Caveman's assault weapon in spring...lmao

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Old 01-10-2013, 10:55 AM
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/Assault-Weap...item2c6b7d67c1


incase the pussies at ebay decide to delete the ad

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I don't care who ya are....thats funny right there
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Wonder if I can mount a forgrip to it?!?!? Make it a hammer
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Originally Posted by Ravenous T\A
Wonder if I can mount a forgrip to it?!?!? Make it a hammer
well played!
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lol I was wondering why people were bidding on this. but it says all the proceeds go to the NRA
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LMAO @ the questions

Questions and answers about this item

Q: This looks like a Rock River Arms weapon. Can you verify?
A: It is a LaRock Tactical. I only deal in high-end rocks.

Q: I forgot to ask if you will accept payment in imitation crab meat.
A: I am Asian, so yes I would consider it.

Q: Pending an all out assault weapon ban, will this Ar-15 be safe to bury if the government decides to confiscate?
A: If they ban rocks, it's time to secede!

Q: Is this the same style assault rock that I see the Palestinians use on TV or a different model?
A: Those are mostly sandstone. This AR15 is metamorphic and thus much denser. Think 45-70 vs. 22LR.

Q: How much carbon build up is present in this AR15 and how easily do you think it can be removed? I would hate for this weapon to jam.
A: It has not yet been carbon-dated but based on the half-life of carbon -14 at ~5750 years, this AR15 will only become more reliable as it ages.
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Originally Posted by Mike96z
LMAO @ the questions

Questions and answers about this item

Q: This looks like a Rock River Arms weapon. Can you verify?
A: It is a LaRock Tactical. I only deal in high-end rocks.

Q: I forgot to ask if you will accept payment in imitation crab meat.
A: I am Asian, so yes I would consider it.

Q: Pending an all out assault weapon ban, will this Ar-15 be safe to bury if the government decides to confiscate?
A: If they ban rocks, it's time to secede!

Q: Is this the same style assault rock that I see the Palestinians use on TV or a different model?
A: Those are mostly sandstone. This AR15 is metamorphic and thus much denser. Think 45-70 vs. 22LR.

Q: How much carbon build up is present in this AR15 and how easily do you think it can be removed? I would hate for this weapon to jam.
A: It has not yet been carbon-dated but based on the half-life of carbon -14 at ~5750 years, this AR15 will only become more reliable as it ages.
With the answers to those questions .... asian indeed!
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This is awesone
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i know. i hope i dont get outbid.
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Ugh, I'd so use that as a back up weapon at work instead of my M4!
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and another one....... http://www.ebay.com/itm/CAVEMAN-AR-A...item3ccdf8369c
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Lmao!
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Originally Posted by BoostJunkieXL
I don't care who ya are....thats funny right there
That's what I said hahaha!!!
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That's good.
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Those Q & A's have me dying
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Classic!!

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