Weather Alert!! Tornado Warning for North Texas. Everyone should head to Cowboy Stadium. No chance of touchdown there!

 

Damn, low blows to the boys.

 

Zing!!

 

bada-bing bada-boom

 

nice 1

 

Good one!! LMAO!

 

Go Rams!!!!

 

LOL! That's hilarious!

 

Texas State Police are cracking down on Speeders
The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.


Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.


Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

 

LMAO. And there you go ladies and gentlemen... We have the jokes of the day.

 

LOL what he said

 

LOL good jokes

Go Titans!!!

 

Thats some funny **** right there.

Here is 1, How do you quite down the Dallas Cowboy nuthuggers?

A: Wait til Sunday late afternoon or evening after they play.....

 

what does the nfl and brokeback mountain have in common?

They both have cowboys that suck

lol

 

thats just not right

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damn thats messed up lol

 

I laughed so hard that I'm about to cry

 

LMAO good ones

 

bwahaha!

 

Just in. Jerry Jones is flying the Chilean Miners in to teach the Dallas Cowboys how to dig themselves out of a hole