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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 02:00 AM
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Weather Alert!! Tornado Warning for North Texas. Everyone should head to Cowboy Stadium. No chance of touchdown there!

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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 05:34 AM
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Damn, low blows to the boys.
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 09:41 AM
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Zing!!
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by gun5
weather alert!! Tornado warning for north texas. Everyone should head to cowboy stadium. no chance of touchdown there!
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bada-bing bada-boom
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 09:58 AM
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nice 1
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 10:40 AM
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Good one!! LMAO!
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 11:21 AM
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Go Rams!!!!
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 12:55 PM
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LOL! That's hilarious!
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 02:10 PM
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 02:21 PM
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LMAO. And there you go ladies and gentlemen... We have the jokes of the day.
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 02:47 PM
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LOL what he said
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 03:29 PM
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LOL good jokes

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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 03:40 PM
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Thats some funny **** right there.

Here is 1, How do you quite down the Dallas Cowboy nuthuggers?

A: Wait til Sunday late afternoon or evening after they play.....
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 04:42 PM
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what does the nfl and brokeback mountain have in common?

They both have cowboys that suck

lol
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Old Oct 27, 2010 | 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by foam27
what does the nfl and brokeback mountain have in common?

They both have cowboys that suck

lol

thats just not right

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Old Oct 28, 2010 | 06:25 PM
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damn thats messed up lol
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Old Oct 28, 2010 | 07:27 PM
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I laughed so hard that I'm about to cry
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Old Oct 28, 2010 | 07:33 PM
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LMAO good ones
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Old Oct 28, 2010 | 08:15 PM
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bwahaha!
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Old Oct 29, 2010 | 03:30 PM
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Just in. Jerry Jones is flying the Chilean Miners in to teach the Dallas Cowboys how to dig themselves out of a hole
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