 01:33 AM
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hahah that ***** great
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Old Oct 16, 2007 | 01:40 AM
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I saw another ticket that had a check spot under miscellaneous for "Retarded Everything"..... you should add that, because thats hilarious.
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Old Oct 16, 2007 | 07:10 AM
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I saw another ticket that had a check spot under miscellaneous for "Retarded Everything"..... you should add that, because thats hilarious.
haha yea i think i saw that one. it's much funnier when you specify exactly what is retarded tho. i was hoping that "is/are just wierd" and "other" would cover anything else rediculous lol
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Old Oct 16, 2007 | 11:06 AM
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Far be it for me to point this out, but a good majority of cars on this site fall into a lot of those categories...Seems kind of hypocritical to call them out on it don't you think?
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Old Oct 16, 2007 | 11:45 AM
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I'm gonna print a bunch and keep em in my Glove hahahaha
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Old Oct 16, 2007 | 12:11 PM
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I'm gonna print a bunch and keep em in my Glove hahahaha
Me too, and i'm actually going to issue them...
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Old Oct 16, 2007 | 12:46 PM
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yeah, im keeping these in my glovebox for sure
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Old Oct 16, 2007 | 02:27 PM
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The revision is great, but you should have added the ubiquitous "lambo doors" under exterior violations instead of having to list it under "other".
Also, under "other violations" there should be a "wearing a rising sun kamikaze headband" and a "seat back reclined almost horizontal" listing/check box.
Of course, the greatest glaring omission is under the "driving violations" section. How could you forget/omit the "riceboiee weave"/driving the shoulder "for the win" violations??
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Old Oct 16, 2007 | 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by dailydriver
The revision is great, but you should have added the ubiquitous "lambo doors" under exterior violations instead of having to list it under "other".
Also, under "other violations" there should be a "wearing a rising sun kamikaze headband" and a "seat back reclined almost horizontal" listing/check box.
Of course, the greatest glaring omission is under the "driving violations" section. How could you forget/omit the "riceboiee weave"/driving the shoulder "for the win" violations??
haha the horizontal seat-back is great! i'll have to fit that in somewhere!
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Old Oct 16, 2007 | 06:33 PM
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lol thats tight ima be issueing them left and right lol
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Old Oct 16, 2007 | 10:54 PM
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I'm giving one to my neighbor...22" on a caprice wagon, drives like an idiot down our street(25 mph) spins the tires, thumps the base, and revs this cammed lt1 powered 8k lb land yacht like its a freaking drag car!
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Old Oct 17, 2007 | 05:29 PM
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Can you make it in black and white so it will be easier to use with my free printing at school?

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I've got a stack on my center console, ready to be issued.....
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Old Oct 17, 2007 | 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by NSTY WS6
I'm giving one to my neighbor...22" on a caprice wagon, drives like an idiot down our street(25 mph) spins the tires, thumps the base, and revs this cammed lt1 powered 8k lb land yacht like its a freaking drag car!
well... at least it's cammed... lol
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Old Oct 17, 2007 | 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by WECIV
Can you make it in black and white so it will be easier to use with my free printing at school?
sure can!
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Old Oct 18, 2007 | 12:27 PM
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hahah thats hilarious
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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 01:56 PM
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Bringing this back up front since it is so great

I should print these off and keep them in my car - there are tons of ricers around the campus, many of who love doing the "ricer flyby" up the hill.

I think under exhaust "fart can" should be listed.
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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 05:29 PM
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thats prefect make it black and white so i can print this
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