this is the un-official yo mama thread.....umm unless someone else has made one....but anywho.....feel free to add...u can even say the joke begining with a persons name if u want

dmoneys mom is so fat........everytime she rubbs her legs together i swear i smell bacon

 

Yo mommas so fat when she steps on a scale it says "too be continued"

 

yo mama so fat she wears hula-hoops to keep her socks up.

yo mama so fat she looks at a whole menu and says "okay".

yo mama so fat she drinks gravy for a beverage.

yo mama so fat she reaches over her shoulder to scratch her ***.

 

Yo momma is so stupid, she made this thread look smart.

 

Yo mamas so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus

 

hahaha those are some good ones......lemme see what else?


your mamas like a shotgun, 3 ***** and shes ready to blow....

 

wtf ...........this one actually made me laugh

 

Your Mama so fat she uses diet soap

 

yo mama so nasty i called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection

 

Your mamas so ugly see hung her head out the window and got arested for mooning.

 

Yo mama is so poor, when I went inside her house a rat tripped me and a roach stole my wallet.

classic

 

Yo momma sooo dumb-she tried to alphbetize m&m's

 

Yo Mama So Dumb.....she Got Fired From The M&m Factory For Throwing Away All The W's

 

Yo mama is so fat.... her prom picture weighed 10 lbs.

 

Yo Mama Is So Fat....she Is Like A T.v., Even A 3yr Can Turn Her On

 

yo mamas so old, she dont have a camel toe, she has a chicken gizzard.
yo momas is so dirty, when i walked into her house and asked her where the restroom was, she told me to pick a corner.
yo mamas like a door ****, everyone gets a turn.
yo mamas like the 7-11, open to the public.

 

Yo moma is so fat, when i F--k her i burn my *** on the light bulb.

 

yo mama is so fat, after having sex with her i rolled over twice and i was still on top of her.

 

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

 

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