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Old Jun 7, 2006 | 07:54 PM
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Spanky hath ruined the fun of the thread
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Old Jun 7, 2006 | 08:33 PM
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Your momma is so fat, She makes FREEWILLY look like a Goldfish
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Old Jun 7, 2006 | 09:37 PM
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Old Jun 7, 2006 | 09:57 PM
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your momma is so stupid if they were to take out her brain and put it in a bird it fly backwards
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Old Jun 7, 2006 | 10:09 PM
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Yo mama is _________ that when she ____________ she _________________....
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Old Jun 7, 2006 | 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ALPHA Q
Yo mama is _________ that when she ____________ she _________________....

mad libs!!!
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Old Jun 7, 2006 | 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by UTEvo8
Spanky hath ruined the fun of the thread


That’s ok cause his momma is Sooo FAT, I didn't say anything but, the concrete cracked the fck up....

J/J

Had to add to the thread



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Old Jun 7, 2006 | 11:58 PM
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Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is Ragu

Yo momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 12:08 AM
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yo momma is like a can of pringles... once you pop, you can't stop
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 01:29 AM
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Yo Mama is so cross-eyed, yo Daddy left her for seeing someone on the side.
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 02:00 AM
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Your momma is so fat where in here right now
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 02:11 AM
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Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 02:13 AM
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Your momma so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 02:17 AM
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Your mommas blind and is seeing another man.
You gotta tell yo moma to stop changing lipstick color - I'm now getting a freakin Rainbow on my d**k!
Your mommas like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers...
Your mommas so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 02:59 AM
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Yo Momma is so fatshe sat on a rainbow and made skittles

Yo Momma so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out instead of blood

Yo Momma is so fat she sweats Crisco

Yo Momma p*ssy so hairy when she had your brother he died of rugburn

Yo Momma's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

Yo Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother

Yo Momma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the **** out of the toilet.

Yo Momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.

Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by slayer_taunu
yo momma is like a can of pringles... once you pop, you can't stop

haha good one.........let keep this thread going.....

SPANKY_LS1's mom is like a bowling ball...she gets picked up,fingerd,thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.

j/k buddy all in fun

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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 09:14 AM
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1992 called and they want their thread back. Thanks!
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by hawgs
1992 called and they want their thread back. Thanks!

That is a thread of it's own there
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 09:48 AM
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yo mama doesn't have a forehead, she has a 5 head.....
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 09:52 AM
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all of this cuz of mtv huh?
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