Death of a fart can
12-25-2003, 05:26 PM
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Death of a fart can If hearing about a ricer getting served on the street and with a fist is what you like, read on. I live outside Sacramento, CA, and anyone who lives down here knows that a total cruising spot on Fridays and Saturdays is Sunrise BLVD. I am on X-Mas break right now, so every night is like a friday or saturday, so every night this week has had some sweet cars cruising. Two of my friends and I took my car down there just to see whats crackin and get some Krispy Kreme Donuts (yummy). About 4 lights down a little riced out integra pulls next to me and revs. Normally I dont waste gas on those things, but he needed an embarassment, as he had a female in the passenger seat and looked like he was 40. To make it fair, I started in second. Needless to say it was beyond an *** beating, and we ended up at Krispy Kreme down the road. We both parked a few spaces apart, and I couldnt help myself but comment on his car. Using the new term I picked up from this site I said "That fart-can didnt help eh? Too bad". He then felt it neccessary to "accidentally" kick my bumper as he walked by. Mistake. A fake left to his head and a nice jab to his ribs with my right set him straight (and to the ground) 
. By this point, all his manhood was smashed. His chick screamed, my friends laughed, then there was much rejoicing over donuts. The greatest part was he got served in front of his girlfriend, by me, a 16 year old kid. I love my car 
. Will they ever learn?
. By this point, all his manhood was smashed. His chick screamed, my friends laughed, then there was much rejoicing over donuts. The greatest part was he got served in front of his girlfriend, by me, a 16 year old kid. I love my car . Will they ever learn? 
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12-27-2003, 02:02 AM
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Hey buddy! Where exactly do you live? I live in Newcastle but go to school at Granite Bay and do all my stuff in Granite Bay and Roseville. I myself have been down Sunrise a few times. MAJOR racing spot. I always go to Krispy Kreme also, always a damn cop there too lol. Maybe we can meet up sometime and kick some ricer *** together... 
Ever been to In&Out on Eureka and 80? Thats a sweet spot for rice also.
Ever been to In&Out on Eureka and 80? Thats a sweet spot for rice also.
12-28-2003, 03:15 PM
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damn should have at least ripped something off. kickin someones **** like that is just ****** childish. **** my truck is ugly as ****, but if you ****** kick the bastard. ill just have to break my size 15 boot off in the side of his face!
Nice kill and *** kickin!!
Nice kill and *** kickin!!
12-29-2003, 09:46 PM
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I hate people who mess with others vehicles. I would have used a curb like a bottle opener on the guys front teeth. Then p1ssed on him. Right in front of his girlfriend. Not cool.
12-30-2003, 01:35 AM
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This is definitely the best kill story I've read since SSharkSS's ripping the wing off one. THIS IS WHY I READ THE KILL SECTION!!!
Awesome man. Keep it up. Next time fake him at the ribs and knock his ******' teef out.
Awesome man. Keep it up. Next time fake him at the ribs and knock his ******' teef out.
