Left college and was on the way home and saw this black honda with a non painted black hood riding my ***. so thinking if i were to hit the brakes he would ram me and he would have no insurance. i go around the cars and get in front, well honduh is after me and crap, and holy **** it took him forever to catch up to me.

so he pulls up next to me and attempts to stomp the gas, lol... downshift to 3rd and i was gone. a few 18 wheelers were put between us. so i get to the next light which just turned red. thinking "oh **** i bet hes gonna try to talk to me" so i look over "HOW MUCH POWER U PUSHIN??" i tell him 330, he immediatly says I GOT 180!! ITS TURBOD CANT YOU HEAR IT!! *revs motor high. yes yes, sounds like you got a bird stuck in your intake.. then hes like i got a bottle of nawz at my house!! and he flips a switch up and down. i started laughing for some reason. :laugh: and then he turned right and left.

yes it was a waste of gas, but i got a good laugh out of it. shoulda pained that CARBON FIBER HOOD!! before he started modding an ugly pos..

 

you've got to be kidding me...

 

LMFAO...good one...

 

haha..poor ricer! i think we make more power @ idle then he does squeezing..LOL

 

LOL

Musta been the 1.6 or 1.5 and not very well built (typical rice)

Surprised he didn't say ah man I make more power per liter than you!!!!

Everytime one those bastards say that i say my r/c truck makes more power per liter than their car. Shuts em up everytime!!

 

You told him you have 330WHP with a stock 99 T/A?

Funny store nevertheless.

 

its not thatttt stock

if he had mentioned hp/L i would have laughed in his face

 

That's great! Despite the few civics that are fast, most of them just make me laugh, lol.

 

i wanted to ask if the unpainted hood takes off weight lol

 

What are your mods?

 

I love those scenarios. It really shuts them up when you rev back and have a blow off too!

 

converter, and some exhaust work

 

I love it when they tell me they make more HP per liter so they're more advanced andmore efficient, and that's why imports are better etc etc..

so I tell them that if their honda had the technology that RC cars have, (they are making 5hp out of just 1/2 a cubic inch), his 1.6 liter would have 970hp, so he's not as advanced as he thinks.

they just stare at me funny after that.

 

NO ONE turns right and left.. thats just suicidal! lol good kill

 

Haha, good story. Poor, poor ricer..

 

sounds stupid, but he went right out onto another street, then left into oreilys autoparts

probably had sell on neons