BS- movie quote thread
10-09-2010, 09:48 PM
#121
Too soon junior.
I gotta go find jessie I am all the kid's got.
IM NOT RUNNING
I used to race here back in high school the rail road crossing is a quarter mile, on green Im goin for it.
NOS
That about sums up FnF
10-09-2010, 10:43 PM
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LOL, Classic movie! I must of seen it at least 100 times.
Bandit: "Sheriff?"
Buford T Justice: "I'm Listening"
Bandit: "Do the letters "F", "O" mean anything to you?"
Buford T. Justice: "Smart aleck!"
Buford T. Justice: "NOBODY, Nobody makes Buford T. Justice look like a possuum's beckon!"
Junior: "Except for that one ti-"
Buford T. Justice: "Shut your ***!"
Bandit: "Sheriff?"
Buford T Justice: "I'm Listening"
Bandit: "Do the letters "F", "O" mean anything to you?"
Buford T. Justice: "Smart aleck!"
Buford T. Justice: "NOBODY, Nobody makes Buford T. Justice look like a possuum's beckon!"
Junior: "Except for that one ti-"
Buford T. Justice: "Shut your ***!"
I AM Sheriff Branford
Heh for some reason or another, you sound a little "taller" on radio..... What the hell is the world coming to?
Hello gorgeus. How about beautiful?
You can't tap him!
well obviously you can, what are you trying to do start another race?
You want sumthin?
Hushpuppies Daddy!
We got no time for that CRAP! Dumb Sumbitch!
Here's a good one from a classic 80s movie
The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California. Less than 100 were made. My father spent 3 years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion......
It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.
10-09-2010, 11:50 PM
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this is a little out there but its a line from my all time favorite movie
"The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you. "
"Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid. "
"The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you. "
"Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid. "
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10-09-2010, 11:58 PM
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I'm gonna throw up!
What do you mean?
I feel sick
Don't you dare! Don't you dare throw up! Breath, take in some air, put your head out the window
Don't drive so fast!
Don't drive so fast, what are you mad? i'm being chased by the cops. when you're being chased by the cops you drive fast got it?
Well i get car sick!
Then put your head out the goddamned window! what are you waiting for?
Look at that she's got her head out the window, what's she doing?
Maybe she's trying to signal us
Can you get what she's saying?
No i can't make her face out clearly
*BAAAARF*
She's puking
*splat*
Oh God!
She's puking!
That will never make primetime.
That is a lot of puke!
I can't see a damn thing!
I guess she wasn't signalling us.
You ok?
No.
Do me a favor. Chew some gum or something. your breath smells like my grandmother's feet.
haha i gotta post the vid for this one cause the scene was hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnafK7bcYUo
What do you mean?
I feel sick
Don't you dare! Don't you dare throw up! Breath, take in some air, put your head out the window
Don't drive so fast!
Don't drive so fast, what are you mad? i'm being chased by the cops. when you're being chased by the cops you drive fast got it?
Well i get car sick!
Then put your head out the goddamned window! what are you waiting for?
Look at that she's got her head out the window, what's she doing?
Maybe she's trying to signal us
Can you get what she's saying?
No i can't make her face out clearly
*BAAAARF*
She's puking
*splat*
Oh God!
She's puking!
That will never make primetime.
That is a lot of puke!
I can't see a damn thing!
I guess she wasn't signalling us.
You ok?
No.
Do me a favor. Chew some gum or something. your breath smells like my grandmother's feet.
haha i gotta post the vid for this one cause the scene was hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnafK7bcYUo
10-10-2010, 12:02 AM
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I'm gonna throw up!
What do you mean?
I feel sick
Don't you dare! Don't you dare throw up! Breath, take in some air, put your head out the window
Don't drive so fast!
Don't drive so fast, what are you mad? i'm being chased by the cops. when you're being chased by the cops you drive fast got it?
Well i get car sick!
Then put your head out the goddamned window! what are you waiting for?
Look at that she's got her head out the window, what's she doing?
Maybe she's trying to signal us
Can you get what she's saying?
No i can't make her face out clearly
*BAAAARF*
She's puking
*splat*
Oh God!
She's puking!
That will never make primetime.
That is a lot of puke!
I guess she wasn't signalling us.
I can't see a damn thing!
You ok?
No.
Well chew some gum or something. your breath smells like my grandmother's feet.
What do you mean?
I feel sick
Don't you dare! Don't you dare throw up! Breath, take in some air, put your head out the window
Don't drive so fast!
Don't drive so fast, what are you mad? i'm being chased by the cops. when you're being chased by the cops you drive fast got it?
Well i get car sick!
Then put your head out the goddamned window! what are you waiting for?
Look at that she's got her head out the window, what's she doing?
Maybe she's trying to signal us
Can you get what she's saying?
No i can't make her face out clearly
*BAAAARF*
She's puking
*splat*
Oh God!
She's puking!
That will never make primetime.
That is a lot of puke!
I guess she wasn't signalling us.
I can't see a damn thing!
You ok?
No.
Well chew some gum or something. your breath smells like my grandmother's feet.
10-10-2010, 12:03 AM
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Mirror Man: [to Sphinx] Damn it's cold up here, they keep these Ferrari's refrigerated? And you know black people don't like cold weather, we're tropical people. Man, when this is over I'm gonna smoke a joint, watch two hours of Roots and I'm gonna KICK YOUR ***!
10-10-2010, 12:17 AM
#132
this is a little out there but its a line from my all time favorite movie
"The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you. "
"Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid. "
"The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you. "
"Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid. "
Fixed it for ya'll.
10-10-2010, 11:34 AM
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from S&B II
Junior, if you ever embarrass me like that again, I'm gonna get an axe, and you'll never have to open your fly again!
Could you imagine Roy Rogers selling Trigger for a six pack?
No. I'm the only man in the world who drank up a Trans Am.
Buford, I hope you got group insurance, cause i'm about to spread some iron all over this goddamned desert.
Don't worry about that, I got my whole *** in good hands!
King Kong ain't got hands that big!
Hey Roadrunner, you hungry?
Why yes!
Just move over twords me we'll have us a mounty sandwitch!
and my personal favorite line from that movie.
Excuse me sir, your *** is on fire. Bet you'll be glad to get back to Canada and stick it in the snow!
10-10-2010, 11:43 AM
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I'm pretty sure that was from Cannonball run.
Speaking of CBR, there was a really funny quote in speed zone (aka CBR 3) during a police chase between a lambo and a cop, after the lambo radios ahead to a car carrier and he lowers the ramp and the lambo drives up into it
Remember Valentino, i'm a cop, i know how the police mind works. They look for speeders on the road not above it.
*knock at door, cop is standing there and his cruiser is in the car carrier behind the lambo*
May I see your license.
*they pass a welcome to missuri sign*
Well what do you know, now that we're out of Iowa, you're out of your jurisdiction, capiche?
and another good 80s movie one.
I heard that you were feeling ill, headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore you're pluck cause i'm the nurse who likes to..... *door slam*
Speaking of CBR, there was a really funny quote in speed zone (aka CBR 3) during a police chase between a lambo and a cop, after the lambo radios ahead to a car carrier and he lowers the ramp and the lambo drives up into it
Remember Valentino, i'm a cop, i know how the police mind works. They look for speeders on the road not above it.
*knock at door, cop is standing there and his cruiser is in the car carrier behind the lambo*
May I see your license.
*they pass a welcome to missuri sign*
Well what do you know, now that we're out of Iowa, you're out of your jurisdiction, capiche?
and another good 80s movie one.
I heard that you were feeling ill, headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore you're pluck cause i'm the nurse who likes to..... *door slam*
10-11-2010, 05:44 PM
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"Baby. Hey baby. You should be watching from the side. I wouldn't want to get any exhaust on that pretty face...... Well how bout I race you for that sweet ***?"
Just make sure it's a girl in the lane next to you. A guy might get get out of his car and beat your ***
