Yo Mama
yo mommas so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi pad.
yo mommas so stupid, she was staring at a box of orange juice because it said concentrate
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u freaking weirdo...mr bill's mama is so old...................when god said let there be light....she flipped the switch.
......j/k homie SPANKY_LS1's mom is like a bowling bowl...she gets picked up,fingerd,thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.
j/k buddy all in fun???
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yo mommas so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
yo mommas so fat when god said let there be light he told her to move out the way.


