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Old 04-02-2004, 07:09 AM
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Default Murdered a cockroach this morning....

I was walkin through my garage to get in my car when I heard what sounded like a cockraoch puttin the hammer down to try and hide, but he had nowhere to hide since the stang no longer occupies the right half. I let him get the move on me before I opened a 55-gallon drum of whoopass and put my size 13 on his ***!

Sorry, just haven't had a kill in quite awile and was jonsing for one......
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DIE COCKROACH DIE!!!!!!!!!!
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that **** roach
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Nice Kill!
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wtf....this forum has got to be the funniest, I thought you were talking about a ricer before I opened the thread
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There's no way an invertebrate can lose to a mammal! LIES!
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lol ownage, nice kill, best one that I have seen all week.
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lol. simply lol.

I salute you, my friend.
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I always thought that you weren't supposed to step on cockroaches? The egg sacks or something breaks and spreads like jelly on your shoe. Then when you walk into the house onto carpet the eggs fall off and land in the fibres.

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Originally Posted by PSU_Engineer
I always thought that you weren't supposed to step on cockroaches? The egg sacks or something breaks and spreads like jelly on your shoe. Then when you walk into the house onto carpet the eggs fall off and land in the fibres.

Tony
Just in case that is true, from now on im using a brick...
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I kill them with a 12 guage and bird shot. _______________


House seems a little drafty.
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Originally Posted by 99-LS1-SS
I kill them with a 12 guage and bird shot. _______________


House seems a little drafty.
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You know... this kind of kill story isn't supposed to be posted... That being said, well done! Sure showed that cockroach who's boss...
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It's weird that a roach can servive a nuclear fallout, but can't handle a size 13 shoe. Good kill.
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Maybe we should start dropping size 13 shoes on other country's. Kills everyone without the fall out.

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Incoming!! Sir they are bombing us with Nike's to the north and Converse's to the south.
Load up the Hush Puppies (gasps). I hate it had to come to this but they left us no alternative. FIRE!!!

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Feel better now Chris? Guess what...you're still gay.
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