The OFFICIAL LTX Shootout 09 smack talkin thread
08-24-2008, 02:10 PM
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I'm gonna slap Sikora's car down too......
We gonna fill the Outlaw class this year...... one nice car (mine) and a bunch of jalopies that barely run.....
Hope all of you have your AAA cards re-up'd..... Some of you are gonna be looking to get towed home.... After I'm done towing you down the track....
We gonna fill the Outlaw class this year...... one nice car (mine) and a bunch of jalopies that barely run.....
Hope all of you have your AAA cards re-up'd..... Some of you are gonna be looking to get towed home.... After I'm done towing you down the track....
08-24-2008, 02:38 PM
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I said I was going for the fastest NITROUS pass last year and my car wasn't ready, its still not ready but it should be by then. So hold on there Outlaw. My cars about to make it's first passes of the year. The question is what is it going to do when it gets hit with two guns?
08-24-2008, 04:49 PM
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you guys think your all legit, i just spent 44 consecutive hours porting and polishing my tornado. my warm up past will be a 8.23 in reverse. out of my driveway.
08-24-2008, 04:51 PM
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08-24-2008, 09:20 PM
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I'm gonna slap Sikora's car down too......
We gonna fill the Outlaw class this year...... one nice car (mine) and a bunch of jalopies that barely run.....
Hope all of you have your AAA cards re-up'd..... Some of you are gonna be looking to get towed home.... After I'm done towing you down the track....
We gonna fill the Outlaw class this year...... one nice car (mine) and a bunch of jalopies that barely run.....
Hope all of you have your AAA cards re-up'd..... Some of you are gonna be looking to get towed home.... After I'm done towing you down the track....
Hey Outlaw, I guess I could shut it off at half track to.........it will save gas and keep it fair.
08-24-2008, 10:37 PM
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In the spirit of trash talk....
After I finish *** raping all of you apes on the track, I'm gonna have each and everyone of your girls and (attractive) female relatives perform sadistic acts of tongue wrangling upon my cockus region. Once I tire of this, expect to devour piles of my defecation matter while I **** all over your door handles.
I'm kidding... my car sucks
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08-25-2008, 12:03 AM
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In the spirit of trash talk....
After I finish *** raping all of you apes on the track, I'm gonna have each and everyone of your girls and (attractive) female relatives perform sadistic acts of tongue wrangling upon my cockus region. Once I tire of this, expect to devour piles of my defecation matter while **** all over your door handles.
I'm kidding... my car sucks
After I finish *** raping all of you apes on the track, I'm gonna have each and everyone of your girls and (attractive) female relatives perform sadistic acts of tongue wrangling upon my cockus region. Once I tire of this, expect to devour piles of my defecation matter while **** all over your door handles.
I'm kidding... my car sucks
08-25-2008, 06:23 AM
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After I finish *** raping all of you apes on the track, I'm gonna have each and everyone of your girls and (attractive) female relatives perform sadistic acts of tongue wrangling upon my cockus region. Once I tire of this, expect to devour piles of my defecation matter while I **** all over your door handles.
I'm kidding... my car sucks
I'm kidding... my car sucks
08-25-2008, 08:31 AM
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Tony, I'm gonna drag that lipstick red ice cream truck down the quarter mile.... The blue monster is coming... And I'm not talking about the low carb energy drink that you've been drinking at midnight so as to avoid sleep so you can wrench on that showcar.... I'm talking about the blue monster that haunts your dreams...... The blue monster with the heart of pure evil, forged in the fires of CSM Race Engines... An engine that shows no mercy, a motor that knows not compassion.... A motor to rule them all.....
The Wrath of The Big Squeeze will cause a trembling sensation in your *** that will fecalize your drivers seat and cause diaper rash on your anus. Than after the spanking I will pay for your doctor visit to clean up your behind and I will even pay to have your racing suite dry cleaned just because I am a nice guy!
For Stefan D. We have been in each others shadows for many years never to have met up at the track yet. You have been watching me and I have been watching you. We knew the day would come and that day is near. I will make you continue to have nightmares about my car. Vodo magic at its best! That rear red/black spoiler you have been seeing in your dreams will come to reality in K.C.
For Chris Sykora (Z8's). You better take those twins and put life insurance on them. They will be working so damn hard to stay up with me they will have heart attacks and die.
For Ellis. Take your engine out of your car and put in that Hummer because you can humb with the best of them. The smack will be put down so hard on you it will drive you into the ground and you will need that Hummer to pull you out!
For Taner. I don't have one for you because I am still laughing at the one Outlaw did to you! LMAO!
For everyone else! Just show the hell up!
T shep
p.s..........remember guys...this is just for fun.
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08-25-2008, 10:15 AM
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Can you Believe the guy that had the Idea for this thing SOLD his damn car??? Two years ago he is hitting me up to do a LTx race and now he sold like a Smurf belly puppy!
Tony Beware of what you ask for. My car runn's! You already got the red and black so I will add a little blue for that *** whoopin' coming your way!
Tony Beware of what you ask for. My car runn's!
You already got the red and black so I will add a little blue for that *** whoopin' coming your way! 