LT1 Vs TURBO B16
12-09-2010, 07:08 AM
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12-09-2010, 09:03 AM
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Yeah it was. Ive never been to a track that gives you an 8x11 piece of paper as a time slip. PLUS my dad works for NAPA, try spell check next time you try to impress.
12-09-2010, 10:17 AM
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The first red flag I saw was the poorly formatted text (centered, weird font, no proper columns, etc.)....
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12-09-2010, 10:26 AM
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No ******* way. This is too good.
OP if you are dumb enough to try to fake something, at least make sure the little things are right. Nappa? Good God...and a couple more hints for Trying to Bullshit 101, don't put a car in the other lane with a time that is within a few tenths, put one that is either single digits or running 15's. Apply the changes I mentioned and the odds of someone on another board buying your bullshit story are in your favor.
OP if you are dumb enough to try to fake something, at least make sure the little things are right. Nappa? Good God...and a couple more hints for Trying to Bullshit 101, don't put a car in the other lane with a time that is within a few tenths, put one that is either single digits or running 15's. Apply the changes I mentioned and the odds of someone on another board buying your bullshit story are in your favor.
12-09-2010, 11:01 AM
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Read this thread. This kid is retarded
https://ls1tech.com/forums/lt1-lt4-m...-do-wrong.html
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My hypothesis is that if he ran in the high 12's he would have mentioned that, but it seems the best he could do is 13.1 at 104 as of 6 months ago. His fake timeslip is dated Nov of 2009. Explain that one junior
https://ls1tech.com/forums/lt1-lt4-m...-do-wrong.html
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ok this is the deal. i have a 1993 Z28 an i love the car. last season i took her down the track many times. the best pass i got out of her was a 13.1 at 104mph. the mod list then was cai, shorty headders, an of course a cut out.
This season the list is cai, shorty headders, cut out, beefed up 10 bolt with 4.10, a spul an axles,{ that was the big one} an a set of draglites 3.5/15 front an 11/15 in the back with MT 275/50/15.
The first pass this season was a 13.5 at 107mph and the second pass was a 13.4 at 106mph.
what is wrong do i need a tune i cant figure this one out. help plz
This season the list is cai, shorty headders, cut out, beefed up 10 bolt with 4.10, a spul an axles,{ that was the big one} an a set of draglites 3.5/15 front an 11/15 in the back with MT 275/50/15.
The first pass this season was a 13.5 at 107mph and the second pass was a 13.4 at 106mph.
what is wrong do i need a tune i cant figure this one out. help plz
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12-09-2010, 11:09 AM
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
WOW. This is too good. I didn't even think to look at the integrity of the slip, but now it definitely looks fake. I know some places have some weird slips but holy **** that was a terrible fake.
He also used the wrong "light" spelling it COORS LITE.
Good job ******* troll. Now you are the laughing stock of this forum. I really hope a mod puts your user title as something like "TIMESLIP FORGER" or something like that. You are a ******* joke. Stay out of SR&K, and keep you mouth shut ******.
WOW. This is too good. I didn't even think to look at the integrity of the slip, but now it definitely looks fake. I know some places have some weird slips but holy **** that was a terrible fake.
He also used the wrong "light" spelling it COORS LITE.
Good job ******* troll. Now you are the laughing stock of this forum. I really hope a mod puts your user title as something like "TIMESLIP FORGER" or something like that. You are a ******* joke. Stay out of SR&K, and keep you mouth shut ******.
12-09-2010, 11:31 AM
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No, Coors Light is correct WSSick lol
But..
What a douche - ...who fakes a timeslip???? LOL!
Edit: Oh wait looked at the Wrong timeslip - too much fail going on here! HAHAHA
But..
What a douche - ...who fakes a timeslip???? LOL!
Edit: Oh wait looked at the Wrong timeslip - too much fail going on here! HAHAHA
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12-09-2010, 11:53 AM
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Read this thread. This kid is retarded
https://ls1tech.com/forums/lt1-lt4-m...-do-wrong.html
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My hypothesis is that if he ran in the high 12's he would have mentioned that, but it seems the best he could do is 13.1 at 104 as of 6 months ago. His fake timeslip is dated Nov of 2009. Explain that one junior
https://ls1tech.com/forums/lt1-lt4-m...-do-wrong.html
Cliff notes
My hypothesis is that if he ran in the high 12's he would have mentioned that, but it seems the best he could do is 13.1 at 104 as of 6 months ago. His fake timeslip is dated Nov of 2009. Explain that one junior
Just goes to prove NEVER LIE on the SR&K Section. Your thread will be picked apart and you will be revealed. Especially don't lie about an LT1's performance when you have me on here. Don't BS a BS'er!
12-09-2010, 12:33 PM
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This was some good lunch entertainment!
Hmm lets see my hotcammed LT1 with some weight reduction traps 110mph consistently. No way a stock heads/cam LT1 would trap 113+ in a 4th gen unless you sawzalled half the car off.
I really like the completely fake looking timeslip also.
Hmm lets see my hotcammed LT1 with some weight reduction traps 110mph consistently. No way a stock heads/cam LT1 would trap 113+ in a 4th gen unless you sawzalled half the car off.
I really like the completely fake looking timeslip also.
12-09-2010, 02:31 PM
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I googled "Maryland International Raceway time slips" and this is what they actually look like.
http://www.tinindianperformance.com/...20at%20182.jpg
LMFAO! He copied a real time slip and still couldn't spell it right!
http://www.tinindianperformance.com/...20at%20182.jpg
LMFAO! He copied a real time slip and still couldn't spell it right!
