First kill in the Hell Blazer!!
06-10-2009, 12:17 AM
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First kill in the Hell Blazer!! So I have been sitting here wondering WTF I am going to eat. I decide on Taco Bell for no better reason than my options are limited at this hour. I walk outside to get in my Pick up after loading a T56 in the back and realize I have the keys to the Hell Blazer.
I start to turn around then decided screw it I'll take the Blazer. So I hop in and start the thing up. It starts kind of hard, but once she gets going she purrs with attitude. I pull the shifter into D and instantly hit the TC button off. I know I am going to go thrash the Fn thing. 5 months of HELLLLLLLLLLLl I deserve it by god.LOL
I take a slow drive out the neighbor hood listening to Kid Rocks Summer Time as I turn left out onto the main road. The drive to Bell is uneventful. I pull in to the drive thru and place my order. As I sit at the window there are a bunch of kids sitting across the street in the Wal Mart parking lot.
I get my order and see that there is a LT1 Camaro and a couple of Fox body cars along with your usual assortment of cars that young kids drive. The smell of the food was almost to over powering but, I trooped up. After recieving my meal, I drive across and pull up and ask "Who wants to run my TB"? The guys in the stangs laugh and the LT1 guy asked what was done to it.
I tell him it's a cammed V6 with a turbonator I just put on today with Split fire plugs and a K&N filter and flowmasters. They look at my exhaust and say "Bullshit" (Youth now days) "So do you wanna run'em or what"? I ask. The guy in the Camaro and one of the stangs said I could follow them out and run one of them before they themselves race.
So we drive out to the spot where it is "SAFE" to do this. I am eating my burrito and giving it hell.LOL We slow down to about a 10mph roll. The Mustang has a buddy filming and lines up with me. The Z is behind me. We line up and I roll the window down and say "Honk it off, my hands are full of this burrito".
The look on the drivers face was great. He rolled his eyes and you could see he was thinking why the hell am I racing this fool. So....window down, mouth full of burrito, he honks it off. We go. The TB yanks the burrito back into my mouth, kinda like burrito forced induction, sauce drips onto the seat between my legs and I look down to see where it landed. By the time I look up I'm mid 2nd gear and walking his *** hard. Laugh at me will you **** stick.
By 3rd gear it wasn't even a race. I slow down and his partener is rolling and str8 clowning his boy. I give him a big thumbs up with burrito in hand and more burrito ooze slides down the side and I have to eat it off while all this is going on.
The LT1 car decided, I guess, he didn't want any. Because he just turned around after the run. We lined'em up again with the same outcome as before. The TB started running a little warm so I wave good by to them with my buritto filled hand. As I pull away I look into the mirror and I have the **** all over my face.
I guess there are some air pockets in the cooling system. Wasn't much of a kill, but hey................ya take what you can get. F'n taco's are cold now.
I start to turn around then decided screw it I'll take the Blazer. So I hop in and start the thing up. It starts kind of hard, but once she gets going she purrs with attitude. I pull the shifter into D and instantly hit the TC button off. I know I am going to go thrash the Fn thing. 5 months of HELLLLLLLLLLLl I deserve it by god.LOL
I take a slow drive out the neighbor hood listening to Kid Rocks Summer Time as I turn left out onto the main road. The drive to Bell is uneventful. I pull in to the drive thru and place my order. As I sit at the window there are a bunch of kids sitting across the street in the Wal Mart parking lot.
I get my order and see that there is a LT1 Camaro and a couple of Fox body cars along with your usual assortment of cars that young kids drive. The smell of the food was almost to over powering but, I trooped up. After recieving my meal, I drive across and pull up and ask "Who wants to run my TB"? The guys in the stangs laugh and the LT1 guy asked what was done to it.
I tell him it's a cammed V6 with a turbonator I just put on today with Split fire plugs and a K&N filter and flowmasters. They look at my exhaust and say "Bullshit" (Youth now days) "So do you wanna run'em or what"? I ask. The guy in the Camaro and one of the stangs said I could follow them out and run one of them before they themselves race.
So we drive out to the spot where it is "SAFE" to do this. I am eating my burrito and giving it hell.LOL We slow down to about a 10mph roll. The Mustang has a buddy filming and lines up with me. The Z is behind me. We line up and I roll the window down and say "Honk it off, my hands are full of this burrito".
The look on the drivers face was great. He rolled his eyes and you could see he was thinking why the hell am I racing this fool. So....window down, mouth full of burrito, he honks it off. We go. The TB yanks the burrito back into my mouth, kinda like burrito forced induction, sauce drips onto the seat between my legs and I look down to see where it landed. By the time I look up I'm mid 2nd gear and walking his *** hard. Laugh at me will you **** stick.
By 3rd gear it wasn't even a race. I slow down and his partener is rolling and str8 clowning his boy. I give him a big thumbs up with burrito in hand and more burrito ooze slides down the side and I have to eat it off while all this is going on.
The LT1 car decided, I guess, he didn't want any. Because he just turned around after the run. We lined'em up again with the same outcome as before. The TB started running a little warm so I wave good by to them with my buritto filled hand. As I pull away I look into the mirror and I have the **** all over my face.
I guess there are some air pockets in the cooling system. Wasn't much of a kill, but hey................ya take what you can get. F'n taco's are cold now.
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LOL!
Yeah I put a 408 in a trail blazer LT no less. Not even an SS~!!It's awsome.LOL Factory rims, notint, stock exhaust, stoike intake.LOL poor bastages. I WISH I could of heard the **** those guyss gave that poor dude.LOL I mean his buddy was dancing in his seat laughing at him. It was a cammed bolt on Fox I am sure and he probably is fast compared to..........I mean look at it. Wouldn't you be pissed?!?!
Here is a picture of the killer cow . I had the hood on tonight though.
Yeah I put a 408 in a trail blazer LT no less. Not even an SS~!!It's awsome.LOL Factory rims, notint, stock exhaust, stoike intake.LOL poor bastages. I WISH I could of heard the **** those guyss gave that poor dude.LOL I mean his buddy was dancing in his seat laughing at him. It was a cammed bolt on Fox I am sure and he probably is fast compared to..........I mean look at it. Wouldn't you be pissed?!?!
Here is a picture of the killer cow . I had the hood on tonight though.
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[QUOTE=CuNfUzEd;11733044]LOL!
Yeah I put a 408 in a trail blazer LT no less. Not even an SS~!!It's awsome.LOL Factory rims, notint, stock exhaust, stoike intake.
thats wrong in SO many ways, but i like it!!!
Yeah I put a 408 in a trail blazer LT no less. Not even an SS~!!It's awsome.LOL Factory rims, notint, stock exhaust, stoike intake.
thats wrong in SO many ways, but i like it!!!
06-10-2009, 03:39 AM
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first off your a fucked up person for doing that to those poor kids... or hell, any potential person you race in that!
hahah my god that was a funny read..
So I have been sitting here wondering WTF I am going to eat. I decide on Taco Bell for no better reason than my options are limited at this hour. I walk outside to get in my Pick up after loading a T56 in the back and realize I have the keys to the Hell Blazer.
I start to turn around then decided screw it I'll take the Blazer. So I hop in and start the thing up. It starts kind of hard, but once she gets going she purrs with attitude. I pull the shifter into D and instantly hit the TC button off. I know I am going to go thrash the Fn thing. 5 months of HELLLLLLLLLLLl I deserve it by god.LOL
I take a slow drive out the neighbor hood listening to Kid Rocks Summer Time as I turn left out onto the main road. The drive to Bell is uneventful. I pull in to the drive thru and place my order. As I sit at the window there are a bunch of kids sitting across the street in the Wal Mart parking lot.
I get my order and see that there is a LT1 Camaro and a couple of Fox body cars along with your usual assortment of cars that young kids drive. The smell of the food was almost to over powering but, I trooped up. After recieving my meal, I drive across and pull up and ask "Who wants to run my TB"? The guys in the stangs laugh and the LT1 guy asked what was done to it.
I tell him it's a cammed V6 with a turbonator I just put on today with Split fire plugs and a K&N filter and flowmasters. They look at my exhaust and say "Bullshit" (Youth now days) "So do you wanna run'em or what"? I ask. The guy in the Camaro and one of the stangs said I could follow them out and run one of them before they themselves race.
So we drive out to the spot where it is "SAFE" to do this. I am eating my burrito and giving it hell.LOL We slow down to about a 10mph roll. The Mustang has a buddy filming and lines up with me. The Z is behind me. We line up and I roll the window down and say "Honk it off, my hands are full of this burrito".
The look on the drivers face was great. He rolled his eyes and you could see he was thinking why the hell am I racing this fool. So....window down, mouth full of burrito, he honks it off. We go. T that sounds like a rap song..he TB yanks the burrito back into my mouth, kinda like burrito forced induction, sauce drips onto the seat between my legs and I look down to see where it landed. By the time I look up I'm mid 2nd gear and walking his *** hard. Laugh at me will you **** stick.was this supposed to be english?
By 3rd gear it wasn't even a race. I slow down and his partener is rolling and str8 clowning his boy. I give him a big thumbs up with burrito in hand and more burrito ooze slides down the side and I have to eat it off while all this is going on.
The LT1 car decided, I guess, he didn't want any. Because he just turned around after the run. We lined'em up again with the same outcome as before. The TB started running a little warm so I wave good by to them with my buritto filled hand. As I pull away I look into the mirror and I have the **** all over my face.
I guess there are some air pockets in the cooling system. Wasn't much of a kill, but hey................ya take what you can get. F'n taco's are cold now.
I start to turn around then decided screw it I'll take the Blazer. So I hop in and start the thing up. It starts kind of hard, but once she gets going she purrs with attitude. I pull the shifter into D and instantly hit the TC button off. I know I am going to go thrash the Fn thing. 5 months of HELLLLLLLLLLLl I deserve it by god.LOL
I take a slow drive out the neighbor hood listening to Kid Rocks Summer Time as I turn left out onto the main road. The drive to Bell is uneventful. I pull in to the drive thru and place my order. As I sit at the window there are a bunch of kids sitting across the street in the Wal Mart parking lot.
I get my order and see that there is a LT1 Camaro and a couple of Fox body cars along with your usual assortment of cars that young kids drive. The smell of the food was almost to over powering but, I trooped up. After recieving my meal, I drive across and pull up and ask "Who wants to run my TB"? The guys in the stangs laugh and the LT1 guy asked what was done to it.
I tell him it's a cammed V6 with a turbonator I just put on today with Split fire plugs and a K&N filter and flowmasters. They look at my exhaust and say "Bullshit" (Youth now days) "So do you wanna run'em or what"? I ask. The guy in the Camaro and one of the stangs said I could follow them out and run one of them before they themselves race.
So we drive out to the spot where it is "SAFE" to do this. I am eating my burrito and giving it hell.LOL We slow down to about a 10mph roll. The Mustang has a buddy filming and lines up with me. The Z is behind me. We line up and I roll the window down and say "Honk it off, my hands are full of this burrito".
The look on the drivers face was great. He rolled his eyes and you could see he was thinking why the hell am I racing this fool. So....window down, mouth full of burrito, he honks it off. We go. T that sounds like a rap song..he TB yanks the burrito back into my mouth, kinda like burrito forced induction, sauce drips onto the seat between my legs and I look down to see where it landed. By the time I look up I'm mid 2nd gear and walking his *** hard. Laugh at me will you **** stick.was this supposed to be english?
By 3rd gear it wasn't even a race. I slow down and his partener is rolling and str8 clowning his boy. I give him a big thumbs up with burrito in hand and more burrito ooze slides down the side and I have to eat it off while all this is going on.
The LT1 car decided, I guess, he didn't want any. Because he just turned around after the run. We lined'em up again with the same outcome as before. The TB started running a little warm so I wave good by to them with my buritto filled hand. As I pull away I look into the mirror and I have the **** all over my face.
I guess there are some air pockets in the cooling system. Wasn't much of a kill, but hey................ya take what you can get. F'n taco's are cold now.
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Glad you enjoyed it boys! It is going to be HARD to leav the ol'Hll Blazer alone. I am putting FI on it too. I think it will remain, at least for a while, stock looking.
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Could you imagine this view walking away from you.......and not slowly. The dirt is my favorite. I think I'll roll out to the main spot looking like this.LOL
I really want to try a H/C Fbody!
I really want to try a H/C Fbody!
