NO Sense of Humor
06-26-2006, 10:01 AM
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NO Sense of Humor After being married for 25 years, I took a look at Linda one day and said:
Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
sofa bed, and watched a 10" black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 20-year old blond. Now we have a nice house,
nice car, big bed, and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 45-year
old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 20-year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and
sleeping on a sofa bed watching a 10" black and white TV!
Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
sofa bed, and watched a 10" black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 20-year old blond. Now we have a nice house,
nice car, big bed, and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 45-year
old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 20-year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and
sleeping on a sofa bed watching a 10" black and white TV!
06-26-2006, 12:20 PM
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Mark, when ya reach my age, ya look in the mirror and are happy ya still got that former hottie. The girls have a way of looking younger than us after a certain point. Not that I don't still appreciate 20 y/o Hotties!
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06-26-2006, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Steve Goodwin
Stick with Linda.
Kinda like going to car shows, some of the cars look hot, but I am plenty happy driving mine.
Kinda like going to car shows, some of the cars look hot, but I am plenty happy driving mine.
