Me being bad
) and I just keep pullin on him then some idiot pulls in front of me from the top foods lot on the other side of the highway. and he goes past me and flashes his hazzards dumb ***. 
You do have to love the people out there that just aren't aware of the situation... last Friday I was heading South to Monroe and crest a hill will a down and to the right decent on the back side. Anyhow, I see a cop sittin on th bridge that was just in traffic... not setup for a sting. Anyhow, I see him and roll off the throttle (was about 90.. went to 70) and this guy that wasn't too far behind me before hand now flys next to me honks his horn and gets on it. I smile and thought of how nice it'd be sometime to be so stupid... but kept on my way. Just about then I look up and see lights a flashin... and off the cop goes and pulls over the poor SOB.
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& only one the whole time I have been driving (since Oct 1 98)
Back in '83 when you could still cruise 82nd in Portland my best friend asked me to hang out with his Air Force buddy (forget his name) who was in town while he worked swingshift. I was like, okay, I'll babysit. Well, it was worth it! This guy had a 70 RoadRunner with one bad *** 440 in it. Caged, mild tubs, huge rear meats. Other than still being in primer this thing was kick ***. We went cruising and at one of the major intersections we were stopped at a red light when two kids pull up next to us in a Nova that was all jacked up (air shocks) on the stock wheels and white walls.
He says, "Watch this" and starts reving at the kids. Well, they got all into it. He loads the converter and hits the line lock. When the turn light goes green he just hammers it and the rears go loose, the car starts shaking and hell breaks loose. The kids hammer the Nova and fly through the redlight while we are still sitting at the line laughing our asses off.
Turns out we had such a good time cruising in that car messing with people we didn't hook up with my friend until 4:00 AM!



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