Starter Will Not Engage
I crawl under the car and see that the starter has just killed itself, cracking the little bolt ear that holds the short bolt. Worried that the block might've cracked as well, I take the starter off and see that the block is absolutely fine. The starter mounting ear just falls right off. So, I go to autozone and buy myself a starter, just some cheapo Duralast. When I get back, I pull all the spark plugs and the airbox. I check both for any signs of water, thinking I might have some hydrolock on my hands. The #3 spark plug is indeed wet, but only slightly and all others are perfectly dry. The airbox/filter/throttle body/intake are all dry as a bone. Crossing my fingers, I install the new starter to try and force the water out of the spark plug holes. When I go to turn it over, it gives me a slight grinding noise and then just stops dead, with the key turned all the way as if I'm cranking it. No THUNK or CLUD or anything like it hit something, just stops. I stop cranking it, go below the car, remove the starter, look it over. reinstall torqueing both bolts appropriately and examining all wiring connections. Everything looks normal.
Before I go to crank it again, I clean up my battery terminals. They look shiny now and the headlights, interior lights, and radio work great. So I go to crank the car, and the starter just spins, or at least sounds like it's spinning. Go under the car, reinstall it again and go over everything, same thing. Just spins. Now, after every unsuccessful cranking, when I turn the key all the way to off as if to remove it, my speedo and tach gauge needles simultaneously go to about 3/4 around their respective circles and then go back to rest. This happens relatively quickly and has NEVER EVER EVER happened before.
I need help fellas. Is my engine hydrolocked? I don't know because I can't even turn it over (very limited on tools right now, can't turn it by hand) and even if I could, my starter won't engage. What gives? Any advice?
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