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SRT4 Kill So I'm driving down the street and a car cruises past me sounding like a billion swarming bees, with a Paul Walker doll swinging from the rearview.
We get stopped at the light and I try to ask what his mods are but he has the 'Fast and the Furious' soundtrack blaring too loud.
I throw a rev to see if he's game and he throws a buzz back. It's on! The light changes and we jump. Much to my surprise he pulls the front wheels off the ground!! (I later find out it was due to the weight of his 18 foot wing off balancing the car) Within seconds he was a little dot in my rearview. I wait a minute, then two, he finally catches up. I say "Dude, why did you shut down?". Was there a cop around? He's like "No, mechanical problems".
I ask if it was a piston, fuel problem, etc. He says no, sparks started flying and then BOTH OF HIS FLOORBOARDS FELL OUT!! I'm like damn, that's kinda odd. Then after a million excuses he walks off mumbling to himself "I gotta get NOS! The big one. Yeah, I better make it two. Oh, and new floorboards".
As he drives away I see the back of his car. (first time for everything) Then I realize, HEY! I know that guy! On the rear window a rainbow colored decal slightly larger than the back of the car read "SVTKID"!!! Everything suddenly became clear...
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY *** STOMPIN' LS1!!!!!!!
We get stopped at the light and I try to ask what his mods are but he has the 'Fast and the Furious' soundtrack blaring too loud.
I throw a rev to see if he's game and he throws a buzz back. It's on! The light changes and we jump. Much to my surprise he pulls the front wheels off the ground!! (I later find out it was due to the weight of his 18 foot wing off balancing the car) Within seconds he was a little dot in my rearview. I wait a minute, then two, he finally catches up. I say "Dude, why did you shut down?". Was there a cop around? He's like "No, mechanical problems".
I ask if it was a piston, fuel problem, etc. He says no, sparks started flying and then BOTH OF HIS FLOORBOARDS FELL OUT!! I'm like damn, that's kinda odd. Then after a million excuses he walks off mumbling to himself "I gotta get NOS! The big one. Yeah, I better make it two. Oh, and new floorboards".
As he drives away I see the back of his car. (first time for everything) Then I realize, HEY! I know that guy! On the rear window a rainbow colored decal slightly larger than the back of the car read "SVTKID"!!! Everything suddenly became clear...
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY *** STOMPIN' LS1!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by viper1
So I'm driving down the street and a car cruises past me sounding like a billion swarming bees, with a Paul Walker doll swinging from the rearview.
We get stopped at the light and I try to ask what his mods are but he has the 'Fast and the Furious' soundtrack blaring too loud.
I throw a rev to see if he's game and he throws a buzz back. It's on! The light changes and we jump. Much to my surprise he pulls the front wheels off the ground!! (I later find out it was due to the weight of his 18 foot wing off balancing the car) Within seconds he was a little dot in my rearview. I wait a
minute, then two, he finally catches up. I say "Dude, why did you shut down?". Was there a cop around? He's like "No, mechanical problems".
I ask if it was a piston, fuel problem, etc. He says no, sparks started flying and then BOTH OF HIS FLOORBOARDS FELL OUT!! I'm like damn, that's kinda odd. Then after a million excuses he walks off mumbling to himself "I gotta get NOS! The big one. Yeah, I better make it two. Oh, and new floorboards".
As he drives away I see the back of his car. (first time for everything) Then I realize, HEY! I know that guy! On the rear window a rainbow colored decal slightly larger than the back of the car read "SVTKID"!!! Everything suddenly became clear...
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY *** STOMPIN' LS1!!!!!!!
We get stopped at the light and I try to ask what his mods are but he has the 'Fast and the Furious' soundtrack blaring too loud.
I throw a rev to see if he's game and he throws a buzz back. It's on! The light changes and we jump. Much to my surprise he pulls the front wheels off the ground!! (I later find out it was due to the weight of his 18 foot wing off balancing the car) Within seconds he was a little dot in my rearview. I wait a
minute, then two, he finally catches up. I say "Dude, why did you shut down?". Was there a cop around? He's like "No, mechanical problems".I ask if it was a piston, fuel problem, etc. He says no, sparks started flying and then BOTH OF HIS FLOORBOARDS FELL OUT!! I'm like damn, that's kinda odd. Then after a million excuses he walks off mumbling to himself "I gotta get NOS! The big one. Yeah, I better make it two. Oh, and new floorboards".
As he drives away I see the back of his car. (first time for everything) Then I realize, HEY! I know that guy! On the rear window a rainbow colored decal slightly larger than the back of the car read "SVTKID"!!! Everything suddenly became clear...
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY *** STOMPIN' LS1!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by viper1
So I'm driving down the street and a car cruises past me sounding like a billion swarming bees, with a Paul Walker doll swinging from the rearview.
We get stopped at the light and I try to ask what his mods are but he has the 'Fast and the Furious' soundtrack blaring too loud.
I throw a rev to see if he's game and he throws a buzz back. It's on! The light changes and we jump. Much to my surprise he pulls the front wheels off the ground!! (I later find out it was due to the weight of his 18 foot wing off balancing the car) Within seconds he was a little dot in my rearview. I wait a minute, then two, he finally catches up. I say "Dude, why did you shut down?". Was there a cop around? He's like "No, mechanical problems".
I ask if it was a piston, fuel problem, etc. He says no, sparks started flying and then BOTH OF HIS FLOORBOARDS FELL OUT!! I'm like damn, that's kinda odd. Then after a million excuses he walks off mumbling to himself "I gotta get NOS! The big one. Yeah, I better make it two. Oh, and new floorboards".
As he drives away I see the back of his car. (first time for everything) Then I realize, HEY! I know that guy! On the rear window a rainbow colored decal slightly larger than the back of the car read "SVTKID"!!! Everything suddenly became clear...
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY *** STOMPIN' LS1!!!!!!!
We get stopped at the light and I try to ask what his mods are but he has the 'Fast and the Furious' soundtrack blaring too loud.
I throw a rev to see if he's game and he throws a buzz back. It's on! The light changes and we jump. Much to my surprise he pulls the front wheels off the ground!! (I later find out it was due to the weight of his 18 foot wing off balancing the car) Within seconds he was a little dot in my rearview. I wait a minute, then two, he finally catches up. I say "Dude, why did you shut down?". Was there a cop around? He's like "No, mechanical problems".
I ask if it was a piston, fuel problem, etc. He says no, sparks started flying and then BOTH OF HIS FLOORBOARDS FELL OUT!! I'm like damn, that's kinda odd. Then after a million excuses he walks off mumbling to himself "I gotta get NOS! The big one. Yeah, I better make it two. Oh, and new floorboards".
As he drives away I see the back of his car. (first time for everything) Then I realize, HEY! I know that guy! On the rear window a rainbow colored decal slightly larger than the back of the car read "SVTKID"!!! Everything suddenly became clear...
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY *** STOMPIN' LS1!!!!!!!
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Did he say "Dude, I almost had you!"???? gotta be careful, that NAAAWWSSS is pretty explosive when Asian gangsta dudes shoot up your car with automatic weapons from what i hear. kinda makes ya wanna paint your car lime green and put a lot of stickers on it, makes 'em go faster , ya know.....
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Originally Posted by viper1
So I'm driving down the street and a car cruises past me sounding like a billion swarming bees, with a Paul Walker doll swinging from the rearview.
We get stopped at the light and I try to ask what his mods are but he has the 'Fast and the Furious' soundtrack blaring too loud.
I throw a rev to see if he's game and he throws a buzz back. It's on! The light changes and we jump. Much to my surprise he pulls the front wheels off the ground!! (I later find out it was due to the weight of his 18 foot wing off balancing the car) Within seconds he was a little dot in my rearview. I wait a minute, then two, he finally catches up. I say "Dude, why did you shut down?". Was there a cop around? He's like "No, mechanical problems".
I ask if it was a piston, fuel problem, etc. He says no, sparks started flying and then BOTH OF HIS FLOORBOARDS FELL OUT!! I'm like damn, that's kinda odd. Then after a million excuses he walks off mumbling to himself "I gotta get NOS! The big one. Yeah, I better make it two. Oh, and new floorboards".
As he drives away I see the back of his car. (first time for everything) Then I realize, HEY! I know that guy! On the rear window a rainbow colored decal slightly larger than the back of the car read "SVTKID"!!! Everything suddenly became clear...
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY *** STOMPIN' LS1!!!!!!!
We get stopped at the light and I try to ask what his mods are but he has the 'Fast and the Furious' soundtrack blaring too loud.
I throw a rev to see if he's game and he throws a buzz back. It's on! The light changes and we jump. Much to my surprise he pulls the front wheels off the ground!! (I later find out it was due to the weight of his 18 foot wing off balancing the car) Within seconds he was a little dot in my rearview. I wait a minute, then two, he finally catches up. I say "Dude, why did you shut down?". Was there a cop around? He's like "No, mechanical problems".
I ask if it was a piston, fuel problem, etc. He says no, sparks started flying and then BOTH OF HIS FLOORBOARDS FELL OUT!! I'm like damn, that's kinda odd. Then after a million excuses he walks off mumbling to himself "I gotta get NOS! The big one. Yeah, I better make it two. Oh, and new floorboards".
As he drives away I see the back of his car. (first time for everything) Then I realize, HEY! I know that guy! On the rear window a rainbow colored decal slightly larger than the back of the car read "SVTKID"!!! Everything suddenly became clear...
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY *** STOMPIN' LS1!!!!!!!
svtkid = He's only fast talking and gay furious. LOL 
