Odarabla's infinite BS thread for the foreskinned (AKA Smack Down)
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Edward: Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive. I'm not about to let you behind the wheel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight. Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk.
Bella: Drunk?
Edward: You're intoxicated by my very presence.
Bella: Drunk?
Edward: You're intoxicated by my very presence.