It’s only a true horse **** if it’s spec’d by darth

 

So... I just totally googled Horse **** Cams on a guberment computer... Let's just say, it comes up with what you think... LMAO. Great, now I have to delete my browsing history.

 

Lmao I made that mistake yesterday

 

Another slogan... Horse **** Cams, ribbed for maximum punishment.

 

Horse **** Cams is an aspiring new company. A division of HioCrew. It’s actually just jaik and I right now

 

God help anyone who googles it... lol. That's freaking awesome.

 

And here I find myself thinking of more slogans... I've been in the military way too long not to be thinking about some **** jokes. We never grow up.

Here's another:

Your engine has never sucked air until its sucked it though a horse ****.

The possibilities are endless lmao.

 

I know lmao. The name and logo are so good we almost have to roll with it. Im the visionary and Jake takes care of the nuts and bolts lmao

I’m like hey jaik I want a Cam that does exactly this, for this setup in this rpm range cause it’ll work awesome

Then hes like, BRB....

20 minutes later boom he’s got great specs ready for me

 

Actually I'd bet its the first hit, because it'll be the only clean site with those words.

 

Sounds like he'll be doing most of the work lol. I've got another one...

Maximize your block with a horse ****. You won't have to bore it after this thing gets done with it.

 

You say "clean" lol. After this many puns my face hurts from laughing.

 

Not just you, buddy! lol

 

Rape your competition in a way they never forget

 

How about this one:

Horse **** cams: Your butt dyno isn't going to know what hit it.

 

We can do a bukake line to handle tons of spray. Spray all you want. She can take it

 

Or...

Rape can be forgotten, but the scars from a horse **** will never truly heal.

 

Watch out guys, this might become LS1Tech's one and only R-rated sticky.... REALLY sticky....

 

Lol... That's how you make a mess of the competition. It used to be called "cleaning up", until the horse **** came along and changed the game.

 

Lol. REALLY sticky

 

I know it's not a horse ****, but it is close... what do you think of this?