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Old 02-03-2007, 10:16 PM
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This just in.......

Chicago area stores have all run out of Kleenex in anticipation of a loss Sunday night at the Super Bowl......lots of crying is expected to take place in the Windy City.
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funny......i just heard that there has become a tampon shortage in Indy for similar reasons.

Bears---> <---Colts.



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Indianapolis Colts football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white substance on the practice field. Head coach Tony Dungy immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again..
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Originally Posted by 88monte
Indianapolis Colts football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white substance on the practice field. Head coach Tony Dungy immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again..

Hell yeah! Da Bears!
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Originally Posted by 88monte
Indianapolis Colts football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white substance on the practice field. Head coach Tony Dungy immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again..
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Go Bears!!
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I saw the same article! but it was because everyone stocked up in anticipation of tears of joy

DA BEARS!
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The hottest article of clothing in gay fashion.........Bears jerseys

So anyone wearing a Bears jersey must be gay right?
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THE BEARS ARE BETTER THAN THE DONKEYS!!
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This thread is now awsome!
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Originally Posted by Moparnos (The SLP Guy)

THE BEARS ARE BETTER THAN THE DONKEYS!!
Indianapolis Colts football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white substance on the practice field. Head coach Tony Dungy immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again..

WOW & WOW!!!
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Originally Posted by SPANKY LS1
Lovie Smith is a strong Christian man. I couldn't ever see him say stuff like this...

At least the Colts never made a stupid music video to go along with an equally-stupid shuffle.
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Originally Posted by y2k_ta
Lovie Smith is a strong Christian man. I couldn't ever see him say stuff like this...

At least the Colts never made a stupid music video to go along with an equally-stupid shuffle.
dont be jealous, because you guys dont have a shuffle
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Originally Posted by y2k_ta on 12-26-2006, 08:17 AM
Anyone with half a running game can whip the Colts. They're pathetic.
My thoughts exactly! GO BEARS!!!!!

Here is what Da Coach thinks about The Colts chances today....
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Originally Posted by y2k_ta
Lovie Smith is a strong Christian man. I couldn't ever see him say stuff like this...

At least the Colts never made a stupid music video to go along with an equally-stupid shuffle.
Instead they had a shitty remix of a even shittier rap song made about them. COLTS SUCK


GO BEARS!
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Originally Posted by y2k_ta
Lovie Smith is a strong Christian man. I couldn't ever see him say stuff like this...

At least the Colts never made a stupid music video to go along with an equally-stupid shuffle.

i agree on both accounts! i think the Colts are a very respectable team for the record, but i think the Bears will have the upper hand so long as Grossman plays to his capability rather than on his bad days when he's know to toss up 2-4 IT's. largely, it's gonna come down to wether or not the Colts can continue to stop the running game. we'll know in less than 2 1/2 hrs!
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the cheerleaders will get more play than the colts will
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Originally Posted by SPANKY LS1
My thoughts exactly! GO BEARS!!!!!

Here is what Da Coach thinks about The Colts chances today....
Thats some funny ****.
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F- this!


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