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Old 12-20-2006, 10:48 AM
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Angry my neighbor is FUking ******

my neighbor is just sooo ******* stupid. i just wanna shoot him...WHY DO YOU CUT GRASS in the morning esp when itz 50 degrees outside and itz WINTER~!??

this ****** gets up 7am and starts his ****** lawn mower cutting YELLOW DEAD GRASS~~ .. plus itz RAINING~!~!!~!~!~~! all the grass was spit on to my driveway.. WTF~?!~?!~?

some old white folks are just too crazy for me..
Old 12-20-2006, 10:49 AM
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take a crap in his yard....that'll teach him
Old 12-20-2006, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Ravenous T\A
take a crap in his yard....that'll teach him




take a leaf blower @ 6:30 am and blow all of your leaves into his yard.
Old 12-20-2006, 10:58 AM
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He wakes you up in the AM wake him up in the PM
Old 12-20-2006, 11:20 AM
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yeah, just step outside with an airhorn at 3 am and blast that ****. Fight back dude, it's fun.
Old 12-20-2006, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by sportinss



take a leaf blower @ 6:30 am and blow all of your leaves into his yard.
I think the leave blower method would work really well! You have to let this jack *** know whos the boss.
Old 12-20-2006, 11:25 AM
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Just do a fat nasty burnout on his driveway at 4 in the morning.
Old 12-20-2006, 11:36 AM
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Maybe you could go talk to him and work something out. Or, you could always just go and damage his property or perpetuate a cold war since he had the audacity to mow his yard at 7am on a weekday!

Jeez, how old are you guys?

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Old 12-20-2006, 11:36 AM
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nah, play fair. Go mow your yard at 10pm. He can't complain, you weren't purposely making noise, you were just mowing your yard. There aren't any rules about mowing at night. Tape a flashlight to the front.
Old 12-20-2006, 11:37 AM
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Better yet, take that airhorn, tape it to one of his trees, and tape the button down. Run.
Old 12-20-2006, 11:43 AM
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I'd go get a pump sprayer and fill it full of diesel and hit every inch of his yard up about midnight...might wanna wait till spring time after he fertilizes/etc. his precious yard
Old 12-20-2006, 12:10 PM
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next time he mows his lawn that early and his grass goes all over ur drive way...get a broom and a dust pan...pick it up like a good neighbor...go knock on his door and show him all the **** he's leaving on ur driveway and ask him not to do it, or to pick it up...of course being an old crazy bastard he'll probably slam the door in ur face, so walk over to his car and dump that **** all over his car
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My neighbor loves to blow the leaves into a pile in his yard (sometimes at 9 at night, sometimes at 7 am). He has done this at least a dozen times, but has only bagged them once. We are friends, so I give him a hard time about it, but he still hasn't bagged the current pile. I think he considers it yard art....

Last weekend the douchebag on the block behind me starting burning leaves/trash in the middle of a gorgeous sat afternoon. Smoke was so thick, I couldn't stay outside. I live in the middle of Houston, so I called the cops, they came over, but he didn't stop. Next day he placed a pile of trash (2 days after heavy trash day) the size of my car on the curb.
Old 12-20-2006, 12:31 PM
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just lay a bunch of rakes ,shovels trash,leave piles and anything thatll fall over on his front door . that way when he opens the door the mess falls in
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Originally Posted by KingSS
Just do a fat nasty burnout on his driveway at 4 in the morning.
I like this idea. Cold Loud *** start up. Turning on car alarms and ****. Make sure you can handle what ever may evolve. You do have to live there.
Old 12-20-2006, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Nine Ball
There aren't any rules about mowing at night. Tape a flashlight to the front.
Sure there is, it's called a noise level ordinance.

Before mowing late at night, make sure you're not violating any laws.
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next time you cut your lawn, do the same to him...teach him some payback
Old 12-20-2006, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by TX_SS
some old white folks are just too crazy for me..
And that has what to do with this?
Old 12-20-2006, 01:58 PM
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FTW !!!


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Originally Posted by -Ross-
And that has what to do with this?
ya i would love to know more about that?!?


back on topic..

wait until it freezes next and then take a waterhose and soak his whole damn driveway!!


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