My most satisfying kill ever!
08-12-2010, 11:34 PM
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My most satisfying kill ever! Ok this race happened sometime in May 2010, but I never posted it for whatever reason. Anyway, a couple years ago I was driving around town when I see a very clean black hatch 240sx with a front JDM conversion. He had black wheels with a polished lip. I pull up next to him and he looks over and smiles. I slightly blip the throttle in 2nd so he can hear my pipes and I guess he thought I was trying to race him on that street so he hits it at the same time and we both let off like 1-2 seconds after the hit.
He definitely has a turbo because it was loud as hell. I roll down my window and said "Lets go on the freeway". He replies "It ain't even like that". So I'm thinking what the hell. Whatever, I go on my way and go home. A few months after that I find out he works with my girlfriend and he saw me picking her up one day and he started showing off in the parking lot smashing/revving so I could hear his turbo/blow off valve or whatever. I didn't think much about calling him out so we just went home.
The next day my girlfriend tells me that he went up to her and some of her co-workers that I know and said "I smoked your boyfriend hella bad a while back. I smoke Camaro's & Trans Ams all day". My girlfriend said she got mad and said "Race him today then. I'll tell him right now so you could run him". He said "Whatever", laughs and walks away. Then I talk to her co-worker who had a LS1 Z/28 and he said "Yeah he talks hella **** about muscle cars and he did tell me he smoked your ****".
Now, I'm starting to get pissed because that little incident was never even a race. So I tell her co-worker the whole story and how we never even ran. About 2-3 months after that I finally see him while I'm picking up my girl. I'm in the beater mind you so he has no idea who I was at first. I drive up to him and his ricer buddies and say "I'm the one with the SS that you said you smoked. My girl and Sergio told me you smoked me and that you beat Camaro's all day. Let's run right now. I'll go home and pick my car up." LOL! He replies "Nah, I have a blown head gasket right now." I just thought to myself whatever and drove off without saying anything.
May comes around and I decided to take my car for a spin around 11am. It was nice and sunny so I had to go for a spirited drive. I'm driving around near the mall and didn't come across any worthy opponents. I decide to head towards the freeway and go home. As I'm about to turn right at a stop light and go towards the freeway I see him across the intersection at the stop light going the same direction. So I drive slowly until he catches up to me. We get on the freeway and he instantly hits the left lane and pulls up next to me. He looks over and smiles and we both get in gear.
I wait, and bam he hits it and I hit it right when he does and I'm pulling him pretty good. By the top of 4th I had 2 cars on him and I let off. He pulls up next to me again and said "I wasn't ready". I was thinking "WHAT! You're the one who hit it first liar". So we run 1 more time and I hold up 3 fingers. I honk 3 times and we both hit it and it was the same outcome. I threw him a thumbs up and he just looks at me and turns away as I get off the exit. I laughed and thought "That's what you get you cocky ricer". I told my girlfriend and her co-workers and they laughed about it. They haven't seen him since that race. He actually quit working there before we really raced.
He definitely has a turbo because it was loud as hell. I roll down my window and said "Lets go on the freeway". He replies "It ain't even like that". So I'm thinking what the hell. Whatever, I go on my way and go home. A few months after that I find out he works with my girlfriend and he saw me picking her up one day and he started showing off in the parking lot smashing/revving so I could hear his turbo/blow off valve or whatever. I didn't think much about calling him out so we just went home.
The next day my girlfriend tells me that he went up to her and some of her co-workers that I know and said "I smoked your boyfriend hella bad a while back. I smoke Camaro's & Trans Ams all day". My girlfriend said she got mad and said "Race him today then. I'll tell him right now so you could run him". He said "Whatever", laughs and walks away. Then I talk to her co-worker who had a LS1 Z/28 and he said "Yeah he talks hella **** about muscle cars and he did tell me he smoked your ****".
Now, I'm starting to get pissed because that little incident was never even a race. So I tell her co-worker the whole story and how we never even ran. About 2-3 months after that I finally see him while I'm picking up my girl. I'm in the beater mind you so he has no idea who I was at first. I drive up to him and his ricer buddies and say "I'm the one with the SS that you said you smoked. My girl and Sergio told me you smoked me and that you beat Camaro's all day. Let's run right now. I'll go home and pick my car up." LOL! He replies "Nah, I have a blown head gasket right now." I just thought to myself whatever and drove off without saying anything.
May comes around and I decided to take my car for a spin around 11am. It was nice and sunny so I had to go for a spirited drive. I'm driving around near the mall and didn't come across any worthy opponents. I decide to head towards the freeway and go home. As I'm about to turn right at a stop light and go towards the freeway I see him across the intersection at the stop light going the same direction. So I drive slowly until he catches up to me. We get on the freeway and he instantly hits the left lane and pulls up next to me. He looks over and smiles and we both get in gear.
I wait, and bam he hits it and I hit it right when he does and I'm pulling him pretty good. By the top of 4th I had 2 cars on him and I let off. He pulls up next to me again and said "I wasn't ready". I was thinking "WHAT! You're the one who hit it first liar". So we run 1 more time and I hold up 3 fingers. I honk 3 times and we both hit it and it was the same outcome. I threw him a thumbs up and he just looks at me and turns away as I get off the exit. I laughed and thought "That's what you get you cocky ricer". I told my girlfriend and her co-workers and they laughed about it. They haven't seen him since that race. He actually quit working there before we really raced.
08-13-2010, 02:25 AM
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Great story and kill. Funny thing is, I have a freind with a turbo 240 and he traps 117 in the 1/4. Car is fast as hell but they are ALL shitboxes or rustbuckets. I swear when I see a clean one with a built motor I will have lived my life. Nothing cool about a stripped out crapper with a fast motor.
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08-13-2010, 12:45 PM
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Nice kill, there is a fat *** kid in my home town like this. He talks **** about how his car will beat anyone's. But the damn thing always seems to be getting worked on and no one ever sees the cars he claims to own. The kid owns an old ZX14 with a lotta miles and is always saying how he would beat my modded 07 R1. He also claims to have gotten that bike up to 210 miles per hour. When a lot of Zx's are limited to about 186mph I got sick of his **** one night got up in his face and said lets race if your bike is so fast. But nope they always have an excuse not to race. The Guy weighs in at like 310lbs. Looks like a fat clown on a mini bike going down the road.
08-13-2010, 01:20 PM
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Nice story OP, I enjoyed reading this story about you beating that douche bag and liar. There is so many plp like him, damn ricers. The thing is I dont understand what is the point of saying **** like you pull a win when no
real race really happenned...
I had something with a ricer like that 2 years ago...never had a chance to put him in his place since..GRRR
LMAO
real race really happenned...
I had something with a ricer like that 2 years ago...never had a chance to put him in his place since..GRRR
Nice kill, there is a fat *** kid in my home town like this. He talks **** about how his car will beat anyone's. But the damn thing always seems to be getting worked on and no one ever sees the cars he claims to own. The kid owns an old ZX14 with a lotta miles and is always saying how he would beat my modded 07 R1. He also claims to have gotten that bike up to 210 miles per hour. When a lot of Zx's are limited to about 186mph I got sick of his **** one night got up in his face and said lets race if your bike is so fast. But nope they always have an excuse not to race. The Guy weighs in at like 310lbs. Looks like a fat clown on a mini bike going down the road.
08-14-2010, 12:29 AM
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Great story and kill. Funny thing is, I have a freind with a turbo 240 and he traps 117 in the 1/4. Car is fast as hell but they are ALL shitboxes or rustbuckets. I swear when I see a clean one with a built motor I will have lived my life. Nothing cool about a stripped out crapper with a fast motor.
Thanks... If I ever talk to him in person I'll see if he tells me his mods which I doubt.
Yeah, I guess we'll see
I don't like to type long stories, but this kill was epic.
Nice kill, there is a fat *** kid in my home town like this. He talks **** about how his car will beat anyone's. But the damn thing always seems to be getting worked on and no one ever sees the cars he claims to own. The kid owns an old ZX14 with a lotta miles and is always saying how he would beat my modded 07 R1. He also claims to have gotten that bike up to 210 miles per hour. When a lot of Zx's are limited to about 186mph I got sick of his **** one night got up in his face and said lets race if your bike is so fast. But nope they always have an excuse not to race. The Guy weighs in at like 310lbs. Looks like a fat clown on a mini bike going down the road.
Nice story OP, I enjoyed reading this story about you beating that douche bag and liar. There is so many plp like him, damn ricers. The thing is I dont understand what is the point of saying **** like you pull a win when no
real race really happenned...
I had something with a ricer like that 2 years ago...never had a chance to put him in his place since..GRRR
real race really happenned...
I had something with a ricer like that 2 years ago...never had a chance to put him in his place since..GRRR
08-14-2010, 04:08 AM
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Nice kill, there is a fat *** kid in my home town like this. He talks **** about how his car will beat anyone's. But the damn thing always seems to be getting worked on and no one ever sees the cars he claims to own. The kid owns an old ZX14 with a lotta miles and is always saying how he would beat my modded 07 R1. He also claims to have gotten that bike up to 210 miles per hour. When a lot of Zx's are limited to about 186mph I got sick of his **** one night got up in his face and said lets race if your bike is so fast. But nope they always have an excuse not to race. The Guy weighs in at like 310lbs. Looks like a fat clown on a mini bike going down the road.
To hit a REAL 210mph at his size (weight doesnt matter, but your average 310 pounder isn't exactly tucking all that size behind the windscreen) his bike would have to be a stroker with heads/cams or nitrous. Period. Should be able to hit the 186-188 speed limiter with no problems though.
What mods you got on your R1? I'm assuming a 1060 kit, or maybe heads/cams? Always up for hearing about a nicely modded bike, no matter the make or model!
Side Note: I raced a vaunted BMW 1000RR last spring. He got the hit from 75mph on the freeway, I passed him around 130-140mph and walked another couple bikes on him by 160 indicated where we let up. Those things aren't too shabby at all! Guess they live up to the hype.
08-14-2010, 10:46 AM
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No, this guys 240sx is super clean! It looks like he had a fresh new black paint job done not to long ago. Everything looks real sick and not riced out.
Yeah It felt good to beat him in a REAL race, not some made up crap or a dream he thought was real.
Thanks... If I ever talk to him in person I'll see if he tells me his mods which I doubt.
Yeah, I guess we'll see
I don't like to type long stories, but this kill was epic.
LOL!
What ricer is this you're talking about?
Yeah It felt good to beat him in a REAL race, not some made up crap or a dream he thought was real.
Thanks... If I ever talk to him in person I'll see if he tells me his mods which I doubt.
Yeah, I guess we'll see
I don't like to type long stories, but this kill was epic.
LOL!
What ricer is this you're talking about?
He was saying to everyone he beat me twice...Heard after from a guy who talked to him. Same kind of story you had with him. Thats all.
