George Bush's Letter of Resignation
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George Bush's Letter of Resignation If George did happen to quit, His speach might just sound like this.
The speech: George W. Bush
Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.
I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: there's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.
The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people.
I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do
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your homework and figure it out.
Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in the tank. And that's despite record numbers of homeowners including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we're mentioning minorities, I'll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high. Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton Administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but it doesn't seem to have sunk in.
Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security.
We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this "blood for oil" thing. If I was trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied People Died' crap either. If I was the liar you morons take me for, I could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.' Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty. Let me remind you that the rest of the world, including prominent Democrats, thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named 'Clinton' established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you?
You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to outspend and out-tech them.
That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill you. And the bastards are all over the globe.
You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no id ea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor'.
Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.
Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, dammit, you might just as well Fedex a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.
In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter. Most of you would rather watch American Idol.
I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's below sea level and has a hurricane approaching. I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.
So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.
Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there're just enough of you rem- aining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.
So that's it. God bless what's left of America. Some of you know what I mean.
The rest of you, * off.
W
The speech: George W. Bush
Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.
I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: there's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.
The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people.
I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do
________________________________________
your homework and figure it out.
Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in the tank. And that's despite record numbers of homeowners including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we're mentioning minorities, I'll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high. Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton Administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but it doesn't seem to have sunk in.
Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security.
We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this "blood for oil" thing. If I was trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied People Died' crap either. If I was the liar you morons take me for, I could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.' Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty. Let me remind you that the rest of the world, including prominent Democrats, thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named 'Clinton' established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you?
You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to outspend and out-tech them.
That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill you. And the bastards are all over the globe.
You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no id ea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor'.
Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.
Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, dammit, you might just as well Fedex a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.
In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter. Most of you would rather watch American Idol.
I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's below sea level and has a hurricane approaching. I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.
So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.
Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there're just enough of you rem- aining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.
So that's it. God bless what's left of America. Some of you know what I mean.
The rest of you, * off.
W
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07-10-2007, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by sundaydriver
As always, Dick Cheney is in a secure undisclosed location....Saudia Arabia!
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07-10-2007, 06:30 PM
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great speech i just wish the rest of the narrow minded public would actually do some research instead of going off of what they see or hear in the liberal media. that way we might actually be able to go a day without having to deal with some liberal idiot telling us 9/11 was rigged and Bush is killing people to get oil. If you dont like my country, 
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^^ Exactly, liberal media.
Notice how ABC, CBS, CNN, and NBC don't report the rebuilding that is goin gon, just what is being blown up over there...
Notice how ABC, CBS, CNN, and NBC don't report the rebuilding that is goin gon, just what is being blown up over there...
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http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/...-july-2007.htm
I found this on DFWStangs. It was nice to read some positive news.
I found this on DFWStangs. It was nice to read some positive news.
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Originally Posted by Shackleford
Single-digit IQ?
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also i dont really care about allegiance to liberalism, republican, or democratic parties... I am a american. and these different political parties or whatever only serve to divide this great nation. THis being America I believe everyone has the right to freedom of speech . even if you are uninformed on certain historical things that lead to where we are at now.
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Originally Posted by THE PHOENIX PROJECT
hahaha . i think he was joking but are you telling him (and us) that Salem bin laden didn't give George W. Bush a bunch of funding through James R. Bath to start Arbrusto Oil Company? Because he did. What about the fact that the Bin Laden Family are investors (or were ) investors of The Carlyle Group(the United States premier arms manufacturer in which george h.w. bush served on the board of directors) when 911 happened? Most Americans are more informed than you think. Not trying to start anything, but it's a matter of public knowledge and public record. ! I don't type non -factual facts and before anyone tries to say i'm dumb because i said something true , i suggest you pick up a book and read sometime. You might learn what foreign policy is .
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Originally Posted by Shackleford
Then you must be one of those people that believes everything he reads, hears, and sees.
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I used to watch Good Morning America, a while back they had this article about how that you could e-mail them and tell them what you wanted to hear about in Iraq, and it was basically good things(new buisnesses, hospitals, etc.) against bad things(people getting killed, etc.), and they said that they next morning they would give the report. The next day no one said a word about Iraq, it was like that for the rest of the month. Guess Bush was right after all.
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great speech i just wish the rest of the narrow minded public would actually do some research instead of going off of what they see or hear in the liberal media. that way we might actually be able to go a day without having to deal with some liberal idiot telling us 9/11 was rigged and Bush is killing people to get oil. If you dont like my country,
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Originally Posted by THE PHOENIX PROJECT
hahaha . i think he was joking but are you telling him (and us) that Salem bin laden didn't give George W. Bush a bunch of funding through James R. Bath to start Arbrusto Oil Company? Because he did. What about the fact that the Bin Laden Family are investors (or were ) investors of The Carlyle Group(the United States premier arms manufacturer in which george h.w. bush served on the board of directors) when 911 happened? Most Americans are more informed than you think. Not trying to start anything, but it's a matter of public knowledge and public record. ! I don't type non -factual facts and before anyone tries to say i'm dumb because i said something true , i suggest you pick up a book and read sometime. You might learn what foreign policy is .
that information is false... and if you are willing to put up the money I can prove you wrong!!!!! :deal: