The Official Rag on the Cowboys thread. Lmao Funny stuff here!!
09-26-2007 | 11:22 AM
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The Official Rag on the Cowboys thread. Lmao Funny stuff here!! Please share something if you have it. I found these pretty damn funny..
So now they say we're supposed to believe that the Cryboys are, "America's Team"?!?!?!? What's with that? Well I'll tell ya one thing...If the Cowgirls are "America's Team", then America is in sad shape. Speaking of which...
Jerry Jones was really upset with Irvin for the hotel room incident. After all, Irvin did get caught with coke instead of Pepsi. Jones was overheard yelling at Irvin: I said Pepsi and Nike, not coke and nookie!
Q: How do you get a Cowboy to stand up?
A: Say "Will the defendant please rise."
Q: Why does Texas Stadium have Astroturf?
A: To keep the fans from grazing during the game.
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.
And to finish my little Anti Cowboy humor......
Try singing the following song to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas".
There's a football team in Dallas
They wear those big blue stars
They all get high on cocaine
Get drunk and crash their cars
They like to punch their girlfriends
And enter planes with guns
So when I see the Cowboys lose
It's always lots of fun....
DON FLAMESUIT!!!!!!!!!
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So now they say we're supposed to believe that the Cryboys are, "America's Team"?!?!?!? What's with that? Well I'll tell ya one thing...If the Cowgirls are "America's Team", then America is in sad shape. Speaking of which...
Jerry Jones was really upset with Irvin for the hotel room incident. After all, Irvin did get caught with coke instead of Pepsi. Jones was overheard yelling at Irvin: I said Pepsi and Nike, not coke and nookie!
Q: How do you get a Cowboy to stand up?
A: Say "Will the defendant please rise."
Q: Why does Texas Stadium have Astroturf?
A: To keep the fans from grazing during the game.
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.
And to finish my little Anti Cowboy humor......
Try singing the following song to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas".
There's a football team in Dallas
They wear those big blue stars
They all get high on cocaine
Get drunk and crash their cars
They like to punch their girlfriends
And enter planes with guns
So when I see the Cowboys lose
It's always lots of fun....
DON FLAMESUIT!!!!!!!!!
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09-27-2007 | 09:25 AM
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Yeah I thought that **** was pretty funny, My team ain't the Greatest so I should have no room to talk at as well. But I just could not re-frame my self. Lmao. I have a whole bunch more stuff too. But I figured that was enough..
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