There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky ***** and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

 

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heavens knows where. More stress. He began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. Annoyed, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door he opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa, Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?" And so THAT’S how the tradition of the angel on top of the Christmas tree began….

 

LOL at the santa joke!!

 

hahahah great jokes

 

 

 

like always funny stuff angus

 

that santa joke is great.

 

 

Good thing The Rock wasnt around yet, that tree woulda been turned sideways.

Funny **** Angus.

 

hahha i like that santa joke