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Old 07-09-2005 | 01:47 AM
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im not bragging by any means and no that this is not "nice kill" but i had to share it for how hillarious it was
A celica pulls next to me at a light with his primer gray body kit and huge metal wing and yells to me " you cant handle this ****" so i look at him and say " yea i know that wing must give u like 600 hp " after that he lets his bumble bee exsaust roar and when the light turned green i left his sorry *** and gave him the finger. So i make it to the next red light and he yells " f*** you " and turns right at the light.

What a piece of ****
Old 07-09-2005 | 02:29 AM
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that's funny
Old 07-09-2005 | 02:44 AM
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**** i hate that ****. it pisses me off when i hear this garbage. **** rice and there fart can exhaust bullshit.

and those wings............. lets just not get started in that dept.

ahhhhhh

thanks for pissing me off......haha

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Old 07-09-2005 | 02:48 AM
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That is brilliant in its simplicity.
Old 07-09-2005 | 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by bigbadblackws6
**** i hate that ****. it pisses me off when i hear this garbage. **** rice and there fart can exhaust bullshit.

and those wings............. lets just not get started in that dept.

ahhhhhh

thanks for pissing me off......haha

steve

Didnt mean to make u mad but what other choice did i have.

He is the one that said i couldnt take him.


Sorry misunderstood u thought i pissed u off
Old 07-09-2005 | 03:18 AM
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Hilarious.
Old 07-09-2005 | 09:17 AM
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This does not surprise me in the least. I would've loved to have seen his face before he turned "**** you, man!!" (crinkle nose and **** holding back the tears like the bastard son of toyota and mattel that he was...)

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LOL the look on the girls face that was with him was better.

You could tell she was wishing she was in the car with me
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You could tell she was wishing she was in the car with me
Get used to it.
Old 07-09-2005 | 10:23 AM
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Very nice , Im gunna have to use that line "Yea that wing must give you like 600 HP" lol but yea some ricers are just A$$HOLES
Old 07-09-2005 | 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Diolar Magnum
This does not surprise me in the least. I would've loved to have seen his face before he turned "**** you, man!!" (crinkle nose and **** holding back the tears like the bastard son of toyota and mattel that he was...)

haha yeah he probably went crying like a little bitch

why i hate ricers
Old 07-09-2005 | 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Luna
Very nice , Im gunna have to use that line "Yea that wing must give you like 600 HP" lol but yea some ricers are just A$$HOLES
all ricers are a$$holes, you ment some tuners are a$$holes
Old 07-09-2005 | 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by skywalkrNCSU
haha yeah he probably went crying like a little bitch

why i hate ricers
Well, being a ricer, it's sad to say he probably told his GF, "Baby, I had to let him go. I only had it at half-throttle beacuse my body kit isn't fully installed yet. I'd get him if I really tried." Then he probably told his friends the same bullshit, too.
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they're so fcking stupid!
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LOL how do you expect the celica to get traction with near on 1k HP??? Being as he has primer on the body kit he is super light with out paint!! Try him from a 100 roll and he will RAPE you!!! Good kill man



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Originally Posted by bboyferal
Well, being a ricer, it's sad to say he probably told his GF, "Baby, I had to let him go. I only had it at half-throttle beacuse my body kit isn't fully installed yet. I'd get him if I really tried." Then he probably told his friends the same bullshit, too.
haha yeah thats when id like to pull beside em at a light and be like hey baby come get in a real car
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Originally Posted by skywalkrNCSU
haha yeah thats when id like to pull beside em at a light and be like hey baby come get in a real car


I haven't tried that yet!
Old 07-10-2005 | 12:28 AM
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I can't figure how the little ricer dudes get hot chicks in first place? It's either the car or the 12" their packing. However, these are the little **** I seek to beat down in my GTP.
Old 07-10-2005 | 12:54 AM
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what a newb
so many ricers around here it makes me sick
Old 07-10-2005 | 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by mrbobo
that's funny

you sayin "thats funny"
is funny.



and so was that story...


Originally Posted by TKO52
" you cant handle this ****"
would not have been able to drive after that. :rotfl:



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