Lol....must be falling apart, or already broken. Beware.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2006-...=p4506.c0.m245


32? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

ADULT OWNED... NEVER TRACKED, OR ABUSED!
I'VE SEEN THE LISTED COMPETITION, AND FRANKLY, THERE IS NONE!
THIS TURBO V IS NATIONALLY RECOGNIZED AND KNOWN WORLDWIDE AS THE WORLDS FIRST
SINGLE TURBO CTS-V ON EARTH.


man, doesnt sound like him talking does it? LMAO,,,,i hope the buyer doesnt know about youtube since this car has never been abused lol

 

We noticed, it's in the MikeNice sticky...

 

Pshhh...HA!

You should you buy it ctsvfl....

Then boost it off a cliff...

 

Oh the poor schmuck that buys this thing, comes online and introduces himself & his new car... only to be bombarded with bad news.

 

That car has had more brorape done in it then most prisons.

 

Lol i just noticed hes from CT


I should go test drive it for fun , i bet it is hella fun to drove



I wonder if it realy makes 591TQ 551HP ?

If so the guy is a clown but I bet that V is qwk..

 

0 Bids so far... too bad he had to be an asshat because I bet there are a **** ton of lurkers out there that Have seen his car and would possibly bid on it or buy it if he was a cool guy...... Bleed dat LOL

 

does this mean we are going to lose you on the forum? or are you gonna build the "Earths Fastest and First Triple Turbo V with a chrome intake tube, hole in the trunk, door, and back seat, with dubs and Cadillac lettering written on fifteen sections of the car"?

 

hey hey, he did remove the V badges.....

and as for possible buyers....through ebay, i asked about vids and he told me about the youtube vids. so apparently he doesnt think he abuses his car.

Michael, just how much blow-by does it have?

 

Well let's hope that's true, because when you relist it, you'll look dumber than usual.
I won't be surprised if he bids on his own car with his ebay troll names....

 

Wait, he has to google that. He'll be back with an answer soon.....

 

why are you selling it??

 

he cant afford the payments i assume.

 

I hope whoever buys it does come here and tell us he/she can beat us all..and then gets it to a track..and doesn't "simulate" the car's performance and actually proves it.

 

Haha I have people always pm me questions on how they love my V and seen it all over the net and it has inspired them. This is because it looks unique and tasteful. Oh and im not a major Staten Island Dooosher!

Your car is unique as well and Im sure fast but the way you beat on it it will never last....

Your car is a hooker ...my car is a hot girlfriend/wife material
Yours fun to drive but dangerous and unreliable.. mine is one that u want to hold on too very classy and reliable LOL

Plus you never answered why your selling it.

I would guess
1. diff is garbage
2. moter mounts are gone
3. clunk is getting bad
4. Your just getting nervous running on a stock block and sick to your stomach that you hacked up your nice car and wish you could have the stock V back



Btw im still under warrenty so I will be mostly stock until at least 2011

and your car will never look this sweet

 

That's all folks...

 

bretman...your car is the biggest piece of crap in the world and nobody would ever even notice it, and nice michael has the one and only single turbo ctsv and he wins car shows and smokes bugatti veyrons all day everyday....baleet dat! thats why he wants to dump it on someone so he can get a V2.

if your so ballin mike, why havent you ordered one and paid cash money for it already?


and if the LS2 is so ******* superior, why are they rated at the same HP? and why have i seen videos of C5Z06s walk away from C6s with the same mods??? your a nimrod. im not saying the LS2 isnt a great motor, but to compare a LS6 to a L98 or a LT1 is asinine....

 

LOL yeah ol mikey is such a tard .... its like watching a kid with down syndrome bang his head against a wall.... you cant help but try and tell him to stop ... but for some reason it feels good to act like a retard afterall

 

why are you worried about saving money? you are the ballinest ************ ever arent you?

oh, i forgot, your current car is worth more than the shitty apartment that you rent.

you claim that you are ballin' outta control, yet you cant afford to get the V2 yet. you claim that your car is OG and better than anyone else's, yet you want to get a V2 just like other members on here already have.

havent you talked **** about how your ride is better than their V2s????

i dont claim to be the ****, but ive got a nice home and a family. my wife drives a new tahoe, you know what i drive, and ive got my beautiful baby that i get complements on every time i pull her outta the garage.....1996 Camaro SS that i have personally done all the mods to. ever seen my fquick page???

stop hatin' on everyone else and trying to one-up everyone. chill out man and be cool. life is way better that way.

and by the way, bret's V is much better looking than yours.

sorry playa. you're doin' too much....