Yo Mama
Originally Posted by 71fulbmpr
I refuse to let this die a slow death............................................. ....................... Yo mama sooo old her social security # is 000-00-0002.
Your momma is so old, she was around when they made that joke.
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Originally Posted by 71fulbmpr
1992 did call and he said that hawgs was only 10 yrs old back then and the only yo mamma joke he knew was the one still breast feeding him.
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You really beleive that I am 30? HAHAHA If you look at the birthdate it is 9/11/76 That date is a tribute the the fallen in NYC and the 76 is a tribute to America's 200th birthday that year. Yo mamma jokes will never go away, and yo mamma soooo fat I had to fill up my hybrid honda twice just to drive around her.
Originally Posted by 71fulbmpr
You really beleive that I am 30? HAHAHA If you look at the birthdate it is 9/11/76 That date is a tribute the the fallen in NYC and the 76 is a tribute to America's 200th birthday that year. Yo mamma jokes will never go away, and yo mamma soooo fat I had to fill up my hybrid honda twice just to drive around her.
So now you're making fun of me for believing the birthday you listed on your profile is your actual birthday? Touche my friend, you got me good... well played. You win.
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From: San Antonio,Tx
Originally Posted by 71fulbmpr
You really beleive that I am 30? HAHAHA If you look at the birthdate it is 9/11/76 That date is a tribute the the fallen in NYC and the 76 is a tribute to America's 200th birthday that year. Yo mamma jokes will never go away, and yo mamma soooo fat I had to fill up my hybrid honda twice just to drive around her.
hahahahahahahahaha love is in the air
keep on keeping on with this thread....its pretty funny that people think that yo mama jokes are really outdated.....but yet they still take time to post and say oh the 1990's called blah blah blah.....get over it and move along
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10 more mama joke and this thread is dead. Now you can put this stuff a www.seatstaysup.com There is a jokes section. 