BS- movie quote thread
10-13-2010, 06:24 AM
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Very nicely done my young padiwan. You learn quickly. Now here's one you can try yourself next time you pull up next to someone in the pits:
"Baby. Hey baby. You should be watching from the side. I wouldn't want to get any exhaust on that pretty face...... Well how bout I race you for that sweet ***?"
Just make sure it's a girl in the lane next to you. A guy might get get out of his car and beat your ***
"Baby. Hey baby. You should be watching from the side. I wouldn't want to get any exhaust on that pretty face...... Well how bout I race you for that sweet ***?"
Just make sure it's a girl in the lane next to you. A guy might get get out of his car and beat your ***
LOL, actually here I might yell NAWZZZ and everyone will run.
10-13-2010, 09:25 AM
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All from the same movie...
"Do you always carry your medical record around with you?"
"Saves time."
"Pain don't hurt."
"Being called a ********** isn't personal?"
"No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response."
"What if somebody calls my mama a *****?"
"Is she?"
"Do you always carry your medical record around with you?"
"Saves time."
"Pain don't hurt."
"Being called a ********** isn't personal?"
"No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response."
"What if somebody calls my mama a *****?"
"Is she?"
10-13-2010, 11:44 AM
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she's not so bad man, a few paint scrapes, a little fiberglass, yes indeedy, the book on her's 60, 70 call it 80, so you take 80 from 200 and we call it even, you take 80 from 200 and we make a deal.
That aint a tool, that's a damn brick. We might as well call prison and make reservations
Ok billy badass, you got us in here so now how the hell are you gonna get us out?
This ain't the Dukes of Hazzard!
Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?
Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files".
Gimme "Columbo".
A Peugeot convertible.
What color?
Gray.
How do you know that?
'Cause I love that show.
Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!
What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?
"ROBIN-1"
Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him?
Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins.
Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta?
Drove a Corvette in "The Magician", a Ford pickup truck in "The Incredible Hulk", and in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", he walked.
That aint a tool, that's a damn brick. We might as well call prison and make reservations
Ok billy badass, you got us in here so now how the hell are you gonna get us out?
This ain't the Dukes of Hazzard!
Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?
Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files".
Gimme "Columbo".
A Peugeot convertible.
What color?
Gray.
How do you know that?
'Cause I love that show.
Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!
What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?
"ROBIN-1"
Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him?
Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins.
Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta?
Drove a Corvette in "The Magician", a Ford pickup truck in "The Incredible Hulk", and in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", he walked.
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10-13-2010, 10:37 PM
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There's somebody you should talk to.
If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a ********.
(yeah i know i gave it away but its a damn funny quote)
here's one for you guys
"Oh in 200 years we've gone from i regret but i have one life to live for my country to **** you?"
If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a ********.
(yeah i know i gave it away but its a damn funny quote)
here's one for you guys
"Oh in 200 years we've gone from i regret but i have one life to live for my country to **** you?"
10-14-2010, 10:01 AM
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"Hey Einstein, take it upstairs. You can't detail a car with the cover on."
"Cause the buster kept me out of handcuffs. He didn't just run back to the fort. The buster brought me back."
"See even the cops are Hollywood in Hollywood."
"Cause the buster kept me out of handcuffs. He didn't just run back to the fort. The buster brought me back."
"See even the cops are Hollywood in Hollywood."
10-14-2010, 10:49 AM
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Do you know why i pulled you over?
That depends on how long you were following me.
Let's just take it from the beginning.
Here goes......I sped, i followed too closely, i ran a stop sign, i almost hit a Chevy, i sped some more, i failed to yield at a cross walk, i changed lanes in the intersection, i changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and speeding!
Is that it?
No......I have unpaid parking tickets. Please be gentle.
That depends on how long you were following me.
Let's just take it from the beginning.
Here goes......I sped, i followed too closely, i ran a stop sign, i almost hit a Chevy, i sped some more, i failed to yield at a cross walk, i changed lanes in the intersection, i changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and speeding!
Is that it?
No......I have unpaid parking tickets. Please be gentle.
10-14-2010, 11:09 AM
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10-14-2010, 11:15 AM
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"Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star."
"What?"
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
"What's that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become."
"You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it"
"I bet she gives great helmet"
Spaceballs and Mel Brooks FTW
"What?"
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
"What's that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become."
"You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it"
"I bet she gives great helmet"
Spaceballs and Mel Brooks FTW
10-14-2010, 12:40 PM
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Do you know why i pulled you over?
That depends on how long you were following me.
Let's just take it from the beginning.
Here goes......I sped, i followed too closely, i ran a stop sign, i almost hit a Chevy, i sped some more, i failed to yield at a cross walk, i changed lanes in the intersection, i changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and speeding!
Is that it?
No......I have unpaid parking tickets. Please be gentle.
That depends on how long you were following me.
Let's just take it from the beginning.
Here goes......I sped, i followed too closely, i ran a stop sign, i almost hit a Chevy, i sped some more, i failed to yield at a cross walk, i changed lanes in the intersection, i changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and speeding!
Is that it?
No......I have unpaid parking tickets. Please be gentle.
10-14-2010, 04:03 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLvtBUWIoxE