Humor for the Southern Section
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Humor for the Southern Section * Men are like...Bananas...The older they get, the less
firm they are.
* Men are like...Vacations...They never seem to be long
enough.
* Men are like...Weather...Nothing can be done to
change them.
* Men are like...Blenders...You need One, but you're
not quite sure why.
* Men are like.Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.
* Men are like...Coffee...The best ones are rich, warm,
& can keep you up all night long.
* Men are like...Commercials...You can't believe a word
they say.
* Men are like...Department Stores. Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.
* Men are like...Government Bonds...They take soooooooo
long to mature.
* Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first
sign of emotion.
* Men are like...Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only
for a little while.
* Men are like...Snowstorms...You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long
it will last.
* Men are like...Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not
very bright.
* Men are like...Parking Spots...All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.
firm they are.
* Men are like...Vacations...They never seem to be long
enough.
* Men are like...Weather...Nothing can be done to
change them.
* Men are like...Blenders...You need One, but you're
not quite sure why.
* Men are like.Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.
* Men are like...Coffee...The best ones are rich, warm,
& can keep you up all night long.
* Men are like...Commercials...You can't believe a word
they say.
* Men are like...Department Stores. Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.
* Men are like...Government Bonds...They take soooooooo
long to mature.
* Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first
sign of emotion.
* Men are like...Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only
for a little while.
* Men are like...Snowstorms...You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long
it will last.
* Men are like...Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not
very bright.
* Men are like...Parking Spots...All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.
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Two can play this game 
Women are like… floor tiles. If you lay them right at the very beginning, you can walk all over them.
Women are like… public toilets. If you use enough of ‘em, eventually you’ll get a disease.
Women are like… computers. They take forever to warm-up and you always wish you had a newer model.
Women are like… horses. They look great naked and are fun to ride, but they’re a pain in the *** to clean and expensive to house.
Women are like… a leather jacket. No matter how goofy or ugly you are, you always feel like a stud when in one.
Women are like… Saran Wrap—occasionally useful but clingy.
Women are like… the New York Yankees. They seldom suck.
Women are like… the stock market. Moody, irrational, and can bankrupt you overnight.
Women are like… potato chips. Betcha can’t have just one!
Women are like… suppository medication. They’re continually up your ***… but claim that it’s for your own good.
Women are like… a Blockbuster movie rental. You never know how many people opened ‘em up before you.
Women are like… a Jackie Chan movie. The plot and dialogue don’t really matter as long as the action is good.
Women are like… butter. They spread for dough.
Women are like… men—only without logic, intelligence, deductive thought, or driving skills.
Women are like… floor tiles. If you lay them right at the very beginning, you can walk all over them.
Women are like… public toilets. If you use enough of ‘em, eventually you’ll get a disease.
Women are like… computers. They take forever to warm-up and you always wish you had a newer model.
Women are like… horses. They look great naked and are fun to ride, but they’re a pain in the *** to clean and expensive to house.
Women are like… a leather jacket. No matter how goofy or ugly you are, you always feel like a stud when in one.
Women are like… Saran Wrap—occasionally useful but clingy.
Women are like… the New York Yankees. They seldom suck.
Women are like… the stock market. Moody, irrational, and can bankrupt you overnight.
Women are like… potato chips. Betcha can’t have just one!
Women are like… suppository medication. They’re continually up your ***… but claim that it’s for your own good.
Women are like… a Blockbuster movie rental. You never know how many people opened ‘em up before you.
Women are like… a Jackie Chan movie. The plot and dialogue don’t really matter as long as the action is good.
Women are like… butter. They spread for dough.
Women are like… men—only without logic, intelligence, deductive thought, or driving skills.
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Originally Posted by Tim98TA
Humor would be a picture of your outta shape ****.
Thats right.... ****** have "in shape" **** because they get sucked by every ***** bearing jerk.
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From: From the Bowels of Hell!!! You want some of me bitch?!?!?!
Originally Posted by lnuxhakr
and....so whats your point?
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Originally Posted by Tim98TA
She is simply telling you how her **** got so out of shape. Don't you hear good?!??!?!?!?!
hear WELL, go get an education, damn, what an ignorant pig...
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Originally Posted by Tim98TA
She is simply telling you how her **** got so out of shape. Don't you hear good?!??!?!?!?!
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From: From the Bowels of Hell!!! You want some of me bitch?!?!?!
Well, while surfing over at the Mustang Forums, I stumbled across this lil tidbit of info about our titless wonder. Things that make you say Hmmmmm
http://www.mustangforums.com/m_33581.../tm.htm#335814
http://www.mustangforums.com/m_33581.../tm.htm#335814