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Old 03-04-2012, 05:16 PM
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Default X Wife Ride..... Stroker LS 404 ci

Well i went over to my X wifes house to pick up my son & my X wife
Runs outta the house & says " Give me a Ride "...!!!

Im like...how about later on...another day... she says... Now !
Gas is about 4.50 per Gal. Im thinkin...this is gonna cost me. lol

I agreed to take her for a quick spin...& the new 404 ci motor is about broken in. I took her down an industrial street... Smashed the gas pedal..
& oh my God... the car smoked the tires in first , second & third gear.
Yes..i said 3 rd gear. In other words the car never gained traction...Not even in Drive. I saw my x's face & im sure i scared the **** outta her. lol.

Dam.... Im so glad i built a Stroker motor. It has already begun to pay off.
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Originally Posted by NOS LS1
I agreed to take her for a quick spin...& the new 404 ci motor is about broken in. I took her down an industrial street... Smashed the gas pedal..
& oh my God... the car smoked the tires in first , second & third gear.
Yes..i said 3 rd gear. In other words the car never gained traction...Not even in Drive. I saw my x's face & im sure i scared the **** outta her. lol.
lol i love these reactions
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You are nicer than me... I wouldn't give my X a ride even just to scare her.
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Funny Guys... LOL
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If she didn't wet her pants you failed.
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Nicer than I am..
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Uhhh... how is this a win? She's your X so youve obviously already hit it.... She rode in it and didnt let you get some??? I fail to see the win here... Lie to me man, lie to me!!
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i figured you were gonna leave her at the industrial park or something and tell her to walk home.
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^^^ hahahaha
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Lol....tuck n roll bish..
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took her for a ride and she didnt put out? i see why she is the ex
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haha nice
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take her for a ride, let her trust you. she gets out, gas it, run her over
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then again, any woman running at me yelling give me a ride, I just assume and drop my pants
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He said it has already began to pay of so he got something hope the kid wasnt in the car
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Drop my Pants...? Leave her at the industrial park ? Run her over...?
A..ha haa haa

LOL You guys are to Friggen FUNNY !!
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Lmao!!!!
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Nice, sounds like a sweet build
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Default Offer her another ride ??

Do you guys think i should offer her another ride once i install the 2 stage Nitrous system... ?? Put slicks or drag radials on the car & Hit the N20 outta the hole ? Dont you think her eyes would bulge even further outta her head ? LOL
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Offer her a ride to your bed


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