Yo Mama
That’s ok cause his momma is Sooo FAT, I didn't say anything but, the concrete cracked the fck up....
J/J
Had to add to the thread
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The Best V8 Stories One Small Block at Time
You gotta tell yo moma to stop changing lipstick color - I'm now getting a freakin Rainbow on my d**k!
Your mommas like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers...
Your mommas so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.
Yo Momma so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out instead of blood
Yo Momma is so fat she sweats Crisco
Yo Momma p*ssy so hairy when she had your brother he died of rugburn
Yo Momma's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking
Yo Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother
Yo Momma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the **** out of the toilet.
Yo Momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car
haha good one.........let keep this thread going.....
SPANKY_LS1's mom is like a bowling ball...she gets picked up,fingerd,thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.
j/k buddy all in fun Last edited by steveo346; Jun 8, 2006 at 05:56 PM.





