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Old Mar 16, 2018 | 04:45 PM
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It’s only a true horse **** if it’s spec’d by darth
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So... I just totally googled Horse **** Cams on a guberment computer... Let's just say, it comes up with what you think... LMAO. Great, now I have to delete my browsing history.
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So... I just totally googled Horse **** Cams on a guberment computer... Let's just say, it comes up with what you think... LMAO. Great, now I have to delete my browsing history.
Lmao I made that mistake yesterday
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Another slogan... Horse **** Cams, ribbed for maximum punishment.
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Old Mar 16, 2018 | 07:00 PM
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Horse **** Cams is an aspiring new company. A division of HioCrew. It’s actually just jaik and I right now
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Horse **** Cams is an aspiring new company. A division of HioCrew. It’s actually just jaik and I right now
God help anyone who googles it... lol. That's freaking awesome.
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Old Mar 16, 2018 | 07:20 PM
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And here I find myself thinking of more slogans... I've been in the military way too long not to be thinking about some **** jokes. We never grow up.

Here's another:

Your engine has never sucked air until its sucked it though a horse ****.

The possibilities are endless lmao.
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And here I find myself thinking of more slogans... I've been in the military way too long not to be thinking about some **** jokes. We never grow up.

Here's another:

Your engine has never sucked air until its sucked it though a horse ****.

The possibilities are endless lmao.
I know lmao. The name and logo are so good we almost have to roll with it. Im the visionary and Jake takes care of the nuts and bolts lmao

I’m like hey jaik I want a Cam that does exactly this, for this setup in this rpm range cause it’ll work awesome

Then hes like, BRB....

20 minutes later boom he’s got great specs ready for me
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God help anyone who googles it... lol. That's freaking awesome.
Actually I'd bet its the first hit, because it'll be the only clean site with those words.
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Sounds like he'll be doing most of the work lol. I've got another one...

Maximize your block with a horse ****. You won't have to bore it after this thing gets done with it.
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Actually I'd bet its the first hit, because it'll be the only clean site with those words.
You say "clean" lol. After this many puns my face hurts from laughing.
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You say "clean" lol. After this many puns my face hurts from laughing.
Not just you, buddy! lol
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Originally Posted by ChopperDoc
Sounds like he'll be doing most of the work lol. I've got another one...

Maximize your block with a horse ****. You won't have to bore it after this thing gets done with it.
Rape your competition in a way they never forget
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Originally Posted by G Atsma
Not just you, buddy! lol
How about this one:

Horse **** cams: Your butt dyno isn't going to know what hit it.
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We can do a bukake line to handle tons of spray. Spray all you want. She can take it
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Originally Posted by Darth_V8r
Rape your competition in a way they never forget
Or...

Rape can be forgotten, but the scars from a horse **** will never truly heal.
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Watch out guys, this might become LS1Tech's one and only R-rated sticky.... REALLY sticky....
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Originally Posted by G Atsma
Watch out guys, this might become LS1Tech's one and only R-rated sticky.... REALLY sticky....
Lol... That's how you make a mess of the competition. It used to be called "cleaning up", until the horse **** came along and changed the game.
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Watch out guys, this might become LS1Tech's one and only R-rated sticky.... REALLY sticky....
Lol. REALLY sticky
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I know it's not a horse ****, but it is close... what do you think of this?

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