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Old Jun 11, 2010 | 12:07 AM
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I got my first kill in the truck. A Honda, yea the riced out piece of **** kind, pulled into the left lane thinking he was going to take off and beat me to the next intersection. Its about 1/4 mile away from the light. He was revving his shitbox and thinking he was cool. I was thinking you know I haven't really seen what this tank will do so I started to feed some throttle while I was holding the brake. It started making some boost and the light turned green. I left the poor bastard sitting there looking dumb trying to get his shitbox off the line. We were off and I had jumped out about a car and it got worse for him. My truck is quiet so I could hear him furiously banging gears trying to figure out how he just got smoked by a truck. It was funny. He eventually gave up ad just got in behind me. I think I may have hit 70 MPH so its wasn't anything spectacular but it was funny as hell. I was laughing my *** off. So at the end a slow piece of **** Honda got beat by a slow diesel truck that weighs more than four of the Hondas. Just a humorous event not a serious kill.
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Old Jun 11, 2010 | 12:32 AM
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rice kills are the best!!! Good kill!
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Old Jun 11, 2010 | 12:38 AM
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I find this amusing...



I've beaten up on ricers and such in my Jeep. It gets old though.
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Old Jun 11, 2010 | 01:47 AM
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Good kill Manalishi! I can just see it now. Did you 'literally' smoke him with your diesel exhaust?
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I find this amusing...

I've beaten up on ricers and such in my Jeep. It gets old though.
Oh you had better be careful: you all know that he knows a guy who knows a guy who has a 600billion hp built import that would anniliate any domestic car ever made. lol

^^^ Seriously how many times have you guys heard that statement above when talking to ricers? Can't count how many times I've heard it.
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Old Jun 11, 2010 | 02:14 AM
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I got that recently.

I beat an old friend's v6 accord in my jeep for ***** and giggles.
He starts to talk about his Uncle's 1g dsm that runs 11's and how it would "smoke me."
No **** Sherlock.

It doesn't change the fact that you got walked by an SUV.
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Old Jun 11, 2010 | 05:30 AM
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Good kill on the rice. The only ones I try to race are the turbo ones. They never want to race. I got to see the guys friend that has friend that knows a guy that has a car that can beat my car. It was a fully build engin with a huge turbo honda. He was able to stay dead even with a stock 600 gsxr. He went out to a meet we have.
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Old Jun 11, 2010 | 05:38 AM
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Lmao I love laying the smack down on cocky ricers with my truck lol I LOVE the look on thier faces when you fly by thier 21650165 hp and 0 tq Vtak engines!
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Old Jun 11, 2010 | 07:44 AM
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I love me some fried rice!
That sucks that you could actually hear his exhaust though, I'd rather be deaf than listen to that bumblebee in a blender sounding horseshit.
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Funny kill.

Never gets old in my company truck, must leave them with a wtf just happened in their mind. Thing weighs over 5 tons, but it can edge out most of those riced out civics etc. 0-60.

Vortec > vtech

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Old Jun 13, 2010 | 12:33 AM
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[QUOTE=BeavermanA;13457602]Vortec > vtech[QUOTE]

Hahaha thats exactly what I say to them! "You gotta Vtec? Well I got a VORTEC!!"

Silly ricers thinking they can keep up with a truck on 20s
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