40 years of marriage
07-06-2011, 08:46 AM
#1
40 years of marriage After 40 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on she went: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'
'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'
'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'
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07-06-2011, 01:13 PM
#9
A guy suspects his wife of cheating oh him. So he hires a chinese detective. The cheapest one. This is his Report...
Most honorable sir !!
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He she leave house. I follow. He she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He plays with she. She plays with he. I play with me. I fall from tree. I not see. No fee, CHENG LEE.
Most honorable sir !!
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He she leave house. I follow. He she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He plays with she. She plays with he. I play with me. I fall from tree. I not see. No fee, CHENG LEE.
07-06-2011, 01:29 PM
#10
A guy suspects his wife of cheating oh him. So he hires a chinese detective. The cheapest one. This is his Report...
Most honorable sir !!
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He she leave house. I follow. He she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He plays with she. She plays with he. I play with me. I fall from tree. I not see. No fee, CHENG LEE.
Most honorable sir !!
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He she leave house. I follow. He she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He plays with she. She plays with he. I play with me. I fall from tree. I not see. No fee, CHENG LEE.
