Why do Eclipses even try???

LOL what makes me the ricer? I don't have a fart can, or stickers, or an electric paint scheme, or a disco ball interior. He should've done his homework if he thought he could've pulled away from an LT1.
I'm not necessarily PROUD of this event, because I didn't even need to shift out of overdrive. I'm just asking, why would a barely-modified Eclipse run an LT1? Didn't he know it wouldn't work? I can see if it was well-modified. That's a different story.
don't take it out of context... Maybe I missed it....where is the kill??
LOL what makes me the ricer? I don't have a fart can, or stickers, or an electric paint scheme, or a disco ball interior. He should've done his homework if he thought he could've pulled away from an LT1.
I'm not necessarily PROUD of this event, because I didn't even need to shift out of overdrive. I'm just asking, why would a barely-modified Eclipse run an LT1? Didn't he know it wouldn't work? I can see if it was well-modified. That's a different story.

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We're slow. Really slow. Wanna race for 100$?
Look, heres how it is as I see it. Take it for what its worth.
DSMs (that is to say the turbo cars, not the NTs) are a lot like 5.0s in relation to an LS1. Certanly capable of competeing, but you will have to do some well thought out and not insubstancial modding to make it happen in most cases. That means that most of them will not be beating LS1s. Doesnt make them crap, just makes them harder ot make fast than a bolt-ons LS1 or whatever.
Fact: The meaner a DSM looks, the slower it is. This is very true a lot of the time. Exceptions yes, but they are few. The fastest DSMs I have seen are beater looking 1Gs.
The guy owned a rice mobile. I dont see where the problem with that is. Immature? Sure. Guess what, so is street racing. Maybe the guy did pull a ricer like move. Who cares? Ricers calling other ricers is older than time. OK maybe not that old.
I will say that the snobby Viper guys likely say the same **** about Camaros considering that maybe 3/4 of them on this board would not be able to pull one. Ask the people on the board how many would do their best against a Viper if the opportunity arose, even knowing they would get beat. I bet a 80% yes reply. What kind of looser only races when he is sure he will win. A damn insecure panzy. I am looking forward to putting my new setup against cars that will beat me. I am actually trying to organize a race between a DSM freind of mine and a guy with a Lid/Catback LS6ed SS. Me and my DSM freind both agree the F-Body has the advantage for sure. So its going to be for fun, not $, and well run 'em and see. Why do people turn it into a integral part of their self-esteem and get all pissed off?
Maybe it was implied that all Eclipses are slow, but reading into implications online is a fools errand. A lot of meaning behind words gets lost accross a chat board that would not be in face to face conversation. Besides the vast majority of the people on here, especially those worth reading, know what a 4G63 can do.
So aside from some people calling others who have fast(er), classy cars ricers and a few overreaching statements about displacement not mattering, I dont see WTF the hang up is here.
Displacement matters a lot, but it can be overcome. There are many, many other factors. Simple.

Its funny, every "Ricer" you quoted in this post has an import, and every one of them would whip your cars ***. Its kind of funny. I guess you should
to the imports? Look, heres how it is as I see it. Take it for what its worth.
DSMs (that is to say the turbo cars, not the NTs) are a lot like 5.0s in relation to an LS1. Certanly capable of competeing, but you will have to do some well thought out and not insubstancial modding to make it happen in most cases. That means that most of them will not be beating LS1s. Doesnt make them crap, just makes them harder ot make fast than a bolt-ons LS1 or whatever.
Fact: The meaner a DSM looks, the slower it is. This is very true a lot of the time. Exceptions yes, but they are few. The fastest DSMs I have seen are beater looking 1Gs.
The guy owned a rice mobile. I dont see where the problem with that is. Immature? Sure. Guess what, so is street racing. Maybe the guy did pull a ricer like move. Who cares? Ricers calling other ricers is older than time. OK maybe not that old.
I will say that the snobby Viper guys likely say the same **** about Camaros considering that maybe 3/4 of them on this board would not be able to pull one. Ask the people on the board how many would do their best against a Viper if the opportunity arose, even knowing they would get beat. I bet a 80% yes reply. What kind of looser only races when he is sure he will win. A damn insecure panzy. I am looking forward to putting my new setup against cars that will beat me. I am actually trying to organize a race between a DSM freind of mine and a guy with a Lid/Catback LS6ed SS. Me and my DSM freind both agree the F-Body has the advantage for sure. So its going to be for fun, not $, and well run 'em and see. Why do people turn it into a integral part of their self-esteem and get all pissed off?
Maybe it was implied that all Eclipses are slow, but reading into implications online is a fools errand. A lot of meaning behind words gets lost accross a chat board that would not be in face to face conversation. Besides the vast majority of the people on here, especially those worth reading, know what a 4G63 can do.
So aside from some people calling others who have fast(er), classy cars ricers and a few overreaching statements about displacement not mattering, I dont see WTF the hang up is here.
Displacement matters a lot, but it can be overcome. There are many, many other factors. Simple.
Damn right. It is always fun bc if you do well or actually win it is even more exciting than if you already expected to win. A SS beat a Eclipse, so what? An Eclipse beat an SS? No ****?!!! It is fun to be the underdog. It makes the victory much sweeter. It's also alot more difficult to own a fast dsm than a ls1 I would think.
to the imports?And at the end of the day, no matter how "fast" their import may be, they are still driving a riced out piece of trash and I'm still driving a respectable muscle car. Thats my point, and no I don't value your opinion in the least bit
And at the end of the day, no matter how "fast" their import may be, they are still driving a riced out piece of trash and I'm still driving a respectable muscle car. Thats my point, and no I don't value your opinion in the least bit

Xakep and diambo4life, are your cars riced out? Mine is stock-bodied. Guess that is riced-out to you? And I think your muscle car is nice, and respectable, but I wouldn't respect your dumbass. Unlike you, I know how fast cars can be and how nice they are, whether domestic or import.
Confused, that **** is funny, bro, lolololol.
Confused, that **** is funny, bro, lolololol.






