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Old 01-02-2007, 09:36 PM
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Default Lady gave birth at Home Depot in Darien, IL

Some weird **** that I was glad to have missed. I was picking up baseboard and the cashier was talking to a lady Darien cop about the lady that had her child in home depot, just two hours before I got there. Some lady's water broke right at the exit door and they said the child slid down her pant leg. Ambulance came, hauled them away. Naaaasssty, can someone say "cleanup by register four?"

Just had to share that weird *** news with you guys. Kids gonna become a contractor for sure.
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That is f-ed up man. The kid slid down the pant leg? Holy ****!
Glad I missed that!
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I cant see how a girl would be that loose..... B.S.

Girls have to push ya know LOL
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yeah see thats when they're laying down, gravity helps when your standing up, thats how they used to do it in the old days!!
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Wow. WTF. I was just there earlier today at the Petsmart a few doors down.
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sick that is just sick gross eehh
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Think i'll just stick to home depot on woodward in DG....... ehhhhh
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Lol!!!
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Originally Posted by JUICED96Z
I cant see how a girl would be that loose..... B.S.

not true, i've seen this happen.
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So is the babies name going to be "Home Depot --insert last name here--"?
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What the hell is she doing in home depot when she's about to pop anyway?
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What the hell is she doing in home depot when she's about to pop anyway?
Buying stuff to decorate the babies room.....she's obviously a procrastinator.
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damn i in there all the time the job we are working at now is right on the canal in lemont!
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I hate that Home Depot .. they never have any casheirs.. Woodridge one on Woodward is gooder
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Originally Posted by TryingT/A
Some lady's water broke right at the exit door and they said the child slid down her pant leg. Ambulance came, hauled them away. Naaaasssty, can someone say "cleanup by register four?"
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Originally Posted by Superman
I hate that Home Depot .. they never have any casheirs.. Woodridge one on Woodward is gooder
Ha, "gooder" Anyway, the baby sliding down the leg makes you reconsider which Home depot you go to. But it is true, the lady darien cop said so, and cops wouldn't lie, right?
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Then why not have everyone give birth standing up and let gravity help?
Just build something to hold the ladies up. Not any more dangerous, doctors have to hold onto the baby so it does not fall to the floor or risk it now anywase???


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Originally Posted by JUICED96Z
Then why not have everyone give birth standing up and let gravity help?
Just build something to hold the ladies up. Not any more dangerous, doctors have to hold onto the baby so it does not fall to the floor or risk it now anywase???


Curious
Id ponder upon this and then try to get a patent for this port-a-potty-like invention
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Had to do it
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Originally Posted by TryingT/A
Id ponder upon this and then try to get a patent for this port-a-potty-like invention


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! getting people to try it out might be rather difficult lol.


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