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Old 12-26-2007 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by blackhawk0251
When I was in high school...lol...MAY...I used to drive an X-Cab Xtreme 4.3L...my girlfriend is a grade behind me..but anyways..shes in this medical class (its a technical high school)..and somehow they got on the subject of "big trucks=little dicks" in the class and the teacher got involved (lol)..

He was like "you know rumor has it that guys use big trucks to compensate for something they wouldnt have other wise"..

my girlfriend said "..ohhh..well my boyfriend has a tiny truck" (lmao)

he said "woaa Lindsay..didnt need to hear that..but I guess he shouldnt have anything to worry about "

lol thought it was a funny story
I make fun of those guys sometimes... the funniest part about it is though that the people I see driving the BIGGEST trucks are women so you know... no ***** AT ALL!
Old 12-26-2007 | 06:13 PM
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yea, i see at least 2 Ford Excursions a day driven by women, and those ************* are huge...
Old 12-26-2007 | 06:23 PM
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haha i to sig the one guy, awesome thread. many sig worthy quotes.
Old 12-26-2007 | 09:36 PM
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i would be mad too if a was a 30 yr. broke *** hobo looking bastard loser
rolling in a trashy busted *** 10 yr. old avenger getting smoked by ram air trans ams
Old 12-27-2007 | 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by phoenix305
my dick is so small i pee on my own *****.

Old 12-27-2007 | 04:13 PM
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no wonder i cant get a girl to stay with me maybe i should look into buying a camaro are is it the same for them to since the cars are almost the same

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Old 12-27-2007 | 04:32 PM
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no wonder i cant get a girl top stay with me maybe i should look into buying a camaro are is it the same for them to since the cars are almost the same


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Old 12-27-2007 | 05:28 PM
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HEY! how did he know my dick doesnt hang below my ***** ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Old 12-28-2007 | 07:56 PM
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I can't believe we're still having this conversation.
Old 12-28-2007 | 10:51 PM
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so does driving an avenger mean you're hung like king kong then ?
Old 12-29-2007 | 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by TXFORMULA
so does driving an avenger mean you're hung like king kong then ?
Gay dudes drive Avengers. It doesn't really matter if they have big dongs, they just stick them in other dudes butts anyway. I'd rather have a fast car than a big dick anyway.
Old 12-30-2007 | 09:05 PM
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hahahahahha
Old 12-31-2007 | 03:53 AM
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Hey you guys are lucky, I have an inny. I know it's abnormally small since I have 2 T/As I guess. Plus my WS6 is Red so I guess that makes me a flaming homosexual on top of it. Hey, starting to feel better about myself aleady
Old 01-01-2008 | 08:13 PM
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you know what they say about SS drivers don't you? well......it dont matter bc SS dont mean anything anymore..... :-(
Old 01-02-2008 | 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by lloyd
You'd be mad at the world too if you had to drive a POS Avenger.
Thats Awesome
Old 01-02-2008 | 10:22 PM
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It's true, I read it in the trans am wikipedia.
That's why I bought a Camaro.

It's a good thing you didn't decide to be as mature as he was, because that comment really opened himself up for some embarassment.
Old 01-03-2008 | 04:18 AM
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WTF does that say about a girl who drives a WS6?
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She's a lesbian with a big *****.
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Hey don't bust on the avenger guy, he knows his ****. He's had plenty of small trans am owners dicks in his mouth and ***, he speaks from experience. He probably wasn't trying to offend you, rather he was trying to invite you over.
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Originally Posted by phirepower
Hey don't bust on the avenger guy, he knows his ****. He's had plenty of small trans am owners dicks in his mouth and ***, he speaks from experience. He probably wasn't trying to offend you, rather he was trying to invite you over.
You seem to know him intimately...



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