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Old 08-18-2006, 04:12 PM
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Talking So I'm driving by the Kane County Women's Prision this afternoon...

... and I see a coupe of female inmates outside being guarded by a corrections officer with a rifle. These female inmates were wearing the type of prison outfits that you would see back in the old movies... or better yet The Three Stooges... big white and black stripped outfits. Anyway... so I roll down the window and yell, "Hey... how about a conjical visit!"
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Originally Posted by NoMoreLS1
... and I see a coupe of female inmates outside being guarded by a corrections officer with a rifle. These female inmates were wearing the type of prison outfits that you would see back in the old movies... or better yet The Three Stooges... big white and black stripped outfits. Anyway... so I roll down the window and yell, "Hey... how about a conjical visit!"
Whatd they say? Git R done!
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You know those bitches are craving ****. I would have stopped, got out, shown them my dick, then got back in the car like it was nothing.
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hahaha, funny ****
Old 08-19-2006, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt D
You know those bitches are craving ****. I would have stopped, got out, shown them my dick, then got back in the car like it was nothing.
You would have gotten back in your car after showing them your dick because it was nothing?
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My dad used to say "I couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a handful of pardons".

This reminded me of that....
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Originally Posted by NoMoreLS1
You would have gotten back in your car after showing them your dick because it was nothing?
Yep. Two inches is nothing.




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