Why do Eclipses even try???
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From: Holland Twp/Milford, New Jersey
Originally Posted by slocar mopar
if either of you is a ricer i'd have to say it was you. who the **** trys to race someone from behind them? why even waste your time doing that? not only is it retardedly dangerous but it proves/accomplishes nothing. thats a damn nice looking trans am you got..be smart and don't **** that **** up. 

LOL what makes me the ricer? I don't have a fart can, or stickers, or an electric paint scheme, or a disco ball interior. He should've done his homework if he thought he could've pulled away from an LT1.
I'm not necessarily PROUD of this event, because I didn't even need to shift out of overdrive. I'm just asking, why would a barely-modified Eclipse run an LT1? Didn't he know it wouldn't work? I can see if it was well-modified. That's a different story.
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Originally Posted by sdm1234
It's a waste of gas when you try and run up against something with a motor nearly 4 times as big... The eclipse should've saw that coming...
don't take it out of context...
Originally Posted by FSTLS1
I agree, and its not the riced out dsms you have to worry about, its the stock looking ones.
Originally Posted by sdm1234
I was cruising down the highway in my '97 WS6 and this '98 Eclipse flies past me in the right lane. It had the fart can, the carbonfiber hood, the windshield decal, and the whole nine yards... So, I figured he would be a good leader car to follow. I catch up to him within the second and he noticed me behind him. So, he punched it and tried to lose me (I saw his back-end drop so I figured he stepped on it pretty good). So, in good sport, I dropped it in 4th and punched it too, to keep up with him. Well, I HAD TO SLAM THE BRAKES BECAUSE HE WAS SO SLOW! I nearly rear ended him! So, at the next opportunity, I jumped in an open lane and passed him... and just kept going. I wasn't going to waste anymore time eating rice that day. Why do they even try against us F-Bodies?
Maybe I missed it....where is the kill??
Originally Posted by sdm1234
HAHA I wouldn't really call it a RACE... He wasn't nearly going fast enough for it to be considered one. It was just a rolling 1/4 mile sprint... that's all. He tried to lose me, so I caught up. What did I prove/accomplish? I proved/accomplished that he couldn't lose me... Simple as that. It wasn't as "retardedly dangerous" as you think it was. There was exaggeration when I said I nearly rear-ended him (just a good story-telling device). It's not like I was tailgating him or anything. Plus he didn't even reach high speeds when I passed him. There was no danger present at the time.
LOL what makes me the ricer? I don't have a fart can, or stickers, or an electric paint scheme, or a disco ball interior. He should've done his homework if he thought he could've pulled away from an LT1.
I'm not necessarily PROUD of this event, because I didn't even need to shift out of overdrive. I'm just asking, why would a barely-modified Eclipse run an LT1? Didn't he know it wouldn't work? I can see if it was well-modified. That's a different story.
LOL what makes me the ricer? I don't have a fart can, or stickers, or an electric paint scheme, or a disco ball interior. He should've done his homework if he thought he could've pulled away from an LT1.
I'm not necessarily PROUD of this event, because I didn't even need to shift out of overdrive. I'm just asking, why would a barely-modified Eclipse run an LT1? Didn't he know it wouldn't work? I can see if it was well-modified. That's a different story.

Originally Posted by ProjectDuStU
i normally dont make posts like this but i have to this time, that is one of the dumbest comments i have ever heard.... motor size has nothing to do with how fast a car can be...
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Originally Posted by slocar mopar
you don't necessarily have to look like a ricer to play the part. you demonstrated that you have ricer attitude. sounds to me like you started pickng on him..and then he tried to get away from you or something. remember, he went past you..and you followed him.
Originally Posted by diambo4life
It was def. slow but not all Eclipses are slow. I wouldn't really say they "are a waste of gas."
Originally Posted by XakEp
It would be more likely to run into a 10 second DSM on the street than Shep himself.
We're slow. Really slow. Wanna race for 100$?
We're slow. Really slow. Wanna race for 100$?
Originally Posted by LSINA7
Here we go, my motor is bigger than yours, I win.
Mmmmmmnnn, Strife.
Look, heres how it is as I see it. Take it for what its worth.
DSMs (that is to say the turbo cars, not the NTs) are a lot like 5.0s in relation to an LS1. Certanly capable of competeing, but you will have to do some well thought out and not insubstancial modding to make it happen in most cases. That means that most of them will not be beating LS1s. Doesnt make them crap, just makes them harder ot make fast than a bolt-ons LS1 or whatever.
Fact: The meaner a DSM looks, the slower it is. This is very true a lot of the time. Exceptions yes, but they are few. The fastest DSMs I have seen are beater looking 1Gs.
The guy owned a rice mobile. I dont see where the problem with that is. Immature? Sure. Guess what, so is street racing. Maybe the guy did pull a ricer like move. Who cares? Ricers calling other ricers is older than time. OK maybe not that old.
I will say that the snobby Viper guys likely say the same **** about Camaros considering that maybe 3/4 of them on this board would not be able to pull one. Ask the people on the board how many would do their best against a Viper if the opportunity arose, even knowing they would get beat. I bet a 80% yes reply. What kind of looser only races when he is sure he will win. A damn insecure panzy. I am looking forward to putting my new setup against cars that will beat me. I am actually trying to organize a race between a DSM freind of mine and a guy with a Lid/Catback LS6ed SS. Me and my DSM freind both agree the F-Body has the advantage for sure. So its going to be for fun, not $, and well run 'em and see. Why do people turn it into a integral part of their self-esteem and get all pissed off?
Maybe it was implied that all Eclipses are slow, but reading into implications online is a fools errand. A lot of meaning behind words gets lost accross a chat board that would not be in face to face conversation. Besides the vast majority of the people on here, especially those worth reading, know what a 4G63 can do.
So aside from some people calling others who have fast(er), classy cars ricers and a few overreaching statements about displacement not mattering, I dont see WTF the hang up is here.
Displacement matters a lot, but it can be overcome. There are many, many other factors. Simple.
Look, heres how it is as I see it. Take it for what its worth.
DSMs (that is to say the turbo cars, not the NTs) are a lot like 5.0s in relation to an LS1. Certanly capable of competeing, but you will have to do some well thought out and not insubstancial modding to make it happen in most cases. That means that most of them will not be beating LS1s. Doesnt make them crap, just makes them harder ot make fast than a bolt-ons LS1 or whatever.
Fact: The meaner a DSM looks, the slower it is. This is very true a lot of the time. Exceptions yes, but they are few. The fastest DSMs I have seen are beater looking 1Gs.
The guy owned a rice mobile. I dont see where the problem with that is. Immature? Sure. Guess what, so is street racing. Maybe the guy did pull a ricer like move. Who cares? Ricers calling other ricers is older than time. OK maybe not that old.
I will say that the snobby Viper guys likely say the same **** about Camaros considering that maybe 3/4 of them on this board would not be able to pull one. Ask the people on the board how many would do their best against a Viper if the opportunity arose, even knowing they would get beat. I bet a 80% yes reply. What kind of looser only races when he is sure he will win. A damn insecure panzy. I am looking forward to putting my new setup against cars that will beat me. I am actually trying to organize a race between a DSM freind of mine and a guy with a Lid/Catback LS6ed SS. Me and my DSM freind both agree the F-Body has the advantage for sure. So its going to be for fun, not $, and well run 'em and see. Why do people turn it into a integral part of their self-esteem and get all pissed off?
Maybe it was implied that all Eclipses are slow, but reading into implications online is a fools errand. A lot of meaning behind words gets lost accross a chat board that would not be in face to face conversation. Besides the vast majority of the people on here, especially those worth reading, know what a 4G63 can do.
So aside from some people calling others who have fast(er), classy cars ricers and a few overreaching statements about displacement not mattering, I dont see WTF the hang up is here.
Displacement matters a lot, but it can be overcome. There are many, many other factors. Simple.
Originally Posted by Wesmanw02
And the ricer brigade rolls in... 

Its funny, every "Ricer" you quoted in this post has an import, and every one of them would whip your cars ***. Its kind of funny. I guess you should
to the imports?
Originally Posted by Sparetire
Mmmmmmnnn, Strife.
Look, heres how it is as I see it. Take it for what its worth.
DSMs (that is to say the turbo cars, not the NTs) are a lot like 5.0s in relation to an LS1. Certanly capable of competeing, but you will have to do some well thought out and not insubstancial modding to make it happen in most cases. That means that most of them will not be beating LS1s. Doesnt make them crap, just makes them harder ot make fast than a bolt-ons LS1 or whatever.
Fact: The meaner a DSM looks, the slower it is. This is very true a lot of the time. Exceptions yes, but they are few. The fastest DSMs I have seen are beater looking 1Gs.
The guy owned a rice mobile. I dont see where the problem with that is. Immature? Sure. Guess what, so is street racing. Maybe the guy did pull a ricer like move. Who cares? Ricers calling other ricers is older than time. OK maybe not that old.
I will say that the snobby Viper guys likely say the same **** about Camaros considering that maybe 3/4 of them on this board would not be able to pull one. Ask the people on the board how many would do their best against a Viper if the opportunity arose, even knowing they would get beat. I bet a 80% yes reply. What kind of looser only races when he is sure he will win. A damn insecure panzy. I am looking forward to putting my new setup against cars that will beat me. I am actually trying to organize a race between a DSM freind of mine and a guy with a Lid/Catback LS6ed SS. Me and my DSM freind both agree the F-Body has the advantage for sure. So its going to be for fun, not $, and well run 'em and see. Why do people turn it into a integral part of their self-esteem and get all pissed off?
Maybe it was implied that all Eclipses are slow, but reading into implications online is a fools errand. A lot of meaning behind words gets lost accross a chat board that would not be in face to face conversation. Besides the vast majority of the people on here, especially those worth reading, know what a 4G63 can do.
So aside from some people calling others who have fast(er), classy cars ricers and a few overreaching statements about displacement not mattering, I dont see WTF the hang up is here.
Displacement matters a lot, but it can be overcome. There are many, many other factors. Simple.
Look, heres how it is as I see it. Take it for what its worth.
DSMs (that is to say the turbo cars, not the NTs) are a lot like 5.0s in relation to an LS1. Certanly capable of competeing, but you will have to do some well thought out and not insubstancial modding to make it happen in most cases. That means that most of them will not be beating LS1s. Doesnt make them crap, just makes them harder ot make fast than a bolt-ons LS1 or whatever.
Fact: The meaner a DSM looks, the slower it is. This is very true a lot of the time. Exceptions yes, but they are few. The fastest DSMs I have seen are beater looking 1Gs.
The guy owned a rice mobile. I dont see where the problem with that is. Immature? Sure. Guess what, so is street racing. Maybe the guy did pull a ricer like move. Who cares? Ricers calling other ricers is older than time. OK maybe not that old.
I will say that the snobby Viper guys likely say the same **** about Camaros considering that maybe 3/4 of them on this board would not be able to pull one. Ask the people on the board how many would do their best against a Viper if the opportunity arose, even knowing they would get beat. I bet a 80% yes reply. What kind of looser only races when he is sure he will win. A damn insecure panzy. I am looking forward to putting my new setup against cars that will beat me. I am actually trying to organize a race between a DSM freind of mine and a guy with a Lid/Catback LS6ed SS. Me and my DSM freind both agree the F-Body has the advantage for sure. So its going to be for fun, not $, and well run 'em and see. Why do people turn it into a integral part of their self-esteem and get all pissed off?
Maybe it was implied that all Eclipses are slow, but reading into implications online is a fools errand. A lot of meaning behind words gets lost accross a chat board that would not be in face to face conversation. Besides the vast majority of the people on here, especially those worth reading, know what a 4G63 can do.
So aside from some people calling others who have fast(er), classy cars ricers and a few overreaching statements about displacement not mattering, I dont see WTF the hang up is here.
Displacement matters a lot, but it can be overcome. There are many, many other factors. Simple.
Damn right. It is always fun bc if you do well or actually win it is even more exciting than if you already expected to win. A SS beat a Eclipse, so what? An Eclipse beat an SS? No ****?!!! It is fun to be the underdog. It makes the victory much sweeter. It's also alot more difficult to own a fast dsm than a ls1 I would think.
Originally Posted by LSINA7
Its funny, every "Ricer" you quoted in this post has an import, and every one of them would whip your cars ***. Its kind of funny. I guess you should
to the imports?
to the imports?And at the end of the day, no matter how "fast" their import may be, they are still driving a riced out piece of trash and I'm still driving a respectable muscle car. Thats my point, and no I don't value your opinion in the least bit
Originally Posted by Wesmanw02
I couldn't care less what the hell they "can do". Bottom line is they're not going to "do" anything.
And at the end of the day, no matter how "fast" their import may be, they are still driving a riced out piece of trash and I'm still driving a respectable muscle car. Thats my point, and no I don't value your opinion in the least bit
And at the end of the day, no matter how "fast" their import may be, they are still driving a riced out piece of trash and I'm still driving a respectable muscle car. Thats my point, and no I don't value your opinion in the least bit

Xakep and diambo4life, are your cars riced out? Mine is stock-bodied. Guess that is riced-out to you? And I think your muscle car is nice, and respectable, but I wouldn't respect your dumbass. Unlike you, I know how fast cars can be and how nice they are, whether domestic or import.
Originally Posted by Vette4LIFE
Damn right. It is always fun bc if you do well or actually win it is even more exciting than if you already expected to win. A SS beat a Eclipse, so what? An Eclipse beat an SS? No ****?!!! It is fun to be the underdog. It makes the victory much sweeter. It's also alot more difficult to own a fast dsm than a ls1 I would think.
sparetire, that is the reason i went from import turbo to ls1, I wanted ti drive, not stare at my datalogger everytime i did a hard pull. Now Im sure a 800whp ls1 can be troublesome too, more power, more problems.
Confused, that **** is funny, bro, lolololol.
Confused, that **** is funny, bro, lolololol.
Originally Posted by Vette4LIFE
sparetire, that is the reason i went from import turbo to ls1, I wanted ti drive, not stare at my datalogger everytime i did a hard pull. Now Im sure a 800whp ls1 can be troublesome too, more power, more problems.
Confused, that **** is funny, bro, lolololol.
Confused, that **** is funny, bro, lolololol.






